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9-year-old writes dating book
Posted 2/16/09 , edited 2/16/09
He can only get girls who are into movies with just that
Shallow thinking...
But what should I expect from a 9 year-old?

Keep up the good work kid
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Posted 2/16/09
o god.. kids grow up so fast these days..
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23 / F / Anime world...
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Posted 2/16/09
What does a freaking 9 year old know?
Oh well, maybe desperate guys might use actually use it?!
But seriously, I don't think 9 year old should even know anything bout dating & stuff like that...
Posted 2/16/09
Wtf?
I just made one.
I call it "SeductiveGerbil's guide to getting your penis touched"

For guys.

Step 1

Ok.
Here's what you do.
Approach a girl. (make sure that you aren't friends with her)
Tell her that she looks like some hot celeb.
Ask if she's related.
Wait for blush.
Continue asking her things. (try shopping advice)
Mention her sister or best friend for a millisecond.
WARNING
If you over do the mentioning by over a second, your fucked.
Turn the attention back on her.
Ask her out to lunch or movie. (make sure that the movie has no sex scenes, preferably horror)

Step 2

Now, you have two options.

A. If you think that your more along the cute and sensitive part (gay) then you pretend that this is your first date (and it probably is since your actually reading this) and wander around.

B. If you think that your attractive due to your masculinity (your not), have a few of your buddies rape her.

Step 3.

Stop reading this guide.

For Girls.

Step 1.

Eat a tapeworm.

Step 2.

Stuff your bra with sponges.

Step 3.
Stop reading this guide.

Rare-species.

Choco-whores.

Step 1.

Buy like 5 of those $10 chocolates from godiva.

Step 2.

Stop reading this guide.

Bisexuals.


Bisexuals usually prefer one sex over the other even though they are bisexual.

Step 1.

Find out which one it is they prefer.

Step 2.

Remember that even bisexuals aren't all fans of threesomes. Get a new fantasy.

Step 3. Stop reading this guide.

Note:
The guide above may lead to rape, unintended BDSM situations, death and mutilation.

SeductiveGerbil cannot be held responsible for any shit inspired by this guide.
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Posted 2/22/09
good luck with that
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30 / F / over the rainbow
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Posted 2/22/09
....okay..
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Posted 2/22/09
....okay..
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Posted 2/22/09
9 year olds know nothing about dating.

Hell, even most 17-year-olds don't know half as much as they think they do.
Posted 2/22/09
wow
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Posted 2/22/09
Hahahaha Yeah.. I read about this a long time ago.
Posted 2/22/09
i wouldnt take that boy's book serious. i bet most of the advice is just common sense. "dont hit a girl or she will hate you forever and call the cops" or "always pay at the movie theater".
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Posted 2/22/09
Hey,hey,hey whats the big deal about this my brother taught me how to date and talk to girls at age nine it's completely normal for boy's to know this.I know I was my brother taught me everything how to be a perfect man on a first date.Until now I'm doing just fine with the girl's I meet, but probaly going to stay with my currect girlfriend forever.

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Posted 2/22/09
awww how cute haha lol
Posted 2/22/09
holy fuck...thats crazy.....hmmm kids these days
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