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When someone farts
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Uhhh , if someone else farts ?

" Yo, who the fuck farted "

" Someone farted "

or I make a scan upon everyones faces, and see if I can notice the culprit, then I expose em! " <name> FARTED "

But when its me, its fucking awesome, what I do is. I make sure its gross, so during lunch I'd 'plant' said fart in the middle of the whole lunch crew ( which is like 15 people ) and then I scurry away and watch. I wait about 3 seconds and soemone usually goes " wtf, who the FUCK farted?! " and everyone else notices it too, then they look around. Dont notice me, then see me laughing and then they find out its me.

Always fun, its sorta' my thing now. LOL Although very gross, you shouldnt say shit, y'all do it too. Fucking fags :)


omg! my mom does that to her co-workers! it's hilarious! She says they get on her nerves so thats what she does
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All Im Seeing Is...Ewww Or Gross,
Yeah Like You Guys Never Farted.
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Posted 1/23/09
Depends on the sound and the smell. If it makes noise and doesn't smell, I'll seriously say, "I agee" or "Well put." If it's a close friend, I'll probably call doorknob and punch them.
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i move away or smack them


haha one time my uncle farted really loud n my cousin threw up on her food. im like wtf kinda reaction is that?!
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I usually just ignore it. I mean, it's natural, and healthy for you. -seriously-
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Posted 1/23/09

Applebum wrote:


aeminence wrote:

Uhhh , if someone else farts ?

" Yo, who the fuck farted "

" Someone farted "

or I make a scan upon everyones faces, and see if I can notice the culprit, then I expose em! " <name> FARTED "

But when its me, its fucking awesome, what I do is. I make sure its gross, so during lunch I'd 'plant' said fart in the middle of the whole lunch crew ( which is like 15 people ) and then I scurry away and watch. I wait about 3 seconds and soemone usually goes " wtf, who the FUCK farted?! " and everyone else notices it too, then they look around. Dont notice me, then see me laughing and then they find out its me.

Always fun, its sorta' my thing now. LOL Although very gross, you shouldnt say shit, y'all do it too. Fucking fags :)


omg! my mom does that to her co-workers! it's hilarious! She says they get on her nerves so thats what she does


rofl! thats awesome, its way cool to know im not the only one that does it. :3

One time, I didnt leave my group of friends so I wouldnt be suspected. Then my good friend beside me was eating his sandwich, he stopped chewing and sniffed a bit, and went " yo... Someone farted.. " and for about 5 minutes he'd been stating how bad it is, I finnaly cracked up when he went " my eyes are stinging from the fart.. " LOL :3
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Posted 1/23/09
i laugh for a few seconds
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20 / M / Singapore
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stare at them and laugh
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Laugh not many people fart in public.
Posted 1/23/09

xDaphne93x wrote:

i move away or smack them


haha one time my uncle farted really loud n my cousin threw up on her food. im like wtf kinda reaction is that?!


omg lmaooo wow
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31 / F / new jersey,usa
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i just like.."I DON'T MIND IT'S NATURAL U KNOW"
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26 / F / U.S.A.
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Posted 1/23/09
Cover my nose and move away from him/her
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i try not to laugh
Posted 1/23/09
... if they`re near me , back away .

if not , laugh .
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Posted 1/23/09
lol........y u didn't ask wat is ur reaction if some1 fart at train station?????cuz i do fart at there once .....hahahahha......but it seems like nobody realise tat...maybe my fart nt loud enough...hahhahahaa
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