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YOU TELL ME A STORY IN THE THREAD

BEST STORY WINS!!!!


Just a little something.


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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away clark kent was trying to get the ring to mordor so he could destroy it and the munchkins would never have to fear the wicked witch of the west and he could get back to Kansas. However his plane got attacked by terrorists with snakes and he had to change into his alter ego Wolverine in order to stop the Jokers rampage. On the way he fell in love with a married cowboy and they married and had a mentally impaired child named Forest who thought that life was like a box of chocolates. the end


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you and me.
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well i wrote teletubby fan fiction when i was 11
here it is

2002:

One lovely day Dipsy was walking along the footpath when he noticed that he felt a little bit different. He didn’t know why. ZZP! Then, he didn’t feel any thing.

Now who knows anything about the word Armageddon? That’s right, Armageddon is the End of the World. Us Humans say that the end of the World is when all Humans die out, it’s quite rude of us really. It’s probably better for the World, it’s not the end of the World, it’s the end of the Human species. It’s quite selfish of us to call it that.

‘AAAHH!’ Screamed LaLa,

‘What is it?’ Asked Po.

‘It’s Dipsy!’ She screamed. ‘he’s dead!’

‘Oooh.’ Said Po. ‘ I don’t feel so good.’

Po collapsed.

‘OH NO!’ Said TinkyWinky. ‘the pole isn’t making any noise! It should have have gone “time for Teletubbies, time for Teletubbies.” Five minutes ago!’

‘Something’s really going wrong.’ Said LaLa. ‘Ooh, my… ooh…’

THUMP

TinkyWinky stood there. All his friends were gone. His only family. He was the only one left in Teletubbie Land. Then, it all became clear. They were cancelling the show. The show. There only purpose in life. So, they were dying. It was the end…

… The End?

‘NOOO!’ Screamed TinkyWinky. ‘Everything! It sucks! They stuck us in fucking Teletubbie Land, all to earn them some damn money, and now, just because they’re cancelling the show, they’re having us killed!’

Tears fell from TinkyWinkys eyes.

‘Burn in Hell, you bastards!’ screamed TinkyWinky, before falling to the ground. And then, it was the end.
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mariia wrote:

There was a lone girl who survived through life little by little with her father dead and her mother dying...everyone around her just dies or suddenly "disappears" but soon she was told by a fallen angel that she was a shinigami brought up as a human to understand them and develop better skills to well take away their souls. She refused at first denying it and in the end was brought to the other side where this fallen angel states that he was her brother. In the end she decided to believe that she was a shinigami and questioned him why she was the one sent to live in the real world as well as why people around her ended up dying or killing themselves. He answered bluntly, "Because you are death, thus being around death will eventually influence you. It's like madness...it's contagious." She lived a whole like in lies nothing but lies. "Humans are weak, their emotions are what is taking them down. There imperfectness is breaking their relationships with others."

But the girl shouted, "If they were all perfect then the world they live in now will be boring as! Being unique is a good merit! You idiot shinigami!"
"Brain washed." he simple put it.
"HA! Then go beat in hell im out of here!"

THE END. ><" wasnt bothered continuing


I SMELL A PLAGERIZER




monkeyzamm wrote:

mmmm pasta


GOOD CHARACTER. NO DEVELOPMENT.


aeminence wrote:


h3ntie wrote:

YOU TELL ME A STORY IN THE THREAD

BEST STORY WINS!!!!


Just a little something.


Also.



NOT RATIN UNTIL YOU LINK ME TO THE SITE WHERE YOU GET YOUR WITTY MATERIAL




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Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


h3ntie wrote:

YOU TELL ME A STORY IN THE THREAD

BEST STORY WINS!!!!


you and me.


WINNARR.
TERESA_YUUKI-1ST PLACE

MIKEDABEAR-2ND PLACE




tyrantxd wrote:

well i wrote teletubby fan fiction when i was 11
here it it

2002:

One lovely day Dipsy was walking along the footpath when he noticed that he felt a little bit different. He didn’t know why. ZZP! Then, he didn’t feel any thing.

Now who knows anything about the word Armageddon? That’s right, Armageddon is the End of the World. Us Humans say that the end of the World is when all Humans die out, it’s quite rude of us really. It’s probably better for the World, it’s not the end of the World, it’s the end of the Human species. It’s quite selfish of us to call it that.

‘AAAHH!’ Screamed LaLa,

‘What is it?’ Asked Po.

‘It’s Dipsy!’ She screamed. ‘he’s dead!’

‘Oooh.’ Said Po. ‘ I don’t feel so good.’

Po collapsed.

‘OH NO!’ Said TinkyWinky. ‘the pole isn’t making any noise! It should have have gone “time for Teletubbies, time for Teletubbies.” Five minutes ago!’

‘Something’s really going wrong.’ Said LaLa. ‘Ooh, my… ooh…’

THUMP

TinkyWinky stood there. All his friends were gone. His only family. He was the only one left in Teletubbie Land. Then, it all became clear. They were cancelling the show. The show. There only purpose in life. So, they were dying. It was the end…

… The End?

‘NOOO!’ Screamed TinkyWinky. ‘Everything! It sucks! They stuck us in fucking Teletubbie Land, all to earn them some damn money, and now, just because they’re cancelling the show, they’re having us killed!’

Tears fell from TinkyWinkys eyes.

‘Burn in Hell, you bastards!’ screamed TinkyWinky, before falling to the ground. And then, it was the end.


TL;DR
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Posted 1/9/09

h3ntie wrote:


mariia wrote:

There was a lone girl who survived through life little by little with her father dead and her mother dying...everyone around her just dies or suddenly "disappears" but soon she was told by a fallen angel that she was a shinigami brought up as a human to understand them and develop better skills to well take away their souls. She refused at first denying it and in the end was brought to the other side where this fallen angel states that he was her brother. In the end she decided to believe that she was a shinigami and questioned him why she was the one sent to live in the real world as well as why people around her ended up dying or killing themselves. He answered bluntly, "Because you are death, thus being around death will eventually influence you. It's like madness...it's contagious." She lived a whole like in lies nothing but lies. "Humans are weak, their emotions are what is taking them down. There imperfectness is breaking their relationships with others."

But the girl shouted, "If they were all perfect then the world they live in now will be boring as! Being unique is a good merit! You idiot shinigami!"
"Brain washed." he simple put it.
"HA! Then go beat in hell im out of here!"

THE END. ><" wasnt bothered continuing


I SMELL A PLAGERIZER




monkeyzamm wrote:

mmmm pasta


GOOD CHARACTER. NO DEVELOPMENT.


aeminence wrote:


h3ntie wrote:

YOU TELL ME A STORY IN THE THREAD

BEST STORY WINS!!!!


Just a little something.


Also.



NOT RATIN UNTIL YOU LINK ME TO THE SITE WHERE YOU GET YOUR WITTY MATERIAL




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Neukuhn wrote:

one day a kid is born it was so ugly, doctor says "if it flys its a bat" 2 months later, in the news paper comes out, child/bat dies from an exterminater, judge still trying to figure out what to charge him with, murder, or animal cruelty O.o wtf


HOW CUM UR STILL ALIVEZ?


WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME A STORY?




Well the second one is from 4chan.org gotta love those /b/tards

Posted 1/9/09

h3ntie wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


h3ntie wrote:

YOU TELL ME A STORY IN THE THREAD

BEST STORY WINS!!!!


you and me.


WINNARR.
TERESA_YUUKI-1ST PLACE

MIKEDABEAR-2ND PLACE




tyrantxd wrote:

well i wrote teletubby fan fiction when i was 11
here it it

2002:

One lovely day Dipsy was walking along the footpath when he noticed that he felt a little bit different. He didn’t know why. ZZP! Then, he didn’t feel any thing.

Now who knows anything about the word Armageddon? That’s right, Armageddon is the End of the World. Us Humans say that the end of the World is when all Humans die out, it’s quite rude of us really. It’s probably better for the World, it’s not the end of the World, it’s the end of the Human species. It’s quite selfish of us to call it that.

‘AAAHH!’ Screamed LaLa,

‘What is it?’ Asked Po.

‘It’s Dipsy!’ She screamed. ‘he’s dead!’

‘Oooh.’ Said Po. ‘ I don’t feel so good.’

Po collapsed.

‘OH NO!’ Said TinkyWinky. ‘the pole isn’t making any noise! It should have have gone “time for Teletubbies, time for Teletubbies.” Five minutes ago!’

‘Something’s really going wrong.’ Said LaLa. ‘Ooh, my… ooh…’

THUMP

TinkyWinky stood there. All his friends were gone. His only family. He was the only one left in Teletubbie Land. Then, it all became clear. They were cancelling the show. The show. There only purpose in life. So, they were dying. It was the end…

… The End?

‘NOOO!’ Screamed TinkyWinky. ‘Everything! It sucks! They stuck us in fucking Teletubbie Land, all to earn them some damn money, and now, just because they’re cancelling the show, they’re having us killed!’

Tears fell from TinkyWinkys eyes.

‘Burn in Hell, you bastards!’ screamed TinkyWinky, before falling to the ground. And then, it was the end.


TL;DR


dude yr missing out
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Well the second one is from 4chan.org gotta love those /b/tards


THANKS FOR THE 411. MY CONDOLENCES ON BEING BUMPED DOWN TO 2ND =[
IT'S STILL A GREAT STORY THO
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h3ntie wrote:


Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


h3ntie wrote:

YOU TELL ME A STORY IN THE THREAD

BEST STORY WINS!!!!


you and me.


WINNARR.
TERESA_YUUKI-1ST PLACE

MIKEDABEAR-2ND PLACE




tyrantxd wrote:

well i wrote teletubby fan fiction when i was 11
here it it

2002:

One lovely day Dipsy was walking along the footpath when he noticed that he felt a little bit different. He didn’t know why. ZZP! Then, he didn’t feel any thing.

Now who knows anything about the word Armageddon? That’s right, Armageddon is the End of the World. Us Humans say that the end of the World is when all Humans die out, it’s quite rude of us really. It’s probably better for the World, it’s not the end of the World, it’s the end of the Human species. It’s quite selfish of us to call it that.

‘AAAHH!’ Screamed LaLa,

‘What is it?’ Asked Po.

‘It’s Dipsy!’ She screamed. ‘he’s dead!’

‘Oooh.’ Said Po. ‘ I don’t feel so good.’

Po collapsed.

‘OH NO!’ Said TinkyWinky. ‘the pole isn’t making any noise! It should have have gone “time for Teletubbies, time for Teletubbies.” Five minutes ago!’

‘Something’s really going wrong.’ Said LaLa. ‘Ooh, my… ooh…’

THUMP

TinkyWinky stood there. All his friends were gone. His only family. He was the only one left in Teletubbie Land. Then, it all became clear. They were cancelling the show. The show. There only purpose in life. So, they were dying. It was the end…

… The End?

‘NOOO!’ Screamed TinkyWinky. ‘Everything! It sucks! They stuck us in fucking Teletubbie Land, all to earn them some damn money, and now, just because they’re cancelling the show, they’re having us killed!’

Tears fell from TinkyWinkys eyes.

‘Burn in Hell, you bastards!’ screamed TinkyWinky, before falling to the ground. And then, it was the end.


TL;DR




Darn i knew i should have threw in some romance and sex appeal, that and some fighting mechs and i surely would have won
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Suck my dick, fag.
The End.
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dude yr missing out


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Neukuhn wrote:

one day a kid is born it was so ugly, doctor says "if it flys its a bat" 2 months later, in the news paper comes out, child/bat dies from an exterminater, judge still trying to figure out what to charge him with, murder, or animal cruelty O.o wtf


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uuuuuuuuu a blow billow the belt, kinda wierd having a girl say it
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Suck my dick, fag.
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WORST STORY EVER. YOU'RE THE ONLY CHARACTER
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tyrantxd wrote:

dude yr missing out


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THE TELETUBBIES FUCKING DIED
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