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Pretty lady..... but!
Posted 2/19/09 , edited 2/19/09


Did he shrunk his penis or cut it off?

Lol

It's gone. He's better than James Bond 007.

It's amazing that how fail James Bond is as a secret agent.
If he's a "secret" agent, how come every villain knows about him. What a bummer already.
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Posted 2/19/09

Paranormal_kawaii wrote:

Im actually not shocked...surprised, but not SHOCKED. Still,they look more like a girl than me! Also prettier than me!


no, they arnt prettier then you, they use lighting and make up to appear to enhance thier appearence, but your natural beauty out wieghs all of that. They dont look like that in real like ne way. peace over war
Posted 2/19/09

manzi wrote:

hmm... *muses* not bad.. not bad at all... *calls up gay friend* dansky there's still hope for you!


Would it be suck that you're starting to doubt every woman you see?
We can't just go directly to the person and ask "are u really a female?" without getting slap at the end.
Not to mention, because of the advancement of beauty products nowadays, concealing one's gender is kinda much more easier.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
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Posted 2/19/09

kyoukoujin wrote:


manzi wrote:

hmm... *muses* not bad.. not bad at all... *calls up gay friend* dansky there's still hope for you!


Would it be suck that you're starting to doubt every woman you see?
We can't just go directly to the person and ask "are u really a female?" without getting slap at the end.
Not to mention, because of the advancement of beauty products nowadays, concealing one's gender is kinda much more easier.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!


hey hey, all is not lost. If they keep thier penis's, you will find out about their little "secret" during your first intercourse, just go for the front end first, dont take no for an answer, at least see it.

if they cut off thier testicles, they wouldnt be able to have sex on the front end ne way, so your good either way. One thing a man cant hide and that is the thing that makes him a man.just never go for the ass first, and your fine. We guys will understand if u get intimate with one of those shemales, they r like ninjas, you wont know till after the fact. peace over war
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Posted 2/19/09
they're prettier than me =="
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Posted 2/19/09
wow!! so pretty...
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Posted 2/19/09
kinda expected this lol
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Posted 2/19/09

kyoukoujin wrote:

Would it be suck that you're starting to doubt every woman you see?
We can't just go directly to the person and ask "are u really a female?" without getting slap at the end.
Not to mention, because of the advancement of beauty products nowadays, concealing one's gender is kinda much more easier.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!


wahahahahaha! dude! that happened to boggie when he was in cebu! he and his buddies stalked this "hottie" only to be shocked by his manly voice
Posted 2/19/09 , edited 2/19/09

JJT2 wrote:


kyoukoujin wrote:


manzi wrote:

hmm... *muses* not bad.. not bad at all... *calls up gay friend* dansky there's still hope for you!


Would it be suck that you're starting to doubt every woman you see?
We can't just go directly to the person and ask "are u really a female?" without getting slap at the end.
Not to mention, because of the advancement of beauty products nowadays, concealing one's gender is kinda much more easier.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!


hey hey, all is not lost. If they keep thier penis's, you will find out about their little "secret" during your first intercourse, just go for the front end first, dont take no for an answer, at least see it.

if they cut off thier testicles, they wouldnt be able to have sex on the front end ne way, so your good either way. One thing a man cant hide and that is the thing that makes him a man.just never go for the ass first, and your fine. We guys will understand if u get intimate with one of those shemales, they r like ninjas, you wont know till after the fact. peace over war


****screeeeeeeeeecccccccccchhhh!!!**** **car crashes**

Are u kidding me??!!!

Do we have to wait till intercourse begins?

You know intercourse is not just "let's do it!"

There is a stimulation.
Stimulation makes us want to start an intercourse.

So, you sit there waiting for her [him] to take it off, while, at the same time, you're getting arouse as inch by inch of fabric slips off.
Then, BAM!!!! You hit a wall! Like a dear on headlights.
The "her" is a "he." Another penis that u did not expect to see just appeared in front of you.

Your mojo instantly loses its pride and gone sloppy. Not to mention, think about how super arouse you were before you realized the sad truth.



There's a movie about this particular moment. They shown and criticized it on VH1 "I Love the 80s, 90s, whatever."
Too bad I don't know the name of the movie.
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Posted 2/19/09

JJT2 wrote:


Paranormal_kawaii wrote:

Im actually not shocked...surprised, but not SHOCKED. Still,they look more like a girl than me! Also prettier than me!


no, they arnt prettier then you, they use lighting and make up to appear to enhance thier appearence, but your natural beauty out wieghs all of that. They dont look like that in real like ne way. peace over war


AWW! Thank u! I give u a hug and a cookie!^^...still, I admit, I was fooled the first time i saw the pics
Posted 2/19/09

manzi wrote:


kyoukoujin wrote:

Would it be suck that you're starting to doubt every woman you see?
We can't just go directly to the person and ask "are u really a female?" without getting slap at the end.
Not to mention, because of the advancement of beauty products nowadays, concealing one's gender is kinda much more easier.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!


wahahahahaha! dude! that happened to boggie when he was in cebu! he and his buddies stalked this "hottie" only to be shocked by his manly voice


Yeah!! He mentioned that to me before!! hahahaha
That was a sick burn!! xD

It's okay to "hit on" a tomboy. It's still a girl.
(note: preferred tomboys that still look very feminine, not the ones who almost looked like a guy. hahaha)

I don't know about lesbians or bi though. It's too much competition for me. hahaha
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Posted 2/19/09
damn they look really cute too
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Posted 2/19/09
Not very attractive.
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Posted 2/19/09

kyoukoujin wrote:

It's okay to "hit on" a tomboy. It's still a girl.
(note: preferred tomboys that still look very feminine, not the ones who almost looked like a guy. hahaha)

I don't know about lesbians or bi though. It's too much competition for me. hahaha


girly tomboys are cute.. lesbians hot, bisexual chicks hotter.. but like you said too much competition..

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i'm quite sanitized by news like this.. so it doesn't come as a surprise actually..
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