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'Halo 3' Addict Murdered His Mother And Shot His Father To Get Video Game Back
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Mods - Can we please have a popcorn emoticon?

This is getting good.
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olololollo crazy!
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jette1221 wrote:


Poopkeeper wrote:
I for one enjoy you continuously accuse me of taking this post serious when I never stated it in the first place.

Oh, did you misjudge me for a serious person and not a bored person? Throughout history, boredom can do very ill things to humanity.


You never stated it yet the contents of your post did, continuously criticizing and taking my jokes quite literal... Seriously, who makes a fuss about a joke?
Funny story, because last time I checked, Bernie Mac had a huge fuss over his sexual jokes when he was invited to one of Obama's dinner parties. You can have people making a fuss/argument that bacon and canadian bacon aren't the same when down to the root; they're bacon.

You still haven't realized that people can assume sentences in so many ways with the exclusion of your tone? I have made some illiteral jokes myself about your tone of dots in hopes you catched it on, but you might've either ignored it or did notice it and brushed it off because my joke could be tasteless to you.

Unfortunately, you forgot my main goal that was on topic how your joke about halo shooting lessons on two helpless victims when they had their eyes closed when their child shot them, but I took a shot at your pride of jokes and you decided to change the topic to grammar to jokes.

I will admit, that I never took this article as a joke (in fact it's disturbing on the path this world is heading to), but I take your poor defense at protecting your pride of immature joke by relentlessly manipulate your use of literacy.

Edit: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, mokney, we could all use a troll to freshen things up in awhile. Before you no it, this place will turn into GaiaOnline and it's back to Steam.
Posted 1/13/09

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Funny story, because last time I checked, Bernie Mac had a huge fuss over his sexual jokes when he was invited to one of Obama's dinner parties. You can have people making a fuss/argument that bacon and canadian bacon aren't the same when down to the root; they're bacon.


This conversation is clearly getting off topic...


You still haven't realized that people can assume sentences in so many ways with the exclusion of your tone? I have made some illiteral jokes myself about your tone of dots in hopes you catched it on, but you might've either ignored it or did notice it and brushed it off because my joke could be tasteless to you.


You still haven't realize that not all people are as dense as you and some, if not most, people can grasp a joke whenever they see one...


Unfortunately, you forgot my main goal that was on topic how your joke about halo shooting lessons on two helpless victims when they had their eyes closed when their child shot them, but I took a shot at your pride of jokes and you decided to change the topic to grammar to jokes.


I'll quote myself on this one...

jette1221 wrote:


tingu_demon wrote:


jette1221 wrote:

Wow... Halo's shooting lessons finally paid off, huh?


Shooting lessons, huh? Halo is one of the most generic unrealistic shooter out there.


I know, but you still get to shoot stuff... The kid must be pretty proud of himself to be able to use those 'mad skillz' of his in real life situations...

Note the bold text, would you consider shooting an immobile target point blank 'mad skilz'? Apparently, you wont... If you bother to read ahead instead of just the first page, then it's clear that I know what I am talking about... My joke was meant to be lite, then you start making a fuss about it...


I will admit, that I never took this article as a joke (in fact it's disturbing on the path this world is heading to), but I take your poor defense at protecting your pride of immature joke by relentlessly manipulate your use of literacy.


Again, is internet really that of a serious business to you? People are bound to make jokes on serious topics... Just take a chill pill... Not everything in the internet is serious...
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jette1221 wrote:


Poopkeeper wrote:
Funny story, because last time I checked, Bernie Mac had a huge fuss over his sexual jokes when he was invited to one of Obama's dinner parties. You can have people making a fuss/argument that bacon and canadian bacon aren't the same when down to the root; they're bacon.


This conversation is clearly getting off topic...


You still haven't realized that people can assume sentences in so many ways with the exclusion of your tone? I have made some illiteral jokes myself about your tone of dots in hopes you catched it on, but you might've either ignored it or did notice it and brushed it off because my joke could be tasteless to you.


You still haven't realize that not all people are as dense as you and some, if not most, people can grasp a joke whenever they see one...


Unfortunately, you forgot my main goal that was on topic how your joke about halo shooting lessons on two helpless victims when they had their eyes closed when their child shot them, but I took a shot at your pride of jokes and you decided to change the topic to grammar to jokes.


I'll quote myself on this one...

jette1221 wrote:


tingu_demon wrote:


jette1221 wrote:

Wow... Halo's shooting lessons finally paid off, huh?


Shooting lessons, huh? Halo is one of the most generic unrealistic shooter out there.


I know, but you still get to shoot stuff... The kid must be pretty proud of himself to be able to use those 'mad skillz' of his in real life situations...

Note the bold text, would you consider shooting an immobile target point blank 'mad skilz'? Apparently, you wont... If you bother to read ahead instead of just the first page, then it's clear that I know what I am talking about... My joke was meant to be lite, then you start making a fuss about it...


I will admit, that I never took this article as a joke (in fact it's disturbing on the path this world is heading to), but I take your poor defense at protecting your pride of immature joke by relentlessly manipulate your use of literacy.


Again, is internet really that of a serious business to you? People are bound to make jokes on serious topics... Just take a chill pill... Not everything in the internet is serious...
You still haven't realized I read your joke as a joke? I even specified the joke was black comedy unless you don't know what that is. What you're implying here is that I'm dense because I am taking your joke for granted and turning it the other way around because you took a low blow reference of a game to an actual murder? Humanity has yet again failed me because we cover our faces through the internet to make these tasteless jokes.

There are those who make black comedy jokes like Stanley Kubrick who direct their films to publicize their thoughts and aren't afraid to show it and there are dirtbags like you who have to crack an immature joke to make yourself feel good.

I'll admit this now, I started this out of boredom and decided to pull out a quicky post, but it's now turned into how much I put my palm onto my face after your endless posts trying to justify your shameful joke. Because I'm sure if you were to crack, "I'm okay with immigrants coming into the US, they crossed our borders specifically to mow our yards!" and simply everyone would just adore your, light, cute, joke.

Edit: Okay, maybe I shouldn't have typed black comedy and typed dark comedy, but people tend to misunderstand me in reality and think I'm talking about jokes about Hell, Demons, etc.
Posted 1/13/09
This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?
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Poopkeeper wrote:


jette1221 wrote:


Poopkeeper wrote:
Funny story, because last time I checked, Bernie Mac had a huge fuss over his sexual jokes when he was invited to one of Obama's dinner parties. You can have people making a fuss/argument that bacon and canadian bacon aren't the same when down to the root; they're bacon.


This conversation is clearly getting off topic...


You still haven't realized that people can assume sentences in so many ways with the exclusion of your tone? I have made some illiteral jokes myself about your tone of dots in hopes you catched it on, but you might've either ignored it or did notice it and brushed it off because my joke could be tasteless to you.


You still haven't realize that not all people are as dense as you and some, if not most, people can grasp a joke whenever they see one...


Unfortunately, you forgot my main goal that was on topic how your joke about halo shooting lessons on two helpless victims when they had their eyes closed when their child shot them, but I took a shot at your pride of jokes and you decided to change the topic to grammar to jokes.


I'll quote myself on this one...

jette1221 wrote:


tingu_demon wrote:


jette1221 wrote:

Wow... Halo's shooting lessons finally paid off, huh?


Shooting lessons, huh? Halo is one of the most generic unrealistic shooter out there.


I know, but you still get to shoot stuff... The kid must be pretty proud of himself to be able to use those 'mad skillz' of his in real life situations...

Note the bold text, would you consider shooting an immobile target point blank 'mad skilz'? Apparently, you wont... If you bother to read ahead instead of just the first page, then it's clear that I know what I am talking about... My joke was meant to be lite, then you start making a fuss about it...


I will admit, that I never took this article as a joke (in fact it's disturbing on the path this world is heading to), but I take your poor defense at protecting your pride of immature joke by relentlessly manipulate your use of literacy.


Again, is internet really that of a serious business to you? People are bound to make jokes on serious topics... Just take a chill pill... Not everything in the internet is serious...
You still haven't realized I read your joke as a joke? I even specified the joke was black comedy unless you don't know what that is. What you're implying here is that I'm dense because I am taking your joke for granted and turning it the other way around because you took a low blow reference of a game to an actual murder? Humanity has yet again failed me because we cover our faces through the internet to make these tasteless jokes.

There are those who make black comedy jokes like Stanley Kubrick who direct their films to publicize their thoughts and aren't afraid to show it and there are dirtbags like you who have to crack an immature joke to make yourself feel good.

I'll admit this now, I started this out of boredom and decided to pull out a quicky post, but it's not turned into how much I put my palm onto my face after your endless posts trying to justify your shameful joke. Because I'm sure if you were to crack, "I'm okay with immigrants coming into the US, they crossed our borders specifically to mow our yards!" and simply everyone would just adore your, light, cute, joke.


Yeah but you're dense. What would you know huh?





























*Fans flames*
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SeductiveGerbil wrote:

This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?


What is this flood you speak of?
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mokney wrote:

Yeah but you're dense. What would you know huh?





























*Fans flames*
Common sense is not so common I suppose.

Posted 1/13/09

mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?


What is this flood you speak of?

What is this child support you speak of?
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Posted 1/13/09 , edited 1/13/09
You Kids!

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SeductiveGerbil wrote:


mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?


What is this flood you speak of?

What is this child support you speak of?


I don't pay you nothing.
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Posted 1/13/09

mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?


What is this flood you speak of?

What is this child support you speak of?


I don't pay you nothing.
What are you talking about? You don't pay shit.
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Posted 1/13/09

Poopkeeper wrote:


mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?


What is this flood you speak of?

What is this child support you speak of?


I don't pay you nothing.
What are you talking about? You don't pay shit.


Exactly.
Posted 1/13/09

mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:


mokney wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

This murder was justified.
Who else will save us from the flood?


What is this flood you speak of?

What is this child support you speak of?


I don't pay you nothing.

Your getting confused.
I don't pay you anything.
Double negative.
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