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Porn Bailout
Posted 1/7/09
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis and publishing mogul Larry Flynt have penned a letter to Congress requesting a $5 billion bailout for...wait for it...the pornography industry.

"The government is handing out money," Francis tells E! News. "They're moving toward a nationalized economy, and Larry and I felt we might as well be a part of it."

The boob-fueled empire builder seems to be referring to the recent $700 billion bailout package, including about $17 billion for General Motors and Chrysler, authorized late last year by President George W. Bush to get the nation's economy back on its feet.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt added in a statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex." ( who said satire is dead?)

GGW isn't in "dire need" of a bailout, Francis says, although he admits that his company has suffered over the past three years thanks to the proliferation of skin-related entertainment readily available online for free.

"I'd like to know what Obama would say," Francis mused. "I bet he's a Girls Gone Wild fan...If we're invited [to the White House], then we'll go."


Websites: http://themoderatevoice.com/25482/the-porn-bailout/
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b77925_francis_flynt_hustle_congress_porn.html

your opinion? Is this just a publicity stunt?
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Posted 1/7/09
I'd bail them out instead of the Big Three.
Posted 1/7/09
whatever. Just give me the money.
Posted 1/7/09
Yes they should.
Without porn, all the little kids will not develop properly.
They will resort to this hentai bullshit that all of you watch.

Also, the porn industry generates a large revenue.
Also helps me supply the worlds demand for semen.
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Posted 1/7/09
ugh... o.o
I want meh porn!
Posted 1/7/09
If they are to hand out money to anyone in the porn industry, Pierre Woodman should be first in line!
Posted 1/7/09
I could care less about what happens to the Girls Gone Wild franchise, and a few of the big name pron studios they do not really need the money since anyone can make porn.
Posted 1/7/09
...Dumbasses
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Posted 1/7/09
porn is serious business.
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Posted 1/7/09
That is the funniest article I read today. I can only guess that 8 or 9 percent of the ENTIRE USA population watches porn and 80 percent of them are at Universities and Colleges burning their parents tuition on drugs and porn videos. If they get any money, we in the USA need to fire a whole lot of congressmen quickly.
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Posted 1/7/09
Lawls reading that post made me thought of something funny xD
Something about Grandma gone wild XD
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Posted 1/9/09
LOL its a funny satire but porn will never die, Id much prefer if they idnt bail outneone, let all the big companies die and then all the new companies will HAVE to start in america and ppl will get jobs. No bailout, high tariffs, thats the way to go
Posted 1/9/09
hmmm...i suppose they do make a good amount of money...i mean tons of people watch porn and it seems as if its not going to like die down anytime soon....
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Posted 1/9/09
They should ban porn..I hate it
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Posted 1/9/09 , edited 1/9/09

IDoNotKnowOk wrote:

They should ban porn..I hate it


Well you are part of a small minority and the thing about minorities, NOONE listens to them
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