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Serious cases strange stories...school is mad!
Posted 1/14/09

Nyarth wrote:


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Someone in my first period tried to grab my glasses, so I hit him, but he was holding scissors.

Never punch a pair of scissors.
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You wear glasses?

You don't?
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mikomiko123 wrote:

My friends betrayed me.


lmao that is freaking hilarious.
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Posted 1/14/09

SeductiveGerbil wrote:


Nyarth wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Someone in my first period tried to grab my glasses, so I hit him, but he was holding scissors.

Never punch a pair of scissors.
Helpful advice of the day.


You wear glasses?

You don't?


I could be in the future
Posted 1/14/09 , edited 1/14/09
This is a true story.

For some reason, one boy thought it was ok to run around the schoolyard with a condom on his penis pointing it at girls (this was in 7th grade by the way). I was busy sitting in the shade with my friends when a group of females ran past us screaming. When he came up to us, my friends backed away frightend

" Pretty hot, right?" he said.

I looked down..." What? I can't see anything."

That must have offended him cause the next thing I know he called me a bitch. I called him a peverted, small dick attention whore. Then their was a verbal altercation. Everyone started crowding around us, the princable and a few other teachers came and the next day we found out that he was expelled. All the parents were pissed off and it was kinda funny. The boy with the 5 inch penis will be remembered, indeed.

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school. ummm. everytime i play , my friend amy would like chase me down n try to hurt me. she said i was her competition.idk.
another is i was running out of class n wen i jumped out of it, i slipped n knocked everyone down. it was funny. then i ran away. no one still doesnt know who did it. the lights were off thats y.
another is a girl's water broke. that was messy. another is this year for accounting. the whole class pass their test around to copy off each other. that was the best test i ever took. lol. i remember my lil sis was walking down the halls wit her friends. her friend were like hey My its ur sister. she slapped her n said i know u shyt. it was funny. another is in gym some one always get hit in the head by the ball. its funny wen it does. also wen i was running in kickball, i was trying to run, this girl was bout to throw the ball at me den i jumped to the base. collided wit dis big girl. i was knocked down. all u can hear was my head hitting the floor. den dat girl i collided wit was like my toe, my toe. it was stupid. sophmore year, another story was wen i walked in the stall in the girls bathroom n saw my two friend's kissing n they were like do u wanna join. awkward. in freshmen year everyone kept saing there was sharks in the pool. a girl from another school got scared cause she heard theres ghost in the school. i know theres alot more stories but cant think of it now. o well.
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Seeing a guy's leg getting ripped apart. Please don't ask me the details. I'm still mental disturbed about that accident and never watch anything violent again(It wasn't my leg, I broke mine in pe).


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When I was in 8th grade, there was this pedophile sub at my school named Mr. Watkins. When he was subbing my orchestra class, he crept up behind me and asked me for my name, claiming he wanted to remember the names of everyone in the class. Later, he wanted to use me as his assistant to display some magic tricks. He asked me to hold two sponge bunnies in my hand, squeeze them, and out came 4 more bunnies. After class, while I was at lunch, he followed me, and said, "You might wanna wash your hands. You never know what those bunnies did in there. The damn guy still remembered my name 4 months later when I passed him in the hall. Turns out, a couple weeks after that, he subbed my younger brother's class, pulled some girl outside, and asked her where she lived so he could go take care of her.

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Another time, same grade, I decided to go sit in my friend's 4th hour class and skip mine because they didn't have a sub. However, halfway through the period, an old lady sub, Mrs. Weinburg, came in. She passed around a sheet of paper and told us to sign in. I wrote my name as "Guadalupe Shi-Fuh". The damn old lady accepted it and believed that was my name.

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And yet, another time in 8th grade (I guess that was my exciting year) Mrs. Weinburg was subbing for another class. Before class started, however, some kid stole the remote to the TV. He then asked for a bathroom pass, and stood by the outside wall of classroom, turning the TV on and off and flipping the channels. Mrs. Weinburg freaked out, and was like, "Whoever's doing that better stop!", and one girl replied, "How can we make it stop? It's a ghost." Mrs. Weinburg started screaming and called the office, telling them about the ghost in the classroom. They sent people over to try and calm her down and a police officer to search the students. When the boy came back from the "bathroom", he was searched, but no remote found. Smart boy. After hearing Mrs. Weinburg on the phone, he went to the bathroom and left the remote in the stall.
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Posted 1/14/09 , edited 1/14/09

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maplesupersun wrote:

Seeing a guy's leg getting ripped apart. Please don't ask me the details. I'm still mental disturbed about that accident and never watch anything violent again(It wasn't my leg, I broke mine in pe).


pics or shens


I like your name but one thing that guy was seriously hurt and i don't bring cameras to school and it was in intermediate and i was too cheap to get a phone that has a camera... Still its so scary now. Well i saw something similar on tv. It was on MTV or something like that. in that program a guy was grinding on roller skates when the bar broke, the hook that hooked it up tore the lower part of his lower leg right off, the only thing connecting were a few never thingies and the smaller bone, the bigger bone was fractured and was like swinging. Too bad i forgot to record it.
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Posted 1/14/09

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My friends betrayed me, hammered my dick to the wall of his house and then used it as his toy


WTF IS THIS REAL OR AM I SEEING THINGS
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Posted 1/14/09

maplesupersun wrote:


p0rn wrote:


maplesupersun wrote:

Seeing a guy's leg getting ripped apart. Please don't ask me the details. I'm still mental disturbed about that accident and never watch anything violent again(It wasn't my leg, I broke mine in pe).


pics or shens


I like your name but one thing that guy was seriously hurt and i don't bring cameras to school and it was in intermediate and i was too cheap to get a phone that has a camera... Still its so scary now. Well i saw something similar on tv. It was on MTV or something like that. in that program a guy was grinding on roller skates when the bar broke, the hook that hooked it up tore the lower part of his lower leg right off, the only thing connecting were a few never thingies and the smaller bone, the bigger bone was fractured and was like swinging. Too bad i forgot to record it.


well thank you for saying you like mai name we should be friends.
but
just to believe that you witnessed a person, get their leg ripped apart is a little far fetched for me..
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After watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CwEXc9ymAY,
i talk to the weird students every once in a while.
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A guy watching manga in the middle of class , and his manga being taken by the teacher and never return , he cry a lot cause that manga he borrowed from someone . (I was in 3rd grade then )
My teacher was a serious person , she suddently trip over the door and almost fell , the whole class laughed , she gave the class a glare and went out of class for a long minutes and then she came back as if nothing happen .
There a rumor at my school that a teacher died in a women restroom and have ghost , and the rumor keep widespread , all of the teacher find the way to stop the rumor by said if someone mention the word ghost again they will be attention or being hit .
There are more .... (I forgot most of them , and I'm lazy to type more , the readers may also get tire when they read too much .)
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Posted 1/14/09

p0rn wrote:


maplesupersun wrote:


p0rn wrote:


maplesupersun wrote:

Seeing a guy's leg getting ripped apart. Please don't ask me the details. I'm still mental disturbed about that accident and never watch anything violent again(It wasn't my leg, I broke mine in pe).


pics or shens


I like your name but one thing that guy was seriously hurt and i don't bring cameras to school and it was in intermediate and i was too cheap to get a phone that has a camera... Still its so scary now. Well i saw something similar on tv. It was on MTV or something like that. in that program a guy was grinding on roller skates when the bar broke, the hook that hooked it up tore the lower part of his lower leg right off, the only thing connecting were a few never thingies and the smaller bone, the bigger bone was fractured and was like swinging. Too bad i forgot to record it.


well thank you for saying you like mai name we should be friends.
but
just to believe that you witnessed a person, get their leg ripped apart is a little far fetched for me..


Well it is in MTV... Its something like video that is to scary to be shown on tv or something like that for a title. Its a very similar situation.
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Well it is in MTV... Its something like video that is to scary to be shown on tv or something like that for a title. Its a very similar situation.

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Hmm, I don't remember everything. My school is pretty much full of weirdos and insane people. How about today?... this one kid was sagging all day long and underneath he was wearing tight blue spandex shorts and sticking his butt out. Oh how I love public school.
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