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The world's stupidest laws!
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Ok so I came across a news report which had a list of laws that are in place today that are completely whacko!
Heres some I know of most of them are from my Country!
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
3. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
4. (This one is no longer in place but I thought it was funny) Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI of England)
5. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
6. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
7. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
Please post any if you have them and let me know what you think lol ^^ they made me laugh anyways!
Posted 1/15/09

Mazza_anifan wrote:


5. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.


The hell is that.
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In California, it is illegal to set mousetraps without a hunting license.
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kyoukoujin wrote:


Mazza_anifan wrote:


5. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.


The hell is that.

Decapitation is cutting one in half.
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It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
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Mazza_anifan wrote:

Ok so I came across a news report which had a list of laws that are in place today that are completely whacko!
Heres some I know of most of them are from my Country!
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
3. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
4. (This one is no longer in place but I thought it was funny) Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI of England)
5. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
6. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
7. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
Please post any if you have them and let me know what you think lol ^^ they made me laugh anyways!


wattt daaa heckkk??
wheres your resource?
Posted 1/15/09 , edited 6/7/09


"The hell is that." "What the heck is that!"
That's a reaction/expression, you dimwit.


Decapitation is beheading, not cutting one in half.

dattebayo, bitch.
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actually mr.smartone.
Decapitation is to cut off the head of a person; behead.
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Posted 1/15/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:


Mazza_anifan wrote:

Ok so I came across a news report which had a list of laws that are in place today that are completely whacko!
Heres some I know of most of them are from my Country!
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
3. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
4. (This one is no longer in place but I thought it was funny) Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI of England)
5. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
6. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
7. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
Please post any if you have them and let me know what you think lol ^^ they made me laugh anyways!


wattt daaa heckkk??
wheres your resource?


ermz the Times Newspaper
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decapitation is the removal of ball from ur body man.. not beheaded or cut body in half
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