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What is the worst pick up line?
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"If you we're a burger in Mc Donalds, you would be McGorgeous"
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Did ANY of these work?

Guys are so desperate.
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heh, came across this one in a video comment...

"You no globetrotter, but you sure make me dribble!!!"
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I'll tell you the absolute best pickup line instead, cuz Im a rebel!

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" (Forgive me if I mispelled chloroform!)

Gaurenteed to get you laid! lolz

A bad one is, "I'm a level 14 wizard looking to cast charm person on you! Make your saving throw" (Lolz Im a D&D nerd as well as all the other types of nerd I am)
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"Let's make like a fabric softener, and Snuggle!"

It's good actually, not a bad one.
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What did your mother eat? Cause girl, you sure are as sweet as honey! heheeh Too many guys i know use this like. . .
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"come on, you can't get pregnant again." whahahaha XD
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"come on, you can't get pregnant again." whahahaha XD


Woah..idk bout that one.
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this one too:
"i want you to have my children, infact you can have them now, they're out in the car."

and this one " Greetings and Salivation"
i don't really get it, but my friend says that it some people who used that succeded.
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Hmmmm....I dunno bout that last one either.
One that I heard was "If you like childeren that much you can take mine"
Cause u know how chicks are with little kids..its like..here have them. XD

Should watch "Look who's talking"
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heres another one: "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."
Posted 10/31/06
here's one"i want to suck on your ass til your head caves in"
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d-_-b idk if that would be a pick-up line. >_<
Are you still high? Pass some here already
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wetto wrote:

here's one"i want to suck on your ass til your head caves in"


if i heard a guy say that to a girl, id kick his ass...just for pissing me off
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if u want bad pickup lines im the master

"....................... uuuuuuuummmmmmm wanna fuck?"

"wanna go out fer a fuck and a pizza?" "what'd u say?" "a pizza?" "oh ok"

"isnt country spelled with an O?" "not the way i use it!"

"that dress looks lovely on you. but i think it would look nicer sprawled over the edge of my bed."

"that outfit is very becoming on you. although, if i was on you i'd be cuming too."

"dont worry ill only put it in fer a second"

"the stork dont bring us the baby! you and i are gonna make the baby."

"if 1=1 and 3=3 will you go home and have sex with me?"

"roses are red, violets are blue, either starting suckin my ****, or let me start fucking you."

"does this taste funny?"

"close your eyes and cvount to ten, i promise i wont get u pregnant again"

"i find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies"

"if i said you were beautiful, would you take off your pants and dance around on my lap?"

"what you've never done coed leg squats naked before?"

"do you prefer to be down on the floor, or up against a wall?"

"you've never done it before!?!? here.. let me teach you"

"did you know that falacio can cure the common cold"

"just think of me as your own personal brad pitt"

"ya know all those things ur mom said not to do? that was just to keep all the fun to herself. lemme show you"
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