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Serious cases strange stories...school is mad!
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23 / F / Upstate NY
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hah.
one time i had this teacher who acted like he was drunk every class. seriously, one time he left the classroom for the entire period and walked around the school talking on the phone with his daughter... or so he says. oh, and he spat at everyone while he was teaching. so one day we were watching antigone which was absolutely horrible in my opinion XD so my friend and i decide to play blackjack instead. my teacher saw us, picked up the deck of cards and flung it across the room into the wall. it was terrifying because he looks like hulk hogan. hahahahhahahha

my old art teacher was insane. seriously though. i guess she adopted this kid and then left him in the car for a couple hours when he was like 4, or something like that. so i would never do my homework and then she'd be like oh, brittany where's your homework? nd i'd like like uhh, you don't remember? i handed it in yesterday! and she would be like ohhh yeahh! and give me a 100. my average was like a 98. bahahahha

there was also this kid who passed out tampons to everyone in eighth grade, not that thats THAT abnormal ahhahahhah

hmm, theres more i just cant think of any
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31 / F / Wilson, NC
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When I was a freshmen in college, my voice teacher used to come to class drunk. It was funny because she would belt out showtunes.


Another professor gave us a word of the day "Sorostitute", meaning sorority prostitute.

One time we had a water balloon fight, girls against boys, it was fun until the neighbors called the cops. Keep in mind, we wee on campus and it was 9 pm on a Saturday.
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1 big white girl vs 9 mexican chicks in a brawl match for bumping into eachother. scary...
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It was lunch time,I brought some Red Bull so I share it with one of my buddies,Julie.
She drank a bit of it and...lets just say.I broke her.She was like all jumpy and hyper.

Note to self:
Never EVER give your friend energy drinks
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24 / M / O.C. So.Cal
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ther was this one guy with a magazine in his pocket and went to the teacher and said can i go to the bathroom

he didn't come back till 20 minutes later



o and my school is FILLED with liberals...
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76 / Unreachable Dream...
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Posted 1/15/09

maplesupersun wrote:


mikomiko123 wrote:

My friends betrayed me, hammered my dick to the wall of his house and then used it as his toy


WTF IS THIS REAL OR AM I SEEING THINGS


Should I report you or sue you for misquoting me?
Posted 1/15/09
nerd vs. bully nuff' said
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28 / M / earth
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mikomiko123 wrote:


maplesupersun wrote:


mikomiko123 wrote:

My friends betrayed me


WTF IS THIS REAL OR AM I SEEING THINGS


Should I report you or sue you for misquoting me?


LOL I was joking... Anyway, here's my msn: [email protected]
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31 / F / Kumamoto, Japan
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Posted 1/15/09

Mazza_anifan wrote:

Sorry if this is a dupe :(
School is filled with oddballs and nobody's is an exception!
Tell us about ur funniest, wierdest and most annoying school experiences
Let us know about the strangest, most annoying and seriously deranged school friends or teachers!!
I will start you off
Mr. Inman my sociology teacher is a nice man who loves to swear and tell stories instead of teaching and is having an internet affair behind his wife's back (he told us this as if it wasnt a big deal)
Mrs. Penson during my history lesson, annoyingly always picks me to answer the question I dont know the answer to and when I dont reply she sits and waits making me look stupid.
A boy named Chris went his whole school life for five years smelling of BO and never taking the hints: billy o'grady the class clown sed when he walked in one day "BO! oh no sorry i meant hello" and he still didnt get it!
My class hid in my teachers cupboard for an hour until lesson was over, she thought we had been in a mass.
My best mate Steph threw a library book in the bin to see if it would set off the alarm when the caretaker came to collect it...we never did see that book again!
Mrs. Dines was so stupid that during an class test I asked (without whispering) my friend what the answers were and she let me copy right under her nose...I got an A...she was impressed
A rebel in my year was in a public examination and the exam hall was all silent and his phone rang (u will get ur paper taken off u and banned for life if it does) he takes it out and sez "hello" ...wtf was he thinking?
I was sitting on the school toilet (toilets stink like hell) and there was a girl peeping at me from above O_O
Yeah not the funniest but im sure u guys can think of better!


There are these doors in the hallway of the high school I went to and in between each set of doors is a huge pane of glass. For a few weeks it was broken from something so people could walk through the middle of the corridor instead of going through the door. When they fixed it, some student was unaware. He went running full force down the hall and into the pane of glass that was just replaced. That was my strangest story.

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Posted 1/15/09
I'm going to go back to school soon so hopefully i have some great story to share
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21 / F / CA
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It was morning and my friend brought that drink Monster and I nver tasted it (i never drink energy drinks). So all my friends were telling me to try it. I just held the can and looked at it. Then I took a sip. It was pretty good. Then I kept drinking it and then my friend leans over to me and says "Your drinking Bull sperm" I was shocked that I spit the drink out and I accidently spat it on a substitute. She was all shocked and some of it went in her mouth. We all ran away and then I threw the can behind me but by ACCIDENT it hit her. The thing that made it worse was that she was my 4th period substitute and the entire time me and my friend ,who was with me during the accident, had to hide our faces with our hair and hoods ...

I was relieved the next day cuz she was gone !
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Posted 1/15/09

Nyarth wrote:


SeductiveGerbil wrote:

Someone in my first period tried to grab my glasses, so I hit him, but he was holding scissors.

Never punch a pair of scissors.
Helpful advice of the day.


You wear glasses?


you dont???
wow....impressive!!!
Posted 1/15/09
i went to the bathroom durin 7th per

and yea two chicks were havin sex T_T.... i was 'dude im tryin 2 take a piss not hear you two have orgasms'

lol my other 2 friends went to check it out XD .. dirty freaks

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Everdae wrote:

and yea two chicks were havin sex T_T.... i was 'dude im tryin 2 take a piss not hear you two have orgasms'


I call for pics to be posted
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23 / M / Terra
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Posted 1/15/09 , edited 1/15/09
hmm... im a lone wolf in the school of morons.... never understands them....


ps. theres a sub in the school that looks like, acts like, and is like a twin of Mr. Bean....

everyone in the school calls him Mr. Bean.... even my spanish teacher doesnt know his real name...

pps. majority of the girls wear skinny jeans... damn unattractive...
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