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Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration
Posted 2/20/09
sh*t that must hurt o___o
Posted 2/20/09
That's very sad. I can just imagine him trying to call his dad and dying a slow, painful death. =,\
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Posted 2/20/09
this is a freakin lie to scare ur pants off cose...
1.if it exploded it WONT GO UP!!! the less armored part is the bottom so it will go down
2.80kg isn't heavy enough to do that my bros 90kg and he jumps on it like a trampoline NOTHINGS WRONG, maybe he was humping....
3.come on LOOK AT THE PICTURE if it exploded up the cloth wont be riped outwards if it did it exploded side ways
4.there is only 1% chance of that heppening
5.even if it exploded up a wave of air will blow away the boy as said "pressurised gas"
6.YES THIS CHAIR IS FROM IKEA THE BUDGET CHAIR OF DOOM MUAHAHAHA
7.if that would heppen u think the goverment allow it? btw the PM sits on one too get real
8.its riged cose if it were true 85% of the blow goes to the wood bellow and rest will be taken by the cloth so u only have a sore butt nothing else U WONT DIE
9.how i know? well cose it heppened to me once stupid class mate riged th chair to exlode when teacher sits on it insted i sat on it and it exploded i cannot sit for 2 days i went back 2 days latter and penetrated his hole with a pencil, nothing hepened too (i did not pull down his pants only made him sit on it) no one was hurt or what so ever

i conclude that this is just a fake story =) belive it now? myth owned~~~~~
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Posted 2/20/09
*shakes head* cant say anythin
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Posted 2/20/09
O _ O . . . Shit . . . .
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M / ♪ ♫ ☼ england
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Posted 2/20/09
fuckinggg hell
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F / シンガポール。
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Posted 2/20/09
Ohemgee. What a screwed up chair.
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Posted 2/20/09
i'll just use my laptop on the bed... hmm, do beds explode too?
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Posted 2/20/09
that was not fun
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Posted 2/20/09
So tragic yet so strange
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22 / F / Arizona
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Posted 2/20/09
Painful.. It really just hurts reading it. May he rest in peace.

What an embarrassing way to die..
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19 / F / Canada♥
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Posted 2/20/09
Good thing i don't use those kind of chairs ; D
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74 / M / UK
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Posted 2/20/09
im sitting on those sort of chairs right now! i dnt want anything gettin up my ass!
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Posted 2/20/09
OMG o.o
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25 / F / next to you
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Posted 2/20/09
he just got analized the wrong way LOL
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