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the "F*** my life" thread
Posted 2/14/09 , edited 2/14/09
there is a site for this

http://www.fmylife.com/

i wanna see people on heres ones

in fact i have one myself:

one time my friend was visiting and i was walking through the front room and tripped and my pants fell down which was quite embarrasing considering the friend wasd a girl
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Posted 2/14/09
Isn't it like WTF moments?

Anyway,
I was chatting to my friend online, I don't know what I was thinking...

He asked me if i was a 'Catholic.'
I asked him back, "Do you mean 'Catholic' like, Cat-holic? Like, addicted to cats?"

His like, "No... as in religion..."
"Ohhh........ SHIT!!!" I just died right there and then.

He just laughed his head off and tease me every time I see him or talk to him.


He went and told everyone too.
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I tripped. :P

OKAY, lame.
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.. hmmm.. i hugged the wrong person??? D=
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i have hugged / kicked/ hit the wrong person ... and just walked away like it was nothing like i do that all the time


i have triped going UP stairs

Posted 2/14/09
I sat on brown water somewhere and it looked like I had shit stains. I died inside that day.
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it was my first day in a new school.....
i was walkin' while looking at the school map in my hand, the next thing i know i tripped on mudd....a lot of mud
everyone around was laughing...... i even had to ask somebody where the bathroom was

som ppl in my classes were like, 'ooh weren't u the girl who fell'......i kept thinkin' holy shiit
Posted 2/14/09
i sometimes grab my friends ass when i see them in the hallway, (long story)

uhh accidently i grabbed some grade 7 ass

it was akward..... and im pretty sure they are all scared of me.
Posted 2/14/09
One time in 8th grade I tried to take off my jacket, but my sweater got caught and I basiclly flashed the whole hallway. I don't think anyone saw it though...
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i bent down to pick up the soap
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i don't wanna share there are too many fucky moments in my life >.<
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i look at the mirror and found out that the mustache is so damn ugly..... damned...
Posted 2/14/09
People think I'm always insane. Which is true.
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Posted 2/14/09 , edited 2/14/09
I really can't think of anything but I just wanted to say... that site is hilarious!

Didn't think reading about how other people have fucked up could make your day.
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