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If you were in a gas station, was on the verge of dying, and had only $1 in ur pocket, what would u buy?
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Posted 2/12/09

CptJackSwallows wrote:

bubblegum



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Posted 2/12/09
this is an old joke.



you buy lifesavers.
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the mature and realistic answer would be to do nothing with the dollar and shout or call for help, if the guy on the counter doesnt help you then damn him.
Posted 2/12/09
I`ll just give up.
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Posted 2/12/09 , edited 2/12/09
if i was about to die why would i buy something it would be easier just to take it :P(take the lifesavers......and chocolate)
Posted 2/12/09
You cant buy shit for a dollar anymore.
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Posted 2/12/09
I think i'll keep my dollar
Posted 2/12/09
Lollipop!
Posted 2/12/09 , edited 2/12/09
But wait a second, hopefully the person that sees me dying at the gas station would be greatful enough to call for help. If not I can use that dollar to use a payphone to call the damn ambulance myself, and if that doesn't come in time I'll just eat a chocolate bar while I wait for death.
Posted 2/12/09
Eat it....psh i'm not dying alone that shit is going with me.
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Posted 2/12/09
This is an old school joke when life savers used to be popular.

If you were about to die, you would buy a life saver, get it?
Posted 2/12/09
I wouldn't buy anything. I would write a will, saying im giving my dollar to my dog.
Posted 2/12/09
I'd by coffee so I don't have to sleep.
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2! 50Ct snikers
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Posted 2/12/09
change it for quarters
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