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Posted 1/14/09 , edited 1/14/09
ok i thought this could be good . The first person posts a joke and the next person says whether its funny or fails and then their own joke to be rated by the next person , i'll allow funny pictures aswell if u can't think of a joke

(try to keep the jokes relatively unoffensive)

Heres my attempt
a masochist goes up to a sadist and says "hit me "the sadist replies "no"
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 1/14/09
fail

what do u call a deer with no eyes? i have no "eye deer"
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Posted 1/14/09
funny!

A wife was applying some medicine to her husband's ass (he had hemmarhoids). While doing so her husband asks:
Husband: hey honey, where are your hands?
Wife: Well one's on your shoulder and one's applying medicine in your ass.
Husband: Oh? That's strange...when the doctor was applying it on me both of his hands were on my shoulders.
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Uh, sorry, fail.


A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Posted 4/9/09
Funny. It made me chuckle.

What is a dentist's favorite four letters?
I-C-D-K
What is a tree's favorite food?
Oak-meal.
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Posted 9/18/09 , edited 9/18/09
Fail sorry

(its not really how i feel :/)
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Posted 9/18/09
Funny

This thread
Posted 11/3/09
funny!

what´s the main difference between an elephant and a flea?

the elephant has fleas but the flea has no elephants ...
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25 / M / NY
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Posted 11/3/09
fail

Posted 11/3/09 , edited 11/3/09
funny



if you´re not a Naruto fan you wont understand just how funny this is!
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Posted 12/22/09
HAHAH wtf? You fail

i don't know what to say.. whatever, i fail.
Posted 12/23/09
fail

Q: Why did Mrs. Claus break up with Santa Claus?

A: He only comes once a year!

Posted 12/23/09
funny


Some stupid Pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.
The Bartender asks, "whats with the wheel?"
The pirate says, "Ar! It drives me nuts!"
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20 / F / shitty england
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Posted 1/18/10
Funny-ish...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see it's flat mate.
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Posted 1/18/10
Kinda .. funny ..

What do you call a dog with no legs? ..

- doesn't matter what you call it, it's still not coming to you.
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