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What would YOU do if a cow was chasing you?
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23 / M / Toronto
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Posted 1/2/09
I would kick its utters then drink from it. =D
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I would "mooove" over.
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Usually, I never pay much attention to the topics here in the Extended Discussions section, 'cause everyone is so serious, but this post caught my eye, and I had to answer it.

What I would do is use my quicks to juke the cow into going one direction while I go another. Then, I would chase thew cow from the side, and jump on top of the cow. I would gently rub the back of her head to get her to slow down, until she comes to a complete stop. Once she stops, I hop off the cow, and proceed to milk the cow with my soft, sensual hands, so I can get a glass of milk to go with my cookies that I conveniently pack into my left back pocket of my pants every single day of my life.

Yeah.
Posted 1/2/09
I don't know, eat it?
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 1/2/09

superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.


Oh my god >_<
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Posted 1/2/09
Initiate fighting stance and prepare for battle.
Posted 1/2/09
Give it to a slaughter house.
Posted 1/2/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.


Oh my god >_<


Desperate situations call for desperate measures.
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22 / F / Texas
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paha, what a random question.
i would run, obviously.
Posted 1/2/09
back off, cow.. im lactose intolerant!!
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Posted 1/2/09
maybe drop kick it? iono haha
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25 / M / Australia
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Posted 1/2/09

superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.


I cant believe I'm still laughing at your lame ass joke.

Believe it or not, yes i have been chased by cows, there's a farm near by even though I do live in the suburbs lol, seriously the only thing you can do is run or climb a near by tree.
And on ANY circumstances no matter how cute they may look do not go near there young.
But I'm sure not all cows will chase you on random, we where kinda intimidating them.
Posted 1/2/09
Lol, jump on one of them. And have a fun ride? haha..
Posted 1/2/09

sumit714 wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.


I cant believe I'm still laughing at your lame ass joke.

Believe it or not, yes i have been chased by cows, there's a farm near by even though I do live in the suburbs lol, seriously the only thing you can do is run or climb a near by tree.
And on ANY circumstances no matter how cute they may look do not go near there young.
But I'm sure not all cows will chase you on random, we where kinda intimidating them.


Speaking of lame ass, I heard they kick people.
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Posted 1/2/09
Whip out the red cape
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