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What is the worst pick up line?
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Posted 10/23/06

Freedan wrote:

^ ok now that's just sick


It was hillirious though lol
Posted 10/23/06
says their name so it's like "bond, james bond."
had that said to me and i literally choked on my drink. such cheese =]
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The names Alfredo, Fred Alfredo!

.....like that? Lol, it would be funny to hear
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Posted 10/23/06
Walk by a girl trip and when she helps you up say sorry I must have fell for your beauty.
I have seen guys use that and I dont recommend it but if you fall for a reason it is a good way to meet someone because they take pity on you if they are nice
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No the one where they take pity on you works though it may take longer for you to go out with them
The first one never works and only scrapes and bruises your knees
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Depends on how you do it and/or how many times you do it.
Are you a doctor and/or a person who has done this many times. No then dont tell me about this it is called the worst pickup line thread not exactly meant to make you sound smart
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27 / M / It be sleepy time...
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Posted 10/23/06
"The secret word is legs, lets go spread the word."

i think i remembered that one right
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Posted 10/23/06
throws down cup of ice*
"Ok, now that I've broken the ice, how are you this evening?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass again?"
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
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Posted 10/23/06
Aww that last one is horrible and yet I cant stop laughing. Dang I used to know a whole lot but have forgotten them.
Is there an airport nearby because you make my heart soar
Your father must be an alien cause you are out of this world
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Posted 10/23/06
yeah and stupid ones like
"is ur dad a terrorist cuz u r such a bomb"
anyone who goes out with a guy after that pickup line is probably a terrorist
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Posted 10/23/06
No they are just desperate for attention in areas. They are obsessed and nobody goes out with someone who uses a pick up line anyway
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Posted 10/23/06
im kinda concerned about this thread, cuz most of these participants are 15/16 and hopefully have never gone bar hopping in their life.
but whatever

"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?"
"falling from heaven"
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I have never gone to a bar but I can still ask women out you know
Posted 10/23/06
nice shoes wanna f*ck

*stands in the middle of two girls* i dont wanna come between you....or do i!?


i saw you checking out my goods. what? you want a little try before you buy?...come here bitch!


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