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When someone farts
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Posted 1/24/09

DeSpErAtE567 wrote:


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DeSpErAtE567 wrote:

"Fudge, someone farted" then I will cover my nose and mouth at the same time...


Yes, u smell it u eat it too like the other guy said,lol. Its like eating crap except the taste and the fact that its a gas and not solid,lol.jk


what do u mean? O_o


Have u ever had it happened when something smelled so bad that you can taste it? Thats what i mean,lol.
Posted 1/24/09
Either move away from them,
OR
glare at them.
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laugh
unless it's really bad id make a disgusted expression but still laugh.
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21 / F / Drummond, WI
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I say "smells like someones baking brownies"
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25 / F / ¸.•*¨*`•.¸☆Norway
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I usually just ignore it.

but when it's a family member. I say "che", which is used to make a dog go away. lol
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laugh xD
then say something like
"Ughhh, stinky!"
and start to fan the fart at them xD


or----

i get away, and hold my breathe xD
Posted 1/24/09 , edited 1/24/09
I close my nose and say "ew." =\

I was at my former neighbors house yesterday (almost everyone on the block I used to live on were real close,) and her grandson was there (handicap) and he kept farting..and his are just horrible -_-" His family made him cut off dairy.
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22 / F / Boston
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Posted 1/24/09
yell : "RUN AWAY! A BOMB WAS DROPPED!!!"
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Posted 1/24/09

RainingWolf wrote:


DeSpErAtE567 wrote:


RainingWolf wrote:


DeSpErAtE567 wrote:

"Fudge, someone farted" then I will cover my nose and mouth at the same time...


Yes, u smell it u eat it too like the other guy said,lol. Its like eating crap except the taste and the fact that its a gas and not solid,lol.jk


what do u mean? O_o


Have u ever had it happened when something smelled so bad that you can taste it? Thats what i mean,lol.


ohhhh, so that's what u mean... yeah, sometimes it smells soo bad that i think i was tasting it~~~

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Posted 1/24/09
Pretend not to notice so as not to embarrass them, then run away so nobody think it was me.
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if a guy id say stay away from me when you fart or youll be singing soprano but if its a girl i say her boyfriend or friends is gonna find out and she screams at me and runs out of the room. I usual laugh after they leave though
Posted 1/24/09
glare and laugh
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Posted 1/24/09
Can't believe this thread exists... Haha.
Well, it depends on who farted;
If it's someone I know, I just laugh and that's it.
And if it's everybody else, I just pretend I didn't hear it or just look at them then go about my business.

Oh, and if it really smells then I just stay away cuzz it's just nasty; it's like what chu been eat'n?! Damn! Hah.
I know it's not suppose to smell like flowers and it's normal and sometimes you can't hold it
But just be curtious to the people around you.
Haha. XDe
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i laugh fallowed with a "nice one dude" the i would try to out do the last fart
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i'll just ignore as if i heard nothing
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