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Posted 1/4/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day
Posted 1/4/09

LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day


Is it possible to call a nonexistent sister a whore?

Why, what a coincidence.
Your mom already gives me $20 a post.
And both your parents suck by dick at the end of the day.
I gotta close my eyes and imagine that they're at least decent looking.
Quite an impossible task.
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Posted 1/4/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day


Is it possible to call a nonexistent sister a whore?

Why, what a coincidence.
Your mom already gives me $20 a post.
And both your parents suck by dick at the end of the day.
I gotta close my eyes and imagine that they're at least decent looking.
Quite an impossible task.


nonexistent sister? o she's your daughter too btw. i know its hard to get these things mixed up scince you rednecks practice incest and you have to call your relatives can be called your mother or your cousin.

anyway think of something original won't you? or else people will realize that your a poser. anyway later your mom's out of cash so i have no reason to play with you anymore. Time to go get my blowjob
Posted 1/4/09

LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day


Is it possible to call a nonexistent sister a whore?

Why, what a coincidence.
Your mom already gives me $20 a post.
And both your parents suck by dick at the end of the day.
I gotta close my eyes and imagine that they're at least decent looking.
Quite an impossible task.


nonexistent sister? o she's your daughter too btw. i know its hard to get these things mixed up scince you rednecks practice incest and you have to call your relatives can be called your mother or your cousin.

anyway think of something original won't you? or else people will realize that your a poser. anyway later your mom's out of cash so i have no reason to play with you anymore. Time to go get my blowjob


Hmmm...
Yet it must be so much harder for you to remember names.
Since your family is likes to incorporate animals into their sexual life.
I should know, I'm a gerbil.
Uhoh.
I think it's time for you to feed your mom her doggy biscuits.

Do me a favour.
Use a penis pump on yourself first.
My mom isn't used to sucking needles.
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Posted 1/4/09 , edited 1/4/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day


Is it possible to call a nonexistent sister a whore?

Why, what a coincidence.
Your mom already gives me $20 a post.
And both your parents suck by dick at the end of the day.
I gotta close my eyes and imagine that they're at least decent looking.
Quite an impossible task.


nonexistent sister? o she's your daughter too btw. i know its hard to get these things mixed up scince you rednecks practice incest and you have to call your relatives can be called your mother or your cousin.

anyway think of something original won't you? or else people will realize that your a poser. anyway later your mom's out of cash so i have no reason to play with you anymore. Time to go get my blowjob


Hmmm...
Yet it must be so much harder for you to remember names.
Since your family is likes to incorporate animals into their sexual life.
I should know, I'm a gerbil.
Uhoh.
I think it's time for you to feed your mom her doggy biscuits.

Do me a favour.
Use a penis pump on yourself first.
My mom isn't used to sucking needles.


im the one that has dibs on you and dont' worry i don't fuck any other ass than yours

and is that why your mom/cousin doesn't suck on yours? she says mines big and plump compared to yours and she uses your dick as toothfloss
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Posted 1/4/09
There's alot I hate about guys (I'm straight, k)

But I'll sum it up to one

I hate guys who are immature! Know when to be and know when NOT to be.
Posted 1/4/09

LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day


Is it possible to call a nonexistent sister a whore?

Why, what a coincidence.
Your mom already gives me $20 a post.
And both your parents suck by dick at the end of the day.
I gotta close my eyes and imagine that they're at least decent looking.
Quite an impossible task.


nonexistent sister? o she's your daughter too btw. i know its hard to get these things mixed up scince you rednecks practice incest and you have to call your relatives can be called your mother or your cousin.

anyway think of something original won't you? or else people will realize that your a poser. anyway later your mom's out of cash so i have no reason to play with you anymore. Time to go get my blowjob


Hmmm...
Yet it must be so much harder for you to remember names.
Since your family is likes to incorporate animals into their sexual life.
I should know, I'm a gerbil.
Uhoh.
I think it's time for you to feed your mom her doggy biscuits.

Do me a favour.
Use a penis pump on yourself first.
My mom isn't used to sucking needles.


im the one that has dibs on you and dont' worry i don't fuck any other ass than yours

and is that why your mom/cousin doesn't suck on yours? she says mines big and plump compared to yours and she uses your dick as toothfloss

I'm sorry.
You must be mistaken.
If yours is plump, then why would you need a penis pump?
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Posted 1/4/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

When guys ejaculate prematurely.
No one likes to break it off half way there.

Edit:
Of course when your LemonyPanda, it's 2 minutes in.


girls/gays hate it when guys have a small penis

which is why nobody likes seductivegerbil except maybe his mom but his mom goes with anybody so that doesn't really count

So I'm guessing it's usually fast?
Lightning fast.


its fast but i don't mind running a couple of extra laps

Eh.
So exactly how many times would you hit a girl worthy of lightning fast?


ask your sister

Why?
Is she hitting you lightning fast?
Wow.
You must be ugly.


no she just trying to keep up

Wow.
Is she really that ugly?
You must be pretty desperate.


i need money

Then i suggest you get a job where you get paid instead.


so your calling your sister a whore? well anyway i get paid by your mom to keep replying to your comments to keep you entertained so im getting a good salary

5 bucks a post and a free blowjob at the end of the day


Is it possible to call a nonexistent sister a whore?

Why, what a coincidence.
Your mom already gives me $20 a post.
And both your parents suck by dick at the end of the day.
I gotta close my eyes and imagine that they're at least decent looking.
Quite an impossible task.


nonexistent sister? o she's your daughter too btw. i know its hard to get these things mixed up scince you rednecks practice incest and you have to call your relatives can be called your mother or your cousin.

anyway think of something original won't you? or else people will realize that your a poser. anyway later your mom's out of cash so i have no reason to play with you anymore. Time to go get my blowjob


Hmmm...
Yet it must be so much harder for you to remember names.
Since your family is likes to incorporate animals into their sexual life.
I should know, I'm a gerbil.
Uhoh.
I think it's time for you to feed your mom her doggy biscuits.

Do me a favour.
Use a penis pump on yourself first.
My mom isn't used to sucking needles.


im the one that has dibs on you and dont' worry i don't fuck any other ass than yours

and is that why your mom/cousin doesn't suck on yours? she says mines big and plump compared to yours and she uses your dick as toothfloss

I'm sorry.
You must be mistaken.
If yours is plump, then why would you need a penis pump?


it was a gift
Posted 1/4/09

A gift from your mom?
Was your weedy dick not enjoyable?
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Posted 1/4/09 , edited 1/4/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


A gift from your mom?
Was your weedy dick not enjoyable?


a gift from my mom to pleasure your ass better
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... when guys turn every conversational topic into sex related topics.
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