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Posted 1/15/09
give her my m i l k an c o o k i e
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Posted 1/15/09
Jus ask her out... Dun wait.

Once u sink to deep into tis relationship
dun she jus drop the bomb on u saying she jus want to be friend...

U will be crushed.

:excl: RIP.
Posted 1/15/09

ureter wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Kay.
All these threads about some guy trying to get laid before college is starting to get annoying.
This site is comprised of asians mostly.
And as we all know, asians have a really high IQ.
But their EQ sucks cock.

You want dating advice?
Go to BET.

Ok.
Here's what you do.
Approach a girl. (make sure that you aren't friends with her)
Tell her that she looks like some hot celeb.
Ask if she's related.
Wait for blush.
Continue asking her things. (try shopping advice)
Mention her sister or best friend for a millisecond.
WARNING
If you over do the mentioning by over a second, your fucked.
Turn the attention back on her.
Ask her out to lunch or movie. (make sure that the movie has no sex scenes, preferably horror)
Show her your penis.
Wait for her to faint.
Rape.

The End.


that is some deep insight bro xD dayum!

i just go 2 step

1: get her drunk
2: taker home


Dug this up from like a week ago.
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Posted 1/15/09
Too much effort Gerbil.

Shovel to the back of the head is all.
Posted 1/15/09

mokney wrote:

Too much effort Gerbil.

Shovel to the back of the head is all.

Smart man.
Don't even have to waste money on drugging a drink.
*worships*
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Posted 1/15/09
Or better yet.

Let someone else buy the drinks then you swoop in like a vulture.

Then you stick it in her pooper.
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Posted 1/15/09
I wonder if anyone of you ever try tat.... Hummm...
Posted 1/15/09

mokney wrote:

Or better yet.

Let someone else buy the drinks then you swoop in like a vulture.

Then you stick it in her pooper.

Yes, but it's better if they're conscious.
So the donkey punch will have an effect.
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Posted 1/15/09

megaholis wrote:

I wonder if anyone of you ever try tat.... Hummm...


Which one?

The shovel, the vulture or the pooper?

If you're like me, whose a pro by the way, you would've done all three at the same time.

You could also try just pulling your dick out and ask.
Posted 1/15/09
Make a move when you see the right moment.
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Posted 1/15/09
When she's not looking preferably. Otherwise she'll dodge the shovel.
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Posted 1/15/09

mokney wrote:


megaholis wrote:

I wonder if anyone of you ever try tat.... Hummm...


Which one?

The shovel, the vulture or the pooper?

If you're like me, whose a pro by the way, you would've done all three at the same time.

You could also try just pulling your dick out and ask.


Sound great :)

But i dun think i can do it....

But tks for the advices. i guess.
Posted 1/15/09
If you love her then confess ,(what other answer do you expect, sheesh)
Posted 1/15/09

titanicboy wrote:

what you feel if you like someone in ur classmate.. what you will do?


I always try to just start a friendly conversation with someone If I see something in them that I like

~Echo
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Posted 1/15/09
Don't do it man! bitches are evil. They will take everything from you and leave your life a bitter existence of nothingness.
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