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What would YOU do if a cow was chasing you?
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Run away o_O
Posted 1/3/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


DreadDenimPirate wrote:


superninjaboy wrote:


How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator


Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry


Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows


This is turning into a steakout

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."


I concur, if this continues it could escalate into Armoogeddon .


Or even worse, an apoCOWlypse!


Udder destruction for all of us moortals, then the moooon would hurdle towards earth and cause the biggest cowlamity the mooniverse has ever seen.
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I'd turn on my stereo and listen to my Moo-sic
Posted 1/3/09
Grab a heavy and thick meat cleaver and hammer it between his eyes.
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tip it over
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have sex with it
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LemonyPanda wrote:

have sex with it


best answer so far
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REPORTED FOR BEING STUPIDLY POINTLESS!!!
Posted 1/3/09
Lactation pornography.
Female + Cow.
Whoever that can fill up a cup with milk first wins!!!
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^ The hamster is back! woohoo!!!
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superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.


That may be the best line I've ever heard.

Can cows even run? Don't they just sit in fields by the motorway and chew on grass & daisies?
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SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Lactation pornography.
Female + Cow.
Whoever that can fill up a cup with milk first wins!!!


Oh dear lord there's going to be a whole menagerie of kinky/erotic/perverted/seductive cartoon animals here...

It's the furry convention all over again >_<;
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run like there's no tomorrow.
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Any red color on me ???
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superninjaboy wrote:

I would "mooove" over.


LMFAOOOOOO THATS SO CORNY
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