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Can you unwrap a Starburst with your mouth?
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Posted 1/8/09

gopherthegold wrote:


AHTL wrote:

What is a Starburst?


Its that movie where the guy goes out to get a meteorite for the girl who sucks and the rock turns out to be a hot chick and he goes sailing in the sky with gay pirates.


Haven't seen, sounds silly.


Gaia93 wrote:


AHTL wrote:

What is a Starburst?


It's a chewy fruit-flavored candy shapped as a small square. Do they not have them in Norway?



Or this, the new kind:



Aha, never tried and it doesn't look that appealing - then again, I prefer licorice.
Posted 1/8/09
So the whole unwrap a starburst goes right along with "can you tie a cherry stem in your mouth" thing that children who haven't gotten any sugar yet do to amuse themselves till they can.

In English, if you try to do elaborate things to "practice kissing" like watching movie kisses, you are going to be the worst kisser of all time. No one (except SeductiveGerbil)is looking for a car wash, a roto-rooter, or a romantic evening with a great dane licking your face. Your style of kissing should be your own, not anyone else's. it doesn't have to be over the top or elaborate, just honest.
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Posted 1/8/09
Lol.. Unrape? Bwahahaha...
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Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Kippu wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Kippu wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

Remember the commercial on t.v. when the girl un-raped the Starburst with her mouth? The kids in my class thought it was a good idea to have a contest: Whoever can un-rap a Starburst with their mouth first wins (one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb) I can do it, but I was wondering if anyone else could do it? Or can you un-rap something else besides a Starburst?


"one guy almost chocked on his rapper Yes, we are dumb"

You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..


She said "one guy.."
She didn't say "I almost chocked.."
She even said "his wrapper" why would she say "his" if she was referring to herself?


"we are" referring to "us " referring to " the guy" referring to "guys in general"
kthxbai.


That's just stupid. "us" doesn't have to mean the same sex. It could be a mixture of girls and guys.


well maybe Gaia should specify?
Why are you so against me?


I'm not against you. Don't take this as me attacking you or anything because I'm not. I'm just trying to clear you up. You just misread it. She made it very clear that she was referring to another person.
And you were wrong to accuse her of lying about her gender.
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I shall try it tomorrow. That's my goal.
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Posted 1/8/09
I can do it !
HAHA. Under 30 seconds.

That must mean I'm a really good kisser :]

so anyone, up to a kiss?

JK.
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Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/8/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:

you were clearly attacking me.
take some happy pills, dood.



I wasn't attacking you. If I were attacking you, I'd be flaming you. Which I have no intention on doing. If anything you were attacking her and accusing her for no reason. I was just trying to clear you up. You should really read more carefully. It seems like all you're doing is misreading everyone's post.
Posted 1/8/09

Condensation_Appreciation wrote:

How the hell do you "un-rape" something?

Crap, did I say that
Posted 1/8/09
no but i can undo a bra and pull down a pair of knickers using my teeth
Posted 1/8/09

wa55up wrote:

Yes. I'll unwrap yours too.


Oh, you! So charming.
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Posted 1/8/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Kippu wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:

you were clearly attacking me.
take some happy pills, dood.



I wasn't attacking you. If I were attacking you, I'd be flaming you. Which I have no intention on doing. If anything you were attacking her and accusing her for no reason. I was just trying to clear you up. You should really read more carefully. It seems like all you're doing is misreading everyone's post.


you were indirectly attacking me.
i dont recall attacking her, and it was not an accusation, but a curious assumption with a question attached.
i read quite well,sir/mother/ whatever you are. there is no need for your concern.
i fully understand each and every post.



You really are something, aren't you?


i dont recall attacking her



Teresa_Yuuki wrote:
You're a guy? why is ur status FEMALE?
its one thing to lie about ur age, but its another thing for gender..

^
Here you are accusing her and then following up the next quote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:
where do u make that pretty obvious?
its nice to know you check yourself, just in case u magically grew something else.


^
is where you're insulting her.


i fully understand each and every post.

If you understood each post, then why would you accuse her of being a male? And then accuse me of attacking you when I clearly wasn't?

It's hard to believe that you're 18 years old. I'm sorry but I can see this is going no where. I have no more intentions in talking to you. I was just trying to clear you up but you're taking my posts in a rude way which will turn rude because of your misunderstandings. So I'm going to do both of us a favour and stop. Here's an advice, read twice next time.
Posted 1/8/09

Gaia93 wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Better question.
Can you wrap your mouth around my cock?


Not unless you want it chewed into Twizzlers

Not unless you have a good dental plan.
Posted 1/8/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Better question.
Can you wrap your mouth around my cock?


Not unless you want it chewed into Twizzlers

Not unless you have a good dental plan.


Hey, you asked for it and my teeth are just fine thank you, been to the dentist three days ago. Now let's try it out and see if you have a dick in the end. You have medical insurance, right?
Posted 1/8/09
It looks tasty to me. o_o Unwrap a sweet in my mouth? I can give it a try.
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Posted 1/8/09

gopherthegold wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Kippu wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:

you were clearly attacking me.
take some happy pills, dood.



I wasn't attacking you. If I were attacking you, I'd be flaming you. Which I have no intention on doing. If anything you were attacking her and accusing her for no reason. I was just trying to clear you up. You should really read more carefully. It seems like all you're doing is misreading everyone's post.


you were indirectly attacking me.
i dont recall attacking her, and it was not an accusation, but a curious assumption with a question attached.
i read quite well,sir/mother/ whatever you are. there is no need for your concern.
i fully understand each and every post.


I'm just going to let you look at your own words for a moment here.


ok, what now?
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