What would you do if you met Ueda?

Okay imagine this...
You're walking along (*wherever you live)
Same life, same sceanery... When OOF! someone crashes into you!!

You rub your head in pain, wanting to curse them, when he said "Let me help you up" (*in wateva langugae, remember i said IMAGINE)

You are angry and grab their hand tightly and tugging it down hard, almost making them fall.Looking up smirking, you suddenly realize its.... UEDA TATSUYA!!
You stand there, shocked, and he smiles...

Now

What would YOU do?

Also think of it as your ONLY chance in a LIFETIME to meet him and you will never see him again so you'd wanna make a impression right?

Firstly, I think I will be like "OMG You're Ueda, give me your autograph!"
or..... I could just faint and laugh maniacly....:P

WAHHHH if ONLY this happened...

If this would have happend to me it will go likes this...

I'm walking at the sidewalk let's say in Japan (lol), heading to the park. And of course as you say, same life and all. And then as you said someone came and bumped at me accidentally.

So I rub my head in pain, and about to curse them until he said "Let me help you up" is English (if ever). So, I'm still a bit angry that he bumped into me until as you said that it was Ueda Tatsuya! (kya!!) So, as I find out that it was him I would probably faint and he would probably catch me after I looked so shock and after he smiled I would faint. (i guess..)

Then after I wake up he might be there right beside me and helps me up and walks me home (wherever may that be in japan...) and then he would say sorry again and he would help me walk towards the front the door until he says that he has to go and then he leaves.

So I would be probably be shocked and I would really faint if I ever met him. (which I doubt that I will)
And this really came from my imagination...

I would just ask him If I could kiss him and I would quickly kiss him on the lips and then photograph... I will never have a chance with him, so instead of asking for stupid useless autographs, I rather have a kiss.

Faint, after blushing really hard.... then when I wake up i'll....

mmm.... if such thing would happen...
option1: I think I would be so speachless that I would say only stupid things like "er....ehh... you..... ahhhh!!!... hum...." and so on....
option2: I would faint.
option3: I would hug him with all my strength!!!! xD (and then he would run away scared to death of the crazy girl he met in the street xD xD)

Die. DEAD. ON THE FLOOR WHEREVER I AM.
XD
or most likely blush like mad and stutter and not move for hours traumatized that I saw my love XD

or my last option....actually try to talk to him (since i am a talkitive person ROFL)

yes I can't spell talkitive...sue me xp XD

faint or be so shocked that I would die

or something like that ^^

My Realistic Options:

1. Start to violently hyperventilate and start crying, not saying a word. Breaking into hysterics.
2. Hardly breathing, get up, and never let go of his hand, accept his apology, stutter through talking to him, feel happy.
3. Option 2, but more fangirl. I'd ask for a photo or a bottle of water or something.

All these options are very possible, meeting him, however, is not likely. But of course if I'd never see him again, I'd wrap my arms around his pretty neck and steal a kiss, and watch him run away.

if i were to meet him like tht i wud....take his hand (as calmy as possible) and thnk him then offer im a drink in return ..... then go to have one and become frends......but tht wud never happen

as a fangirl: id be speechless!! and look like this

Hopefully I would be so calm and charming that he desperately wants 2 b friends (at least) but seeing as i am rather obsessive i doubt i could manage that

More likely hug him and not let go until I could have a nice cage erected in my house, big enough for the rest of KAT-TUN as well (collect the set!).

So basically eveyone would either
1. Faint/DiexD
2. Hug/Kiss
3. Speechless

i am not too sure, but this would be how i want to be happening.....

i wont know what i can say (too shocked and happy to say anything, and of course i wouldnt want to say anything wrong in front of him><) maybe i will just smile *shyly* and say hi, and tell him my name, and also how much i fancy him.....I do hope i have a camera with me at that time*......

and yep when i bump into him, i imagine myself holding a pile of books, so he can help me to pick those books together and we can return those books together to the library* and since he feels sorry for what he has done, he asks me whether it's possible to have something to drink at a cafe on the way home...........so i can get to know a bit more about him....

it would be great if at the end he can give me a small hug* like the hug he gave Megumi when he went on a date with her* (i dont wanna ask for more from him) and maybe me his autography^-^ then before i leave i would say to him that i would always support him (and KAT-TUN)

~dreaming~

i would faint ahahaha jk..
say hi and talk for awhile(if he want :D)...

First I wouldn't be really mad to begin with, cause I'm really clumsy so me falling isn't anything big. I'd probably end up taking his hand and awkwardly getting up while staring into his eyes and possibly saying something stupid or stuttering. <3

i would probably try to keep my cool and ask him if i can take a picture with him or i would start screaming.