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Posted 1/24/09
Helen keller jokes!
how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
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Posted 1/24/09
: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
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Posted 1/24/09
what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either
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how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries.
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Posted 1/24/09
Bush and powell are in a bar. a man walks up to the bartender and asks "hey ist that bush and powell over thre?"
the bartender "yes that is." the guy walks over to them and asks "hey guys? what are you doing?"
bush replies"we are planning World War three." the guy replies "so whats the plan then?"
Bush replies " the plan is that we are going to kill 10 million afghans and 1 bicycle repair man"
the guy replies "why are you going to kill a bicycle repair man?!?!"
Then bush turns to powell and says "see? i told you no one would care about the afghans!"
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Posted 1/24/09
a blonde,american and a russian are all sitting down talking.
Russain:We were the first people to go to space!
American:So? we were the forst people to go to the moon!
Blonde:Yeah! and we are going to be the first people to go to the sun!
American and russain:you cant go to the sun! its too hot!
Blonde:i know that! we arent stupid! we will just go at night!
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