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lol thanks i thought this would fail my first topic who went two pages lol
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manzi wrote:
you actually answered all.....and i read all nice
Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

- we call that one fascinatingly disgustingly arousing


--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

- i don't stammer. i breathe heavily then hang up


--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

- my beloved, my poison


--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

- best bullshits ever told.


--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

- the way she wrinkles her nose and pouts also


--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

- we're oblivious coz' it's cooler that way


--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

- nobody wants the fact that they're second banana rubbed in their faces.


--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

- monopoly's a board game and should stay that way


--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

- depends on the bastard's ego


--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

- we're cool with it as long as your guy friends are, most of the time though we prefer your guy friends to be gay then it's A-OK


--Guys get jealous easily.

- paranoids are just people with all the facts none of the truth


--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

- i got teary eyed watching titanic so?


--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

- doesn't everybody? it's applicable to all genders


--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

- depends on the situation


--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

- like my dad always says: your ass, your tissue


--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

- only if the girls are our type, then again there are plenty of sick pervs out there who don't discriminate on aspects such as age or species


--Guys are very open about themselves.

- how open are you talking about?


--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

- zap him with a taser and kick him till he pees blood. if he comes back after agonizing therapy sessions and still madly in love with you then congratulations


--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

- or end up being the concubine


--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

- it's a sympathy act appealing to the florence nightingale syndrome lying dormant within you


--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

- proves that sadism exists at an early age.


--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

- depends on how crazy head over heels, whoop de doo in love we are


--Guys will brag about anything.

oh yeah anything is the greatest.


--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

- hot is coffee, cute is a puppy and beautiful is a scenery but gee you're gosh darn intriguing.


--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

- yup but even though you're a bitch we'll still think about your ass and boobs


--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

- there's the internet to provide us with tons of porn and ebooks to test on you


--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

- i don't mind being whipped as long as it doesn't involve stilletos, gags and chains.


--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

- wait whu...?


--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

- my friends are dirty bastards. you expect them to give sane advice?


--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

- ask your local priest.


--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

- we're not psychics or sleuths able to decipher every twitch of your eyebrow.


--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

- that is.. only if the girls is oh so cute..


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

- we're all nervous wrecks and good at hiding it.


--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

- stalkers do..


--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

- the game is on and i want my beer to be consumed in the cleansing glow of the telly.


--Guys don't really have final decisions.

- but we use lifelines: phone-a-friend and 50-50


--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

or he's making shit up.


--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

-or he's secretly gay and has the hots for your boyfriend


--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

-we'll keep on saying it anyway coz' we'll always be 4th graders at heart.


--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

- either that or you've offended his fashion sense.


--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

- the charming tomboy next door


--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

- there are guys who get aroused being punched.


--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

- like gonorrhea, venereal disease and herpes


--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

- we won't give up spying on you behind the local plant life though


--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

- coz' too much will make you look like a cheap county fair drag queen


--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

- really...?


--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

- men are dogs keep them on a leash, pet them, feed them and love them.


--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

- or suddenly show up at your doorstep drunk and menacing


--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

coz' it's the natural order of things


--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

nah.. but i'll give my left kidney


--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

-even superman has kryptonite


--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

- but we're all jackasses. it depends which jackass you ended up with


--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

-beautifully malnourished, i wanna hug her but she might break hahahaha


--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

- mmm.. boobs


--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

- make sure he knows it too


--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

-go for the nerds, they won't betray you


--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

- that or he's known you since you were in diapers


--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

- especially the ones swimming in BBQ sauce


--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

- he's a big baby


--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

-it's like licking the phone line to see if it's live


--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

- why should i worry about my body when i'm to busy lusting after yours?


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Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
well.... no one wants sloppy seconds....

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
i tend to lead in with a 'how you doing?'... with the joey accent....

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
or they could be thinking about how many girls they hit on that day...

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
i dont usually phone people.... so i really cant plan it out...

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
i go crazy for their attention... ofcourse im going to go crazy over a smile.... hahaha

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
not true.... i do not like getting kicked in the balls.... for anyone

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
everyone hates it wen you talk about an ex... right?...... guys just dont talk as much

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
thats just unreasonable.... but true

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
i need to be reassured about everything... i dont see why this isnt an exception

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
i dont exactly mind... i know some guys that would freak tho..... so she has guy friends... thats not impossible...

--Guys get jealous easily.
true

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
ofcourse this is true..... we are men.... men dont cry..... lol

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
i am naturally like this with everyone.... so its hard to tell.... and i always manage to do something wrong with girls...

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
im a good flatterer full stop....

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
meh......

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
so are kick to the balls... which girls know....

--Guys are very open about themselves.
we are now?.......

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
test?.... NOOOOOOOOOO......

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
of course.... we look up to them wen we are in deep ****......

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
true..... i dont like advice that i already know...

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
i tease everyone..... but i do tend to tease girls i like differently

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
love for myself will still come first......

--Guys will brag about anything.
its the guy thing to do.... jeez...

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
i always use beautiful.... but only accompanied with things about me...

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key
hahahahahahahahahahaha...... maybe for other guys... but high school guys... good luck trying it that way

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
whipped?.... 'cries'...... i dont wanna be pussy-whipped..... probably going to happen.... i have a weak mental strength which can easily overpowered by a pms-induced woman///

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
i do think alot.... but im very dense and wont pick up on small things too easily.....

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
ofcourse we seek advice from girls..... wat can a guy do?... the girl's are smarter wen it comes to stuff about relationships and all that..... the best a guy could do is come up with a new position

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
i would like to see this proven wrong... but sadly.... its not gonna happen

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
i do lots of stupid things

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
you will know wen im spazzing...... i do not have a good poker face... unless it comes to actually playing poker... and thats because im expecting the emotions

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
of course we dont.... we are men.... we dont talk about things like that.. we talk about the next footy match or something

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
or..... he wants you to leave him alone...... its wen he is really sad is wen that statement is true... if you just pissed him off them he really wants you to leave him alone

--Guys don't really have final decisions
because we are pussy-whipped... we couldnt have the final decision if we wanted to.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
true

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
true.... i make it a point to try to avoid my friend after she got a bf

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
well.... i like to tease people so i dont think this will phase me

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
or you could have some food on your face....

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
uhh true

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
doesnt look good for me.... with my stick arms.... although that still might not matter... can still punch harder with my left than girls......

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
everyone has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
im very dense so i wont really notice...... and i dont give up too easily wen it comes to girls...

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
too much make up is FAIL......

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
we do now?.... well.... we do talk about some girl we just saw with major knockers.... and me and my friend have a girl rating system going.... face-body-legs.... we havent seen the perfect triple 10 yet....9-10-10 is the best we have gotten..

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
everyone hates rejection... and being led on is worse

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
we respect girls?.......... hmmm... interesting... i shall try it

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
anything out of the ordinary attracts people's attention... that is just multiplied wen its a girl since they already attract so much attention

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
not true..... my right nut has been the brunt of the attacks on my balls so i wanna save the left atleast....

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
true...... i bitch about everything to my friend

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
well..... one is an understatement.... more like most......

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
true........

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
sometimes its awkward..... sometimes its funny.... most times its pleasant

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
ummmm........ no comment

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
oooooooooooooooooookay

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
ofcourse it does.... he doesnt move his open palm for no reason

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
im ticklish

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
ofcourse we love neckrubs.... everyone loves neckrubs......

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
uhhh no comment

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
true

yeah... im totally going to use this wen im hitting on a guy.... ... they should make one for girls... because i am really dense wen it comes to girls liking me..... like REALLY dense... ohh and some guys... they do JUST talk about boobs and ass...


okay nice answers
Posted 1/15/09

willowglade wrote:

pls delete if dupe.....:)


Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.




lol yeah i was lurking and found this interesting...yeah i was interested :)


I dont know about from a friends or boyfriends point of view but, from a stalkers point of view that about right
Posted 1/15/09
This is pretty much 100% correct.

Now, could a girl please make a similar guide for we guys? thanks :p
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o0James0o wrote:
answers but i diidnt get to read all and btw i didnt write this i just copied it so yeah

willowglade wrote:

pls delete if dupe.....:)


Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
i hate sluts in general, i wouldve prefer that they just join the adult industry or go be a prositute instead
also, 6 guys is a holy lot, 1 guy is a lot!


--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
I never talk much on the phone, but my phrases are "excuse me" or "hello"

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
I dont think theres a need to think of someone when eventually they will be gone one day. Sleeping is the time when one can relax, hence dont think too much and just lie and die

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
I never plans, but its true its hard for me to go with my plans if i do plan

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
umm... not crazy but i do like females to smile...

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
i do not like attention but i do love fame... kinda contradicting... but no i wont do anything to make anyone notice me


--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
I rather like hearing life stories... but since im still single.. i dont really know what my reaction might be when i have a gf that had one or more already and starts talking about it...

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
true

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
no idea...

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
hmm... umm.. i dont have a boyfriend?.. im neither homosexual or homosexual...

--Guys get jealous easily.
not really... but i do get annoyed easily...

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
true.... im rather emotional sometime... but majority of the time im very calm and cold

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
hmm... solving puzzles are always a fun thing to do when youre bored..

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
true... but i stammer when i talk to a girl that i dont know, too...

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
i hate asking for money in general... never ask parents for much money besides bus money and a little bit of spending money... which i barly ever uses

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
very true

--Guys are very open about themselves.
i dont get what you mean... but open about themselves?... like honest?... well i sure am if thats what u mean.. i dont noe too

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
............. u can never trust anyone besides yourself

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
.................................................ill say it one more time, im neither homo or homo...

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
if a guy tells me about his problem... i would only help depending on my interest level and boredom level... i mean.. why the heck help a guy when i can help a girl?

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
true...

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
............ i dont really know

--Guys will brag about anything.
doubt that....

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
i use beautiful to describe myself... damn, i love me a whole hell of a lot

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
face is the major key...

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
true...but books good for me too

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
what.... now youre getting into S&M?... rather a perverted person you are...

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
that is true for me... but i never usually have any interest or motivation to think about anything...

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
not sure about the confused part but guys dont like to talk to guys... and guys are boring to talk to... and it is better to talk to a pretty female to a ugly male..

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
few instead of no

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
not try... at least not for me... its just a natural instinct

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
......... not really... unless i made the girl mad...


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
........ that is true...

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
never heard that...

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
....... liar

--Guys don't really have final decisions.
nope... but we do have a goal...

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
.......... maybe...

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
how many times do i have to say it?!... im neither homo or homo!!

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
...........i am beautiful... but about girls... well... iono... if they are then they are... if they disagree ill make them agree

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
true..

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
yes

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
why not?

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
a holy lot for me

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
well.... i dont fight losing battles

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
yes

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
aye aye

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
............iono... never experienced either of those

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
never rejected one.. so how would i know...

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
yes

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
nah....i would give up the entire world in order to have the girl i want...

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
im a lone wolf... what you said is a disrespect towards me

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
ohh... true.... but majority are anusanus???

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
and who are too fatlol

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
not sure but im not a boobs fanatic... i rather the girl doint have boobs if her boobs are not the right shape and/or size

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
yeahh.... since we dont get pregnant...

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
........ really?

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
thats sexual harassment, you anus

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
another lie

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
wtf is a neck rub?...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
well..... no experience on that for me...

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
ohhh?... so he isnt just a moron?



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Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.




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Okazu606 wrote:

This is pretty much 100% correct.

Now, could a girl please make a similar guide for we guys? thanks :p


lol i dont noe about that ill find some???lolz
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A lot of it is true and some of it only applies to some guys. lolz but, I wouldn't give up a testicle to read a woman's mind though. Kills the fun of the hunt if you can predict everything shes thinking.
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^^^ yeah but i though nut was kidney oh well lol
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O_O LoL I dunno about this one ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

If they mean shy as someone who's emo in the corner there....might be suicidal for all we know
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This is not a basis for all male behavior, however every man can read this list and find a few or many that do apply. At least half the list I agreed with.
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Utter shit.
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willowglade wrote:

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

I think its the same with both guys and girls. If you're sleeping with more than 1 partner that means you can't commit or loves too much to play around.

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

Well only use this phrase if we want to get the girl to go out with us or do some activity.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

Sooo true... same with girls I think.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

Yes... awkward moments can feel...awkward. But it depends on the flow of the conversation.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Yes... smile, laugh ... everything......

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

Especially if there are many other guys/competition vyying for attention.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

Don't hate it but it does feel awkward. Let's reverse the situation.. if your guy friend (who might be interested in you) keeps talking about his ex-girlfriend then it would probably annoy you too!

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

Same thing with girls I think ... you'd like the person you like to pay special attention only to you.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

Like pets we like to be petted.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

Nothing wrong with that.

--Guys get jealous easily.
Not really true.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
Depends on the character. Some guys are emotional some like to think themselves of being macho.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
Depends on person.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
Sometimes. Depends on confidence of the person.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

Yum!... need money for fooood.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
Ha! Ha!

--Guys are very open about themselves.
Unless they're a hikimori.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
We're tired of tests. Always the test like we're all evil people. But test for sincerity is good for the girls.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
huh?

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
True. Most people know what their problems are and most know how to solve it themselves. They just need a friend to listen to them.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
True. But it depends on the tease... if it is vulgar and obscene it could mean something else.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
It means it's a one sided love affair which can't be emotionally healthy.

--Guys will brag about anything.
We love chest thumping.. it's a genetic trait inherited from our cavemen ancestors.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
It depends on the person's vocabulary.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
Have you ever wondered why girls fall for the bad boy types and get burned by it over and over no matter how bad the person is treating them? But no ..we like cute asses and bewbies even from a girl with bad attitude. That doesn't mean we like them as a whole person :3

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
Romance books are usually fiction created from the mind of the author and they should stay that way. Taking advice from romance books are idiotic.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
True.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
It's like being given a calculus problem and asked to solve it in your head.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
We're not confused... just don't know how to react or rather we wonder if what we do will be okay.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
Not true. That's being stereotypical.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
True. Guys are more likely to say what's on their mind than girls.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
True. We're aiming to please.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
Or it could be that he is clam and laid back.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
Guys like girls can say anything when they don't mean it.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
No it just means "leave me alone I don't want you to see me at my weakest moments coz I must present an image of being masculine esp. with a girl around"

--Guys don't really have final decisions.
We make final decisions and stick to it. No wishy washy here.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
It happens more than you think.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
True or he is just giving you your personal space. You REALLY don't want your guy bestfriend to be everywhere you are with your boyfriend.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
He's complimenting you. Just smile and say thank you. If you say no.. that means you're telling him he is a liar to his face.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
It could be: "My... what big boobies you have." or "There's something stuck on your teeth." Just kidding :3

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
I like strong women. Dunno about the others...

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
Maybe we just don't like violence..."

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
We hide our problems. Just like everyone else.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
Depends... girls who snob guys interested in them are the tsundere types. It can be intimidating but some guys take that as a challenge.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
Take a bath and change your clothes too!

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
Not really. We talk about video games and sports than girls :3

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
NOBODY likes rejection.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

True. What we hate more is to have girls lie to us to our faces until we find out the truth later. That hurts more than a straight rejection.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
It's a mystery that no guy has solved since the dawn of time.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
Yes but we don't have many nuts to spare.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
Not true.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
Ha Ha! This statement is funny.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
I like girls who have a little meat on them.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
*fantasize*

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
Mehh.... that can be said for both sexes except the guy don't get pregnant.

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
They might be great sex partners too! And more likely to be very loyal to you.

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
Well .. it means the person is rude.

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
Depends on the person.

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
True. We love all kinds of rubs from girls!!!

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
Maybe

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
True.

lol yeah i was lurking and found this interesting...yeah i was interested :)


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