My weirdest weekend.
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I woke up in the morning after going to a wild party one night with my friends. I got drunk, even though I was underaged, but it didn't matter to me. My parents wouldn't be back until next week, and until then my eldest sister who was 27 was watching us. I wished she would move out already because it would mean I could get a larger bedroom.

I sat on the edge of my bed trying to remember anything about the night before but couldn't. As I was putting on my pajama bottoms I noticed that someone else was in bed with me. I pulled back the covers to reveal Monika, the hottest girl in the entire school lying in my bed. This was impossible, she never did anything with guys like me. I was the tech savvy kid who was too geeky to be cool but too cool to be a geek. I was basically a nobody in school.

I continued to remove the covers and found that she was naked from head to toe ... did I sleep with her? I took the time to see that she was a natural blonde.

"Hey, it's time to get up, you have to get ready for school," my eldest sister called from downstairs.

"I'll be down in a minute," I answered quickly. Monika started to stir in bed. I didn't know what to do.

I jumped back into bed before Monika awoke and pretended to be asleep. Monika's sky blue eyes opened and she looked around the room. "Oh my god, I knew I shouldn't have drank that punch."

At that moment she looked over at me, "Oh my god, Oh my god ... this can't be happening."

I opened my eyes, "What is going on."

"This can't be happening ... this is wrong ... who the hell are you? How did I get here and why am I naked?"

"I have no clue." said me.

"Did we ... did we have sex?"

I just shrugged. "I was drunk, I have no clue."

"Where are my clothes?"

"I am guessing that is your bra on the overhead light, and in looks like the rest of your clothes are over on the dresser," said me.

At that moment, she jumped right at me and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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...so that's why Will got sent to Bel-Air.. I see.
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Scanned for bel-air when its a TL;DR post. Fail imo. Lurk moar faggot.
Lock this thread before it spreads the faggotry virus thats radiating from the failtard OP.
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Guys, this joke is still funny, right?

Right?
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Why am I not surprised :|
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AHTL wrote:

Why am I not surprised :|


If only there had been a rickroll. This could have been spun as a nice 2007 nostalgia thread.
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My god.... I wasted my time reading -.-
Why did I even bother..
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Posted 1/12/09

EBKemanon wrote:


AHTL wrote:

Why am I not surprised :|


If only there had been a rickroll. This could have been spun as a nice 2007 nostalgia thread.


Indeed, instead lets enjoy this video;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY
Posted 1/12/09
OH MAN THAT WAS SO FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!! you should try being a dumbass for a career. you're really good at it
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LOLOLOLOLOL

But seriously, the Fresh Prince fad was funny at first, but now it's just bullshit. o_o
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This is like being rick roll'd Fresh Prince version.























I once got rick roll'd in a fanfic.

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milktea24 wrote:

This is like being rick roll'd Fresh Prince version.























I once got rick roll'd in a fanfic.



Lol but rickrolls are sickburns.

This thread is just fail
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h3ntie wrote:


milktea24 wrote:

This is like being rick roll'd Fresh Prince version.























I once got rick roll'd in a fanfic.



Lol but rickrolls are sickburns.

This thread is just fail


Lol imagine being rick-roll'd on a fanfic.

damm I got pwned.

























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I believe you are lost, this is not 4chan.

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