First  Prev  1  2  3  Next  Last
Madlibsssss. Do it.
5156 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / F
Offline
Posted 2/1/09
Fill in the blanks with random words. Dont look at the sentences, just the blank spaces _____, when filling it in.


Personal Ad
I enjoy long, sexy ______ (noun) on the beach, getting _____(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with ______ (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with ______ (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to _______ (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to ________(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a _______ (job) I am looking for _______(noun) and beauty in the form of a _______ (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of _______ (famous person) and the _______(body part) of ______ (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my _______(noun). I know I’m not very _____(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken ______(number) days ago, and I have since become more _______(adjective).


now copy and paste into your E-Harmony/Match.com profile




jk.

8221 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
17 / M / yamaku
Offline
Posted 2/1/09 , edited 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy walks(noun) on the beach, getting loved up(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with fishes(plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with pee (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Andrew Watanabe (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to Japan(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a James Bond (job) I am looking for moniez(noun) and beauty in the form of a Asian (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of Jessica Alba (famous person) and the boobzorz(body part) of a monkey (animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my peenar(noun). I know I’m not very ugly(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 2(number) days ago, and I have since become more handsome(adjective).
32215 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
32 / F / Denver
Offline
Posted 2/1/09 , edited 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy wigwams on the beach, getting polio in the rain and erotic encounters with squaws. I really like vodka mixed with vodka, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Mr. Rogers. I travel frequently, especially to Timbuck Two, when I am not busy with work; I work as an animal proctologist. I am looking for impregnation and beauty in the form of a Klingon model. He/She should have the physique of Warf (from Star Trek) and the nose of a cocker spaniel. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my grandma. I know I’m not very furry in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more disposable.

Posted 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy legs(noun) on the beach, getting rubbed up(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with bitches (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with henne (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Mother Goose(famous person). I travel frequently, especially to Cancun(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a lawyer (job) I am looking for honey(noun) and beauty in the form of a African American (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of Melyssa Ford (famous person) and the ass(body part) of a monkey (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my cock(noun). I know I’m not very unattractive(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 10(number) days ago, and I have since become more handsome(adjective).
5156 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / F
Offline
Posted 2/1/09

DreadDenimPirate wrote:

I am looking for impregnation



DreadDenimPirate wrote:

I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my grandma.



haha. nice.
Posted 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy books on the beach, getting killed in the rain and erotic encounters with benches. I really like vodka mixed with mud, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Basil Fawlty. I travel frequently, especially to pen island, when I am not busy with work; I work as a dragonslayer. I am looking for trees and beauty in the form of a Arabian model. He/She should have the physique of Homer Simpson and the arm of an alligator. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my john. I know I’m not very awesometacular in my picture, but it was taken 347 days ago, and I have since become more amazingreat.

first thing that comes to your head can be fairly random.
42 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / F / My mom.
Offline
Posted 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy intercourses on the beach, getting buttraped in the rain and erotic encounters with various food items. I really like vodka mixed with goat innards, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Bill Kaulitz. I travel frequently, especially to my backyard, when I am not busy with work; I work as a prostitute I am looking for rainbows and beauty in the form of a Polynesian model. He/She should have the physique of Marilyn Manson and the legs of a goat. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my boobulahs. I know I’m not very secksee in my picture, but it was taken 69 days ago, and I have since become more hexagonal.

Ack.
5156 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
26 / F
Offline
Posted 2/1/09

tyrantxd wrote:

I enjoy long, sexy books on the beach, getting killed in the rain and erotic encounters with benches. I really like vodka mixed with mud, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Basil Fawlty. I travel frequently, especially to pen island, when I am not busy with work; I work as a dragonslayer. I am looking for trees and beauty in the form of a Arabian model. He/She should have the physique of Homer Simpson and the arm of an alligator. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my john. I know I’m not very awesometacular in my picture, but it was taken 347 days ago, and I have since become more amazingreat.

first thing that comes to your head can be fairly random.


i didnt understand Pen Island D:
but then andrew splained to meh and i was like " :o"



digiDOLL wrote:

I enjoy long, sexy intercourses on the beach, getting buttraped in the rain and erotic encounters with various food items. I really like vodka mixed with goat innards, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Bill Kaulitz. I travel frequently, especially to my backyard, when I am not busy with work; I work as a prostitute I am looking for rainbows and beauty in the form of a Polynesian model. He/She should have the physique of Marilyn Manson and the legs of a goat. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my boobulahs. I know I’m not very secksee in my picture, but it was taken 69 days ago, and I have since become more hexagonal.

Ack.


girl, u funny :]

ps. BOOBULAHS lol.
93 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / M / New York
Offline
Posted 2/1/09




Personal Ad
I enjoy long, sexy hot dogs(noun) on the beach, getting wet(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with your mom(plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with sperm (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Karl Marx(famous person). I travel frequently, especially to your bed(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a lumber jack(job) I am looking for a monkey(noun) and beauty in the form of a indian(ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of goku (famous person) and the womb(body part) of a gorilla(an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my arm pits(noun). I know I’m not very sexy(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 1.769x10^7(number) days ago, and I have since become more hairy(adjective).










wow i have a sick and twisted mind lol
19865 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
69 / M / Limbo
Offline
Posted 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy fornication on the beach, getting laid in the rain and erotic encounters with whores. I really like vodka mixed with GHB, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Phillip K. Dick. I travel frequently, especially to Bangkok, when I am not busy with work; I work as a gynecologist. I am looking for money and beauty in the form of a Norwegian model. She should have the physique of Megan Fox and the heart of a dinosaur. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my balls. I know I’m not very erect in my picture, but it was taken 23412541 days ago, and I have since become more virile.
Posted 2/1/09 , edited 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy fruit rollups (noun) on the beach, getting shot (verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with your dad (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with pubic hair (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Hitler (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to Hell(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a bounty hunter (job) I am looking for Waldo (noun) and beauty in the form of a Canadian (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of Amy Winehouse (famous person) and the breast (body part) of a cow (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my car (noun). I know I’m not very sober (adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 2 (number) days ago, and I have since become more drunk (adjective).
13202 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
24 / M / Australia
Offline
Posted 2/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy men on the beach, getting naked in the rain and erotic encounters with small fish. I really like vodka mixed with viagra, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to mother. I travel frequently, especially to wank, when I am not busy with work; I work as a prostitute I am looking for men and beauty in the form of a paper model. He/She should have the physique of rat and the eyes of spider I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my butt. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more ugly.

Posted 3/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy chickens on the beach, getting attacked in the rain and erotic encounters with elephants. I really like vodka mixed with cellphones, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Michael Jackson. I travel frequently, especially to Korea, when I am not busy with work; I work as a garbage man I am looking for eyes and beauty in the form of a Brazilian model. He/She should have the physique of Brad Pitt and the hands of a peacock I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my toes. I know I’m not very sexy in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more god-like.
Posted 3/1/09

Personal Ad
I enjoy long, sexy boobs on the beach, getting my dick in the rain and erotic encounters with feets. I really like vodka mixed with coke, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss DR. idono . I travel frequently, especially to CHina, when I am not busy with work; I work as a gigolo I am looking for prostitute and beauty in the form of a Dutch model. He/She should have the physique of Arnold Swazingger and the legs of elephant I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my dick. I know I’m not very ''cool'' in my picture, but it was taken 5885 days ago, and I have since become more shitty



Posted 3/1/09
I enjoy long, sexy toes (noun) on the beach, getting stabbed(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with dogs(plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with urine (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to R. Kelly (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to the junkyard(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a homeless person(job) I am looking for douche(noun) and beauty in the form of a japanese(ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of steve urkel (famous person) and nipples(body part) of baboons (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my armpit hair(noun). I know I’m not very ugly(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 2(number) days ago, and I have since become more fucked up(adjective).
First  Prev  1  2  3  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.