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Are you a "mistake"?
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hmmmmmm, how can a kid be planned?
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Posted 12/16/07

skygod333 wrote:


gopherthegold wrote:


skygod333 wrote:


gopherthegold wrote:


skygod333 wrote:

I was planned but it was an accident that I came directly from Hell.


What was the stork doing in hell?


It was a new guy. He was fired.


Well, I think anything that strays down into Hell gets all sorts of fire'd anyway. But bringing an abomination like you into the world deserves a lot more punishment than firing, even if the stork was a n00b.

I don't think you were an accident as much as you were a natural disaster.


An unholy and unnatural disaster.

You are so.. weird..

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I was definitely a mistake.
My mom said so last week. Hahaha..
Posted 12/16/07

whereismypumpkin wrote:


skygod333 wrote:


gopherthegold wrote:


skygod333 wrote:


gopherthegold wrote:


skygod333 wrote:

I was planned but it was an accident that I came directly from Hell.


What was the stork doing in hell?


It was a new guy. He was fired.


Well, I think anything that strays down into Hell gets all sorts of fire'd anyway. But bringing an abomination like you into the world deserves a lot more punishment than firing, even if the stork was a n00b.

I don't think you were an accident as much as you were a natural disaster.


An unholy and unnatural disaster.

You are so.. weird..

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I was definitely a mistake.
My mom said so last week. Hahaha..


Wierd? No. Demonic.
Posted 12/16/07
"mistake" sounds kinda harsh dont you think? well, i dont think i was a "mistake" but im positive that my parents planned that their next child (which was me) would be a male not a female. too late now.

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waasskinda planned I think ^^||
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Posted 12/16/07
i dont kno ...im not sure if i really care ...and i've never asked lol ... probally never will
Posted 12/16/07

erinthemo wrote:

hmmmmmm, how can a kid be planned?


Well, when a man and a woman love eachother very much... they do this sort of "love handshake" and that calls the stork to bring new babies. But sometimes, during a regular handshake, the stork gets called by mistake and that is what a mistake is. An abortion is when you watch the sky and shoot the stork before the baby gets delivered.
Posted 12/16/07

gopherthegold wrote:


erinthemo wrote:

hmmmmmm, how can a kid be planned?


Well, when a man and a woman love eachother very much... they do this sort of "love handshake" and that calls the stork to bring new babies. But sometimes, during a regular handshake, the stork gets called by mistake and that is what a mistake is. An abortion is when you watch the sky and shoot the stork before the baby gets delivered.


Shooting the stork is funny.
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Posted 12/16/07
i was planned!!!
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34 / M / Pinsnotch2
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Posted 12/16/07
lol mistake luckily i'm not one
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22 / F / Candy LAND
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Posted 12/16/07
hmmmmmm.......... i never asked because then my mom and dad would want to have "the talk" again putting me in a weird position
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Posted 12/16/07
i was the only one planned =) my parents where shooting for a male. They got my sister... then they lost two other pregnancies and they really wanted a guy so i came =). My dad takes it back now though/
Posted 12/16/07
I was the first born and I was unplanned. My 2 half brothers and 2 half sisters were planned tho.

but this is all understandable....so I don't feel neglected or anything. but I don't care Im alive now.
Posted 12/16/07
i'm a mistake...^^. ahahaaahah...
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Posted 12/16/07
i think so not sure... but i think im not... but was wasnt planned lik i cant explain it..
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