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Can you unwrap a Starburst with your mouth?
Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09
Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl unwrapped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can unwrap a Starburst with their mouth first wins. One guy almost chocked on his wrapper Yes, we are dumb ("Yes we are dumb," referring to the whole class, not implying that I'm a boy to those that are confused). I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you unwrap something else besides a Starburst?

Shit I spelled it wrong on the title I think a moderator fixed it for me. Why can't I spell today?
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Posted 1/8/09
I gave up and just ate the entire shit with the wrapper.
Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09
I can't even tie a cherry stem in my mouth =__=;;
Posted 1/8/09

JacopeX wrote:

I gave up and just ate the entire shit with the wrapper.


That would have been the better option...
Posted 1/8/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Better question.
Can you wrap your mouth around my cock?


Not unless you want it chewed into Twizzlers
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What is a Starburst?
Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


No, I'm not a guy, I think I make that pretty obvious Last time I checked, I have a clitoris.

I said A GUY in my CLASS chocked on HIS rapper, not me. Unless you got confused about the "Yes, we are dumb," part. I was refering to MY CLASS as being dumb.

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Posted 1/8/09
How the hell do you "un-rape" something?
Posted 1/8/09

AHTL wrote:

What is a Starburst?


Its that movie where the guy goes out to get a meteorite for the girl who sucks and the rock turns out to be a hot chick and he goes sailing in the sky with gay pirates.
Posted 1/8/09

AHTL wrote:

What is a Starburst?


It's a chewy fruit-flavored candy shapped as a small square. Do they not have them in Norway?



Or this, the new kind:

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Posted 1/8/09
yeah i an open a beer can, and yeah.
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Posted 1/8/09

Gaia93 wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


No, I'm not a guy, I think I make that pretty obvious Last time I checked, I have a clitoris.

I said A GUY in my CLASS chocked on his rapper, not me. Unless you got confused about the "Yes, we are dumb," part.


where do u make that pretty obvious?
its nice to know you check yourself, just in case u magically grew something else.
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