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Serious cases strange stories...school is mad!
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Posted 1/14/09 , edited 1/14/09
Sorry if this is a dupe :(
School is filled with oddballs and nobody's is an exception!
Tell us about ur funniest, wierdest and most annoying school experiences
Let us know about the strangest, most annoying and seriously deranged school friends or teachers!!
I will start you off
Mr. Inman my sociology teacher is a nice man who loves to swear and tell stories instead of teaching and is having an internet affair behind his wife's back (he told us this as if it wasnt a big deal)
Mrs. Penson during my history lesson, annoyingly always picks me to answer the question I dont know the answer to and when I dont reply she sits and waits making me look stupid.
A boy named Chris went his whole school life for five years smelling of BO and never taking the hints: billy o'grady the class clown sed when he walked in one day "BO! oh no sorry i meant hello" and he still didnt get it!
My class hid in my teachers cupboard for an hour until lesson was over, she thought we had been in a mass.
My best mate Steph threw a library book in the bin to see if it would set off the alarm when the caretaker came to collect it...we never did see that book again!
Mrs. Dines was so stupid that during an class test I asked (without whispering) my friend what the answers were and she let me copy right under her nose...I got an A...she was impressed
A rebel in my year was in a public examination and the exam hall was all silent and his phone rang (u will get ur paper taken off u and banned for life if it does) he takes it out and sez "hello" ...wtf was he thinking?
I was sitting on the school toilet (toilets stink like hell) and there was a girl peeping at me from above O_O
Yeah not the funniest but im sure u guys can think of better!

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well:
first barny an weirdo in my class he hits his head on the table every freakin day cause he ''frustrated' once he hit hi head like so hard the table cracked AND ACTUALLY BROKE AND HE DIDN'T FEEL NO PAIN OMFG!!!i was like WTF??!!
chase: a freshmen at my school omg that little bitch is really weird she thinks shes gonna marry an ACTUAL VAMPIRE AND HAVE VAMPIRE BABYS AND ACTUALLY STARTED TO MAKE A NOVEL ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE ION THE FUTURE......and then she got like fkin mad at me for callin her a weirdo...man those freshmen can swear a looottt!!!i got pissed and threw a book in her face what was really stupid i threw the book TWILIGHT in her face and she took it with her and read it and she became worse...
laya: this kid....she ...just out of nowhere she starts talkin LIKE KUEHEKUHEHAHAHA IM A MONKEY AND I CLAP IN Y HANDS.....!!! my frenz was like okaaay.......then she was like LMAO~~COCAÏNE LAUGHINGGAS AND MONKEYS EUHAHEUHAEHA!1,,, ,.

yeah there are more but to bored to write,,,-___-
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hahaha I walways think the last one will happen to me especially when the school toilet is full of the immature ones lol

um yesterday in R.E The teacher was substitued and the feamle P.E teacher and when she gives intrctions the boy next to be said "no problem darling" and it starts a chain reaction of giggling lol
then she said "say that again you will get out"
near the end of lesson he says "Yeah sorry babes" sorry aboput somehting else

then he got sent out HAHAHA

this morning in assembly ,My form tutor told him to stop talking and he said "yh whatever man"
He was REALLY angry and shouted and he could be heard over all the 100 voices then the HEAD OF YEAR approached to ask what happened and my form tutor told her .THEN he reffered about what happened yesterday and added that the boy called the R.E teacher "babe".....

Obviously he was obliviousl to that fact that the teacher was not in that day as he is in fact a MAN
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Well... I Saw a cellphone in a bin once, really dirty and covered with crap. Then the day after i saw some one using the same one and he was like sucking on the tip of the thingy. I asked him where he found it and he said some friend gave it to him yesterday. I was like O.o

Well Everyone knows the suckers in the toilet
off...

Seeing a guy's leg getting ripped apart. Please don't ask me the details. I'm still mental disturbed about that accident and never watch anything violent again(It wasn't my leg, I broke mine in pe).
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sujulover4510 wrote:

well:
first barny an weirdo in my class he hits his head on the table every freakin day cause he ''frustrated' once he hit hi head like so hard the table cracked AND ACTUALLY BROKE AND HE DIDN'T FEEL NO PAIN OMFG!!!i was like WTF??!!
chase: a freshmen at my school omg that little bitch is really weird she thinks shes gonna marry an ACTUAL VAMPIRE AND HAVE VAMPIRE BABYS AND ACTUALLY STARTED TO MAKE A NOVEL ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE ION THE FUTURE......and then she got like fkin mad at me for callin her a weirdo...man those freshmen can swear a looottt!!!i got pissed and threw a book in her face what was really stupid i threw the book TWILIGHT in her face and she took it with her and read it and she became worse...
laya: this kid....she ...just out of nowhere she starts talkin LIKE KUEHEKUHEHAHAHA IM A MONKEY AND I CLAP IN Y HANDS.....!!! my frenz was like okaaay.......then she was like LMAO~~COCAÏNE LAUGHINGGAS AND MONKEYS EUHAHEUHAEHA!1,,, ,.

yeah there are more but to bored to write,,,-___-


lol those are some great stories peeps keep it up ^^ lol yeah newbies do swear a lot cuz they think they are so cool my sis does it (shes 11) and she smirks at how badass she sounds!
Ive also made the observation that over the years school kids are getting smaller and smaller i mean i need to lower my head to see some of them!!
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Mazza_anifan wrote:


sujulover4510 wrote:

well:
first barny an weirdo in my class he hits his head on the table every freakin day cause he ''frustrated' once he hit hi head like so hard the table cracked AND ACTUALLY BROKE AND HE DIDN'T FEEL NO PAIN OMFG!!!i was like WTF??!!
chase: a freshmen at my school omg that little bitch is really weird she thinks shes gonna marry an ACTUAL VAMPIRE AND HAVE VAMPIRE BABYS AND ACTUALLY STARTED TO MAKE A NOVEL ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE ION THE FUTURE......and then she got like fkin mad at me for callin her a weirdo...man those freshmen can swear a looottt!!!i got pissed and threw a book in her face what was really stupid i threw the book TWILIGHT in her face and she took it with her and read it and she became worse...
laya: this kid....she ...just out of nowhere she starts talkin LIKE KUEHEKUHEHAHAHA IM A MONKEY AND I CLAP IN Y HANDS.....!!! my frenz was like okaaay.......then she was like LMAO~~COCAÏNE LAUGHINGGAS AND MONKEYS EUHAHEUHAEHA!1,,, ,.

yeah there are more but to bored to write,,,-___-


lol those are some great stories peeps keep it up ^^ lol yeah newbies do swear a lot cuz they think they are so cool my sis does it (shes 11) and she smirks at how badass she sounds!
Ive also made the observation that over the years school kids are getting smaller and smaller i mean i need to lower my head to see some of them!!


YEP!! same here their so small next time i need to watch out i dont step on them just jk jk^^but they really think teyre badass ...oh pulease if theyre badass im santaclaus
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Posted 1/14/09

sujulover4510 wrote:


Mazza_anifan wrote:


sujulover4510 wrote:

well:
first barny an weirdo in my class he hits his head on the table every freakin day cause he ''frustrated' once he hit hi head like so hard the table cracked AND ACTUALLY BROKE AND HE DIDN'T FEEL NO PAIN OMFG!!!i was like WTF??!!
chase: a freshmen at my school omg that little bitch is really weird she thinks shes gonna marry an ACTUAL VAMPIRE AND HAVE VAMPIRE BABYS AND ACTUALLY STARTED TO MAKE A NOVEL ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE ION THE FUTURE......and then she got like fkin mad at me for callin her a weirdo...man those freshmen can swear a looottt!!!i got pissed and threw a book in her face what was really stupid i threw the book TWILIGHT in her face and she took it with her and read it and she became worse...
laya: this kid....she ...just out of nowhere she starts talkin LIKE KUEHEKUHEHAHAHA IM A MONKEY AND I CLAP IN Y HANDS.....!!! my frenz was like okaaay.......then she was like LMAO~~COCAÏNE LAUGHINGGAS AND MONKEYS EUHAHEUHAEHA!1,,, ,.

yeah there are more but to bored to write,,,-___-


lol those are some great stories peeps keep it up ^^ lol yeah newbies do swear a lot cuz they think they are so cool my sis does it (shes 11) and she smirks at how badass she sounds!
Ive also made the observation that over the years school kids are getting smaller and smaller i mean i need to lower my head to see some of them!!


YEP!! same here their so small next time i need to watch out i dont step on them just jk jk^^but they really think teyre badass ...oh pulease if theyre badass im santaclaus


i'll have a return flight ticket to japan for xmas please !! jk lol
and yeah a dwarf-sized first year bumped into me and sez "wtf ya doing?" i was like "ya what?" i was in shock that he thought he could speak to me !!
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Mazza_anifan wrote:


sujulover4510 wrote:



i'll have a return flight ticket to japan for xmas please !! jk lol
and yeah a dwarf-sized first year bumped into me and sez "wtf ya doing?" i was like "ya what?" i was in shock that he thought he could speak to me !!


LMAO~~!!!! AHAHA TAKE THIS ONES WITH YOU PLEASE
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One time it was really fucking foggy, like, ubiquitous foggy! And it was strange because I was the only one by my locker on a school day. Then all of a sudden, this weird asshole named Ivan came out of the fog and somehow managed to sneak up next to me without me noticing. He freaked me the hell out and I asked what the hell he wanted. He replied "Do you have any pills or coke I can have?" and I said "No bitch, get the hell away from me". I remember his piercing glare and his bloodshot eyes. Then he disappeared into the fog, and I never saw him again. He's probably dead.
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I had an exam with my language teacher. I had studied a lot but when she gave me the exam my mind was suddenly in blank, I had to write about theatre sub-genres but I couldn't remember them. I started loking around me, I was at the back of the class so it was easy to copy from somebody, and then I realised, my bag was open next to me and the language book was at the reach of my hand, so I careful took it and I copied the whole question XDDDDDDDd
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Someone in my first period tried to grab my glasses, so I hit him, but he was holding scissors.

Never punch a pair of scissors.
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For three weeks when the twilight fad started when ever I saw a girl reading the book I slapt her and told her to get a hold of herself.
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SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Someone in my first period tried to grab my glasses, so I hit him, but he was holding scissors.

Never punch a pair of scissors.
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You wear glasses?
Posted 1/14/09
hmm, craziest person would have to be the girls who decided to flood the school so they wouldnt have to write their exams the next day. But guess what they didnt open the water tank but the gas tank! Yuppee.

the other one was recently, my schools by a buzy street so the snow plowers go by at 4 in the morning, and wakes us all up. One girl got so upset she went to the street started screaming and throwing rocks and snow at the snow plower (im not sure if she was drunk or just sleep deprived). At least now the slow plowers come later in the day :D.
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My friends betrayed me.
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