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Drunk/Tipsy/ShitFace/Wasted?!
Posted 5/22/07
Here's a few of what's been happening during my nights out:

- Got into a bitch fight with a slut...heh.
- At this restaurant I accidentally [honest to God it was an accident] pushed my friend off a chair when we were dancing on them and she fell, knocked her head on the table, passed out and the ambulance had to be called 'cos she ended up with concussion.
- Went to a gig and threw up over one guy's guitar amp. He threatened to make me pay for the whole 200 or so pounds that it was worth. Luckily there wasn't major damage so I got let off.
- Passed out on a bench with my friend in this park square in Romania [we were there for two weeks teaching English] - a helper of the English school later found us, severely raging and saying that we could have been raped and that we should have told people where we were.

There's probably more but I can't really remember.
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Posted 5/22/07
i don't drink anything except one small glass of wine cooler (the strawberry and tropical kind) once in a while to celebrate stuff. . .I am usually the designated driver. But I can tell you, one of my GF gets awfully wild when she is drunk. And gets into cat fights over the stupidest things. .. It's so bad that I really don't want her around when she is drunk cause I always end up apologizing for her and she doesn't remember anything the next day.
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Posted 5/22/07

animoo_x wrote:

Here's a few of what's been happening during my nights out:

- Got into a bitch fight with a slut...heh.
- At this restaurant I accidentally [honest to God it was an accident] pushed my friend off a chair when we were dancing on them and she fell, knocked her head on the table, passed out and the ambulance had to be called 'cos she ended up with concussion.
- Went to a gig and threw up over one guy's guitar amp. He threatened to make me pay for the whole 200 or so pounds that it was worth. Luckily there wasn't major damage so I got let off.
- Passed out on a bench with my friend in this park square in Romania [we were there for two weeks teaching English] - a helper of the English school later found us, severely raging and saying that we could have been raped and that we should have told people where we were.

There's probably more but I can't really remember.


Wow...
Your awesome !
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Posted 5/22/07

animoo_x wrote:

Here's a few of what's been happening during my nights out:

- Got into a bitch fight with a slut...heh.
- At this restaurant I accidentally [honest to God it was an accident] pushed my friend off a chair when we were dancing on them and she fell, knocked her head on the table, passed out and the ambulance had to be called 'cos she ended up with concussion.
- Went to a gig and threw up over one guy's guitar amp. He threatened to make me pay for the whole 200 or so pounds that it was worth. Luckily there wasn't major damage so I got let off.
- Passed out on a bench with my friend in this park square in Romania [we were there for two weeks teaching English] - a helper of the English school later found us, severely raging and saying that we could have been raped and that we should have told people where we were.

There's probably more but I can't really remember.


pretty wild one...

anyway,so i kissed this girl on a drinking session coz she wanted to and the next day she kept avoiding me..
then there's another time when i puked alongside the road and (forgive me) beside a church coz i couldn't hold it anymore while walking..
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Posted 6/8/07
fell broke a tv with my head and passed out
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26 / F / behind you!?!
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Posted 6/8/07
ahhhhhhh...............im not a give upper.........
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Posted 6/8/07
- I've once threatened someone with a knife. The next day my friends told me it was someone i knew, so the next day the police came to my house, but luckily they only let me apologize
- got into a fight and was KO'd
- Took XTC because i was to drunk to think (best night ever though )
- kissed a very ugly girl
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Posted 6/8/07
Hmmm... I drink so much it's hard to think of anything as terribly unusual anymore.

I remember me and my sister were absolutely shitfaced in Munich and it took us something like 3 hours to find the hotel we were at at (it should have been 20 minutes). Started out at the Augustiener Biergarten, then started hitting up the hostels. Thank God Munich is such a nice safe city.

I remember the first time I got drunk many years ago, I just shifted back and forth enjoying my altered state and how everything seemed to shift around. I did it for well over an hour.

I actually got drunk enough at a hip hop club to dance once.... thank god there were even goofier whiteboys than me there to take the attention away.

One quite a few years ago, after hitting up a bunch of frat parties, me and the group I was with had to piss real bad so we went behind this random building we found and relieved ourselves. Turns out it was the black cultural center. Thank god know one saw us.

I paid a chick like 5 bucks to go down a slip n' slide topless in the front yard of this house party. Arguably the best five bucks I ever spent.

If I'm really shitfaced, I have a habit of passing out behind couches. Not on them, but behind them. I have no idea why.

I have on occasion started speaking in either elizabethan english or verse (rhyme) when I got bored at bars.

I virtually never smoke sober, but after social drinking, there is little I crave more than a pack of cigarettes. Preferably Lucky Strike unfiltered.

Getting on internet forums (including this one) and being an asshole.

To freak some people out, I started dunking oreos in Southern Comfort and then eating them. I did it very casually and nonchalantly I might add. It actually was quite tasty, but I was three sheets to the wind at that time so my judgment was likely off.

I've never gotten into a real fight (at least not while drinking) but god I've come close a lot.

The sad thing is I could keep going for pages and pages.... but I usually drink about 5 night a week so I guess that's not too surprising. Hard alcohol usually (Scotch and other forms of whiskey), but wine on occasion. But I've got my tolerance up so high I really have to apply myself to get shitfaced drunk now.
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Posted 6/8/07
Face-planted into an esky filled with Ice and fell asleep
I think i was trying to cool my face down,
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Posted 6/8/07
errr...that i danced with two of my good friends. tried to stick my hand down one girls pants, and tried to kiss the other.

then more recently, i found out that i spent 400 dollars at the bar for my niece's friends..-_-

and last night..that i was going dumby retarded man all hyphy with a bunch of black people i didnt know.

yea. i get stupid alot -_-
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Posted 6/8/07
umm I've never gotten drunk before *underage, but who really pays attention to that?*
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Posted 6/8/07
Here's some examples:

I threw a beer bottle at a friend, because he forbid me to keep calling him cunt.

My friend somehow tripped and took me down with her in front of a club, we both fell asleep there, our friends found us later and told us the bouncers didn't seem to be bothered by us lying in front of the entry

I fell asleep on a train with a friend and all the it was only one station to go (like 2 minutes) we woke up in another city, the stewards were laughing when we explained to them and gave us beer and pretzels for breakfast.

I fell asleep on the middle of a huge street with a lot of traffic, luckily some friend asked a few guys to carry me away.

I fell asleep in the bathroom of our hotel room.

I insulted many people including the clubowner, thus I received an order to never come there again.

I insulted some huge guys and they almost beat up my poor (gay) friend, saying as they don't hit women they would have to beat hime up instead.

I was walking up a hill with a friend of mine and we were holding hands. We were both so wasted that every once in a while one of us would stumble over branch or something like that and we didn't manage to let eachother's hands go, so we rolled down the hill quite a few times.

I've done worse things, but luckily my memories of those times are a bit blurred
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Posted 6/8/07
Wha is the point of getting drunk? My parents owned a bar, so even as a minor I spent more in a bar than most drunks. Thing is, most people end up forgetting what they did (generally something that makes an ass of themselves) so it can't be that good.
But I don't drink. I don't like anything that messes with my perceptions.
Posted 6/8/07
I'm still underage, so I don't drink, but I must say that this thread is quite amusing, MORE PLEASE!
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Posted 6/8/07
umm they had told me that i had beat three people and they had to go to the hopital and that i gave one of them a smiley and for you people that don't know what that is it is were you take someones mouth and place it on the edge of the sidewalk and kick the back of their head busting all their teeth out. They have also told me i busted down a fence by throwing my body through it the good thing about that was it was wood and no one lived there. i woke up in the house. the good thing is we dodged the cops all night b/c i drive better drunk anyway. we were like ninjas
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