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I think the "behind" thing is what makes a lot of em mad. *shrug* I find more glory in the unglorified glory. Get it?
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LOL i didnt mean it that way. i knew i should have changed it. i meant seriously, civilization doesnt work without women. argh i dont know how to explain it. i feel that they can do just as much as men can. even more. i mean..try shooting out a baby out of your penis..or wear heels to work. ok i dont know. go feminism!
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Well, women can’t have babies without men.

The way I see it is that neither sex can do more than the other, but both sexes need the opposite sex in order for Human kind to work. Neither side is more important in the end. (That’s until they start making sperm in labs. Then we men might as well go and croak somewhere.) Can’t wait to have that thrown in my face by sexists…

I know what you meant, Red, I was just goofing with ya. I'm right next to you.
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i wont go down without a fight. the day they are able to make sperm in labs is the day ill be able to shoot out an egg from my ass and make my own babies. lol.

hope that doesnt come soon because i dont feel like sitting on an egg for nine months
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What I hate more than general sexism is the 'we don't need men' attitude...urr...hate to break it to ya, but those eggs ain't gonna fertilise themselves...
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I think feminism is evil.
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red3finition wrote:

feminism, my friends, is a good thing. im pro feminism. i tend to believe that men who think women are inferior to them just because they are women, are ignorant.

please. behind every great man is a woman.


Aye not to mention we were all XX to begin with. We just get a 50-50 chance for getting a Y.
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They have started creating artificial sperm from bone marrow. Women will soon be able to reproduce with other women.

Besides that, the problem is that while the feminist movement was started by people with intelligence and conviction, it was adapted by lazy women who want to be able to complain about the inequalities of life. Most movements end up like a game of telephone in preschool. The first person says "If we can demonstrate our abilities to be equal or superior to a male, we deserve equal pay", and ends up "He wouldn't give me the job because I wouldn't sleep with him. Chauvinist pig.

Thread is now about misogynist jokes. I'll start.
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The backhand."
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n0odle wrote:

I think feminism is evil.


Amen brotha, amen!
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Artificial sperm? From...bone marrow?? Uhhh....link?
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This is a very very very very funny subject to poke at.
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"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The backhand."


....LMAO! That's so wonderfully horrible! (Plans to tell that to a "femnazi" did I get the word right?)

Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

Okay, to be fair I'll post some dude jokes too:

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer



Posted 5/6/07
^ I shouldn't laugh, but, oh well
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[url = "http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6547675.stm"]Bone marrow sperm. My description is a little off as I was getting the information second hand (conversation), but women reproducing with other women is not far away. I thank you google, for being beside me in my time of need, for answering my questions when queried, and for directing me when I am itinerant. Amen.

Men in my income bracket really should love the feminist agenda. It would be wonderful if I could pay my way through college by stripping. Unfortunately, until women get better paying jobs the openings for male strippers is very small.
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lol so the subject can change that quickly huh
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