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What is the worst pick up line?
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Posted 10/23/06 , edited 11/2/07
rofl, this was off a robot chicken episode i watched earlier on Spiked Humour

" Heyy nice shoes, but they would better in my Pants! Wait....
Are you from heaven? Cause I have an erection! "




i heard bout this guy i think was from my school who actually used a list of pickup lines he found on a girl. Lol, he was readin it off the sheet and all!

"You're so hot, you could melt the plastic in my underwear"


and no, the guy failed
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Posted 10/23/06
"I don't wanna come between you... or do I?"
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^ funny. lol

This one is funny. If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
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Posted 10/23/06
"So.... you're a girl huh?"
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whats wrong with that I use most of the pick up lines you guyz have posted
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Posted 10/23/06
And, everytime you we're shutdown right?
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Posted 10/23/06
Man: "You're hot, lets do it"
Woman: "Okay"
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Posted 10/23/06

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oh logain thats sad. do you date often?


why do people always take my word seriously I was just kidding ,DUH
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Posted 10/23/06
When i walked in through the door and saw you, I almost grew a third leg.
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How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?
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Posted 10/23/06
the strip club is missing its angel

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ok i dont no wat yall have seen but i have seen this from many black guys (and no im not racist cuz im black)

"hey shawty u look damn fine baby wats ure name?"

and the funny thing about this is that most of the time it works. wtf?
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That says something about the girls who falls for it.
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Posted 10/23/06
My sis's b/f got my sister with

"whenever I see you my heart melts like snow when you pee on it"

or something close to that...it made me lmao
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your sexier than a potatoe!!
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