Do u hv any joke?
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Do u hv any joke?
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "****."

.....

... busted !
Posted 12/14/07
i am completely and udderly un-funny, but my sarcasm can be hilarious... or offensive lol
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Posted 12/14/07

yau1024 wrote:

Do u hv any joke?


i have the ulitmate joke that will make you laugh so hard it will hurt (no promises though) I guy walks into a bar, ouch.

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eh...>_> two words... Grammar Check!
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What do cows drink?


If you thought of milk, then you're wrong! x3 Cows drink water silly, not milk. They have milk though xDDDD
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cow don't drink they get water from eat grass. lolz :-)
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30 / M / 香港 & nottingham,uk
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grammar?wts wrong am i?
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i'm sometime funny, but my joke are a bit rude ^_^
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Naah sorry guys, you all fail at making a joke.. here's one for you all!

What do you call a skeleton going on holiday?

Bone VOYAGE!

well.. i ugh.. *flees*
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Posted 12/14/07

monkey-of-evil720 wrote:

General Jokes Thread
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=1671


crap im too late...
and watch your grammar.


ATTENTION NOOBS:

this is a duplicate(or a thread that isnt needed because it already exists). please leave this thread alone while were waiting for lock by mods.


Thank you.


Please us the Forum Search feature, next time, to search for similar/existing topics before starting a new thread.




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