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What is the worst pick up line?
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logain wrote:

I have never gone to a bar but I can still ask women out you know


true that, but its most definately the same as at a bar
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Is ur name CAMPBELLS? cuz ur mmm-mmm- GOOD!
Is your dad retarded? Cuz you're SPECIAL
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Monkey_D_Luffy wrote:

Is ur name CAMPBELLS? cuz ur mmm-mmm- GOOD!


i fuckin love it
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"when i sensed your buety i rose from the dead knowing i needed you"
"When i saw you i knew i needed you so i bought you off E-bay"
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Posted 10/23/06
Is heaven missing an angel, cause you got nice cans.

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hello everyone!
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@fruitbasket lover there is IRC chatroom if you want to chat with people :)

"the strip club seems to be missing their angel" (guaranteed to work)

EDIT for spelling
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No way I just heard that from a friend who read that from a bottle containing a mesage on the Indian oceon while on a cruise to Cambodia

i know about fruitbasketlover I wasn't bieng mean or anything I mean I have a smilie right after the mesage I know how it feels to be new I messed up so many times
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^ lol, poor guy. He obviously liked you a lot to do that


"You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you. "
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Posted 10/24/06
LMFAO! Image

Did it work?

"Do you know karate, 'cuz your body is kickin'."

Is there a thread for methods that work?

Cause I used to be friends with lots of girls at my high school, strictly platonic, I was going for the whole abstinance/avoid temptation thing/don't objectify women thing.

By year three of high school, I pretty much new all of their private secrets. And three of them were flirting with me! They find it cute when you're not in it for a hook-up.

At that point, I could've used their trust to get some serious play(no pickup lines needed) , but it's a religious thing.
By the way, the smart, naughty-looking librarian girls, are real kinky freaks. I'm not joking.

Who would've thunk it?
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"I'm gonna play you like the button on a cheap tape deck"
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Posted 10/24/06

lusulpher wrote:


Jesterj wrote:

"The secret word is legs, lets go spread the word."

i think i remembered that one right



LMFAO!

Did it work?

LoL did it work...hahahaha...what do you think. >_<
I think the worst thing that happened to me was in HS when I asked a chick to homecoming and she turned me down saying she was going to be busy with other things and couldn't attend. Then my friend asked her out couple days later and she accepted his invitation, probably cuz he was VP of the ASB. Shows what status will do for ya to get a chick. I ended up stagging the dance. anyways.....

bad pick up line......"I got a roll of quarters in my pocket, wanna feel?"

The post that mentioned something about falling....could use..."I think im falling for you"
If a chick falls you ask her, "Could it be, that your falling for me?"
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Posted 10/24/06
I wonder... To all those girls out there,

Do you use pick-up lines on guys?
Posted 10/24/06
my sucessful pick up line...which wasnt even supposed to be one was.... ohh hi yea im tiffanys ex bf (she hated tiffany and slept with me to piss her off)




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Posted 10/24/06

Monkey_D_Luffy wrote:

Is ur name CAMPBELLS? cuz ur mmm-mmm- GOOD!


that's a good one. i think its cute! hahaha..
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