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What would YOU do if a cow was chasing you?
Posted 1/3/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

Actually now that I think about it this question is "udderly" ridiculous


Please, stop PUNishing us!!!


LAWL Maybe but there is so much to "Milk" from this thread.


Or maybe we should just MOOve on?


Well I am enjoying the fact I can "Hoover" around this issue for it seems very pressing and a sign of the times.
Plus when all you have is meat than you gotta make hamburgers.


Hey, look up ^

UniverseWanderer has beef with the cow


It seems the steaks are getting higher.


What do you call a heard of cattle masturbating?


???
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Posted 1/3/09

superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

Actually now that I think about it this question is "udderly" ridiculous


Please, stop PUNishing us!!!


LAWL Maybe but there is so much to "Milk" from this thread.


Or maybe we should just MOOve on?


Well I am enjoying the fact I can "Hoover" around this issue for it seems very pressing and a sign of the times.
Plus when all you have is meat than you gotta make hamburgers.


Hey, look up ^

UniverseWanderer has beef with the cow


It seems the steaks are getting higher.


What do you call a heard of cattle masturbating?


???


Beef strokin'off
Posted 1/3/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

Actually now that I think about it this question is "udderly" ridiculous


Please, stop PUNishing us!!!


LAWL Maybe but there is so much to "Milk" from this thread.


Or maybe we should just MOOve on?


Well I am enjoying the fact I can "Hoover" around this issue for it seems very pressing and a sign of the times.
Plus when all you have is meat than you gotta make hamburgers.


Hey, look up ^

UniverseWanderer has beef with the cow


It seems the steaks are getting higher.


What do you call a heard of cattle masturbating?


???


Beef strokin'off


What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
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Posted 1/3/09

superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

Actually now that I think about it this question is "udderly" ridiculous


Please, stop PUNishing us!!!


LAWL Maybe but there is so much to "Milk" from this thread.


Or maybe we should just MOOve on?


Well I am enjoying the fact I can "Hoover" around this issue for it seems very pressing and a sign of the times.
Plus when all you have is meat than you gotta make hamburgers.


Hey, look up ^

UniverseWanderer has beef with the cow


It seems the steaks are getting higher.


What do you call a heard of cattle masturbating?


???


Beef strokin'off


What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated


What do you call a cow without legs?

Ground beef
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Posted 1/3/09
I would turn around and milk it hehe what an evil genious plan muahahaha!!! lol
Posted 1/3/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:

Actually now that I think about it this question is "udderly" ridiculous


Please, stop PUNishing us!!!


LAWL Maybe but there is so much to "Milk" from this thread.


Or maybe we should just MOOve on?


Well I am enjoying the fact I can "Hoover" around this issue for it seems very pressing and a sign of the times.
Plus when all you have is meat than you gotta make hamburgers.


Hey, look up ^

UniverseWanderer has beef with the cow


It seems the steaks are getting higher.


What do you call a heard of cattle masturbating?


???


Beef strokin'off


What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated


What do you call a cow without legs?

Ground beef


How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator


Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry


Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
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Posted 1/3/09
run o_O
Posted 1/3/09

superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.

Nice one

Umm... I would call my alien buddies and let them abduct it!!!

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Posted 1/3/09

superninjaboy wrote:


How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator


Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry


Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows


This is turning into a steakout

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
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Posted 1/3/09
I would shoot it, gut it, clean it, cook it and eat it
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Posted 1/3/09
RUN!!!!
YOU ALL DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST!
I was chaised by a cow once..... no joking
I was 2 i think XD
the cow was so huge!
Posted 1/3/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator


Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry


Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows


This is turning into a steakout

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."


I concur, if this continues it could escalate into Armoogeddon .
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Posted 1/3/09
Run forest Ruuuun!!!
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Posted 1/3/09

superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator


Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry


Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows


This is turning into a steakout

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."


I concur, if this continues it could escalate into Armoogeddon .


Or even worse, an apoCOWlypse!
Posted 1/3/09
That actually happened once before >.> stupid cows....I've never ran so hard before
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