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Can you unwrap a Starburst with your mouth?
Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09
Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl unwrapped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can unwrap a Starburst with their mouth first wins. One guy almost chocked on his wrapper Yes, we are dumb ("Yes we are dumb," referring to the whole class, not implying that I'm a boy to those that are confused). I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you unwrap something else besides a Starburst?

Shit I spelled it wrong on the title I think a moderator fixed it for me. Why can't I spell today?
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I can too, but why would anyone want to?
After I was done the wrap was covered in spit. Not very attractive =__=;
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I gave up and just ate the entire shit with the wrapper.
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I can't even tie a cherry stem in my mouth =__=;;
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I gave up and just ate the entire shit with the wrapper.


That would have been the better option...
Posted 1/8/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Better question.
Can you wrap your mouth around my cock?


Not unless you want it chewed into Twizzlers
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What is a Starburst?
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Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


She said "one guy.."
She didn't say "I almost chocked.."
She even said "his wrapper" why would she say "his" if she was referring to herself?
Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09

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Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


No, I'm not a guy, I think I make that pretty obvious Last time I checked, I have a clitoris.

I said A GUY in my CLASS chocked on HIS rapper, not me. Unless you got confused about the "Yes, we are dumb," part. I was refering to MY CLASS as being dumb.

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How the hell do you "un-rape" something?
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What is a Starburst?


Its that movie where the guy goes out to get a meteorite for the girl who sucks and the rock turns out to be a hot chick and he goes sailing in the sky with gay pirates.
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What is a Starburst?


It's a chewy fruit-flavored candy shapped as a small square. Do they not have them in Norway?



Or this, the new kind:

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Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Kippu wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


She said "one guy.."
She didn't say "I almost chocked.."
She even said "his wrapper" why would she say "his" if she was referring to herself?


"we are" referring to "us " referring to " the guy" referring to "guys in general"
kthxbai.


That's just stupid. "us" doesn't have to mean the same sex. It could be a mixture of girls and guys.
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yeah i an open a beer can, and yeah.
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Gaia93 wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


No, I'm not a guy, I think I make that pretty obvious Last time I checked, I have a clitoris.

I said A GUY in my CLASS chocked on his rapper, not me. Unless you got confused about the "Yes, we are dumb," part.


where do u make that pretty obvious?
its nice to know you check yourself, just in case u magically grew something else.
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