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Posted 12/17/07 , edited 12/17/07
i started it because i always love a good joke so reply with the best or the worst, don't matter k.

i know theres another but still, seeing how no one else rights in it, why not start a new one.

I'll start it and this is what you call a classic joke, its been around for who knows how long.

there ones was an american a Mexican and a chines guy, and they where climbing a mountain. when they reached the top, they where amazed at the view. then suddenly a giene pops in front of them and tells them, " for reaching the top of the mountain i will grant you one wish each but for it to come true, you have to jump off the edge of the mountain and scream what you want and you will fall on top of it". the three of them where all excited so the american gos first. he starts running jumps and screams money, and he falls on top of a mountain of money of every kind. big bills, small bills and money from around the world. then the Mexican starts to run, jumps and screams girls, and he fell in to a mountain of every kind, fat, thin, beautiful and ugly girls. last but not least, the chines guy was so excited so he thinks and says, i know what to say, so he starts to run, slips and says shet, and falls on to a mountain of shet. hehehe
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Posted 12/17/07
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=1671 not gonna say anymore.
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Posted 12/17/07
there ones was a man that had such a harry ass and had so much gas he farts a lot too, the hairs where so long and thick and the gas so strong, so one day he sat down and put the hairs behind him and farted and died, people found out it was because he was wiped to death hehehe
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Posted 12/17/07
patient:doctor,after I get my glasses,will i get to read?
doctor:indeed you will.
patient:great.I could never read before
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Posted 12/17/07
What do you call when the dog falls?

answer: DOG

hahaha....no sense huh? but i'm laughing...hahahaha
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Posted 12/17/07
Yo mama is so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed.
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Yo mama is so fat her intestinal track is great wall of china..

knock knock.
who's there?
boo
boo who?
cry baby..
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Posted 12/17/07
"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”

i apologize to all the black and gay ppl
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Posted 12/17/07
General Jokes Thread
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=1671


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