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Posted 3/1/09

Baka-Master wrote:

getting my dick in the rain


I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my dick.



that was nasty
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Posted 3/2/09
I enjoy long, sexy girl on the beach, getting sunburn in the rain and erotic encounters with people. I really like vodka mixed with apple, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to jessica stam. I travel frequently, especially to japan, when I am not busy with work; I work as a model I am looking for umbrella and beauty in the form of a italian model. He/She should have the physique of angelina jolie and the eyes of lion I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my hair. I know I’m not very moody in my picture, but it was taken 15 days ago, and I have since become more cool.

Posted 3/2/09 , edited 3/2/09
I enjoy long, sexy cheese(noun) on the beach, getting drawn (verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with squids (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with pencil(noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Aristotle(famous person). I travel frequently, especially to skyline(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a fireman (job) I am looking for ants(noun) and beauty in the form of a Filipina(ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of Chester Bennington (famous person) and the nails(body part) of a giraffe(an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my sharpener(noun). I know I’m not very sleepy(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 35(number) days ago, and I have since become more stupid(adjective).
Posted 3/2/09
I enjoy long, sexy pens (noun) on the beach, getting wet (verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with elves (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with mud(noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to nelson mandela (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to the club(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a a stripper (job) I am looking for coins (noun) and beauty in the form of a korean (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of obama (famous person) and the ass (body part) of a chimpanzee (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my bed (noun). I know I’m not very hot (adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 102429323 (number) days ago, and I have since become more younger (adjective).

lol's.
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Posted 3/2/09
I enjoy long, sexy BANANA (noun) on the beach, getting VIDEOD (verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with BEERS (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with PINEAPPLE (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to ADAM SMITH (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to MACAU (place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a LEDGE DANCER (job) I am looking for FUN (noun) and beauty in the form of a CROATIAN (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of ADAM SANDLER (famous person) and the BOOTY (body part) of a TIGER (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my BOOBOO(noun). I know I’m not very DRUNK (adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 17 (number) days ago, and I have since become more SOBER (adjective).
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Posted 3/2/09
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I enjoy long, sexy seaweed on the beach, getting tackled in the rain and erotic encounters with mirrors. I really like vodka mixed with paper, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to James Bond. I travel frequently, especially to The Atlantic City when I am not busy with work; I work as a soldier I am looking for white out and beauty in the form of a French model. He/She should have the physique of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the hair of a lion I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my car. I know I’m not very sane in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more insane.
Posted 3/2/09
I'd do my own, but I'm afraid it's way too graphic.
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Posted 3/2/09 , edited 3/2/09
I enjoy long, sexy chairs on the beach, getting ran overin the rain and erotic encounters with fangirls . I really like vodka mixed with brandy , and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Elvis. I travel frequently, especially to Japan, when I am not busy with work; I work as a Teller( I am looking for books and beauty in the form of a Irish model. He/She should have the physique of Gackt(famous person) and the arms(body part) of Giraffe I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my back. I know I’m not very colorful in my picture, but it was taken 20 days ago, and I have since become more sparkly.
Posted 3/2/09
enjoy long, sexy workouts on the beach, getting frisky in the rain and erotic encounters with japanese guys.I really like vodka mixed with coke, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Barak Obama. I travel frequently, especially to California, when I am not busy with work; I work as a kitchen assistant I am looking for laughter and beauty in the form of a hot model. He/She should have the physique of Zac Efron and the aggresiveness of a lion. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my clothes. I know I’m not very awake in my picture, but it was taken ten days ago, and I have since become more lively.

Lol, what now?
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Posted 3/2/09
enjoy long, sexy rabbits on the beach, getting whipped in the rain and erotic encounters with action figures. I really like vodka mixed with kitten, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Bono. I travel frequently, especially to the toilet, when I am not busy with work; I work as a prime minister of canada I am looking for my glasses and beauty in the form of a Japanese model. He/She should have the physique of one of those b***ches from The View and the scrotom of bulldog I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my inappropriate noun. I know I’m not very gassy in my picture, but it was taken 3 days ago, and I have since become more elongated.
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Posted 3/6/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:

Fill in the blanks with random words. Dont look at the sentences, just the blank spaces _____, when filling it in.


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I enjoy long, sexy ______ (noun) on the beach, getting _____(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with ______ (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with ______ (noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to _______ (famous person). I travel frequently, especially to ________(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a _______ (job) I am looking for _______(noun) and beauty in the form of a _______ (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of _______ (famous person) and the _______(body part) of ______ (an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my _______(noun). I know I’m not very _____(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken ______(number) days ago, and I have since become more _______(adjective).


now copy and paste into your E-Harmony/Match.com profile




jk.



I enjoy long, sexy gluesticks (noun) on the beach, getting kicked(verb past tense) in the rain and erotic encounters with bandaids (plural noun). I really like vodka mixed with hockey(noun), and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to alexis(famous person). I travel frequently, especially to the bathroom(place/location), when I am not busy with work; I work as a president (job) I am looking for newspaper(noun) and beauty in the form of a romanian (ethnicity) model. He/She should have the physique of alexi(famous person) and the eyebrow(body part) of an unibrow(an animal) I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my fairy(noun). I know I’m not very yellow(adjective) in my picture, but it was taken 0(number) days ago, and I have since become more dislussional(adjective).

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Posted 3/6/09

milktea24 wrote:

I enjoy long, sexy sunsets on the beach, getting kissed in the rain and erotic encounters with guys. I really like vodka mixed with juice, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Albert Einstein. I travel frequently, especially to Asia, when I am not busy with work; I work as a student. I am looking for true love and beauty in the form of an asian model. He/She should have the physique of Lee Donghae and the wings of a butterfly [LOL]. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my clothing. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken two days ago, and I have since become even uglier.


hey!! u didnt follow the rules....
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Posted 3/6/09

coffeeluva wrote:


milktea24 wrote:

I enjoy long, sexy sunsets on the beach, getting kissed in the rain and erotic encounters with guys. I really like vodka mixed with juice, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Albert Einstein. I travel frequently, especially to Asia, when I am not busy with work; I work as a student. I am looking for true love and beauty in the form of an asian model. He/She should have the physique of Lee Donghae and the wings of a butterfly [LOL]. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my clothing. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken two days ago, and I have since become even uglier.


hey!! u didnt follow the rules.... :(


What rules?

OH OMG I DIDNT NOTICE. OMG SORRY lemme redo it. D:

I enjoy long, sexy castles on the beach, getting killed in the rain and erotic encounters with speakers. I really like vodka mixed with money, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Jessica Simpson. I travel frequently, especially to Asia, when I am not busy with work; I work as a plumber I am looking for rainbows and beauty in the form of a chinese model. He/She should have the physique of Austin Powers and the feet of a butterfly I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my socks. I know I’m not very cold in my picture, but it was taken 1000000 days ago, and I have since become more dry.
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Posted 3/6/09

milktea24 wrote:


What rules?

OH OMG I DIDNT NOTICE. OMG SORRY lemme redo it. D:

I enjoy long, sexy castles on the beach, getting killed in the rain and erotic encounters with speakers. I really like vodka mixed with money, and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to Jessica Simpson. I travel frequently, especially to Asia, when I am not busy with work; I work as a plumber I am looking for rainbows and beauty in the form of a chinese model. He/She should have the physique of Austin Powers and the feet of a butterfly I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my socks. I know I’m not very cold in my picture, but it was taken 1000000 days ago, and I have since become more dry.


yayy!! i like this one hehe good job!!
G G!!
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Posted 3/7/09
I enjoy long, sexy CAR on the beach, getting HIT in the rain and erotic encounters with CHICKENS. I really like vodka mixed with SOY SAUCE , and romantic, candle-lit dinners. I am well-read and well-informed from Dr. Seuss to BEYONCE. I travel frequently, especially to TOKYO , when I am not busy with work; I work as a DOCTOR I am looking for WHORE and beauty in the form of a MEXICAN model. He/She should have the physique of ZAC Efron and the LEG of COW. I would prefer if he/she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my HOUSE. I know I’m not very FAT in my picture, but it was taken 365 days ago, and I have since become more PRETTIER.
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