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Posted 2/22/09 , edited 7/16/09


You...you were once a nice bread cutting knife...what happened? Now you stalk little kids (kinnie), and attempt to stab them T^T..WHY OH WHY KITCHEN KNIFE!?
*Deep voice*: BECAUSE...I AM YOUR FAAAAAAATHEEEEEEERR!!!!!




Chapta [1]~ STALKER?! D:
I, Kitchen knife ish one bad knife, And I don't care!! You know why??? Cuz, I AM YOUR FATHER! YUP, that's right. YOUR FATHER!!! "Yoooo homeyyy, your talkin!?" Kinnie freaks out, cutting some cheese in HER kitchen. "You bet monkey-face." Knife replies.

[ THE NEXT DAY...... ]


Embie&Lunie&Angelo&Toru: "THE ___?! KINNIE, A KITCHEN KNIFE ISH AFTER JOOH !? D: THAT'S TERRIBLE!" Said all four friends at the same time, weirdly enough. Kinnie sniffed and put her face in a tissue, "Y-yeahhhhhhh! T.T" Kokochan appeared out of thin air and patted Kinnie on the back, "There...there...I'm sure it just loves you." Kinnie gave a bewildered look, "LOVES ME!? I DON'T CARE! IT WANTS TO CUUTTT ME INTO LITTLE TINYYYY PIECES!" Kokochan frowned along with everyone else. "It's just that...WHY WOULD A TALKING-KNIFE STALK A 13 YEAR OLD!?" She asked wide eyed and blowing in her tissue. Kokochan handed the whole tissue box to Kinnie, "I'll protect you!" Kokochan said bravely, everyone stared widely at her ambition. "I'll do it too!" Embie included herself. "ME TOO!" Lunie also did. "MEEE TEWWW!" Toru also wanted to be in on it. "...May I please be included too?" Angelo sniffed.
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Posted 2/22/09
wAHHHH? IM BEING STALKED BY A KNIFE? O_O -scaredly looks behind me to see a knife- OMFG T.T -runs-
Posted 2/22/09

WAMAHAHAHAHAHAH -evil laugh contiuned througout tha world >=]-
I AM UR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2/22/09
nuh uh my daddy is busy o.o....and...-pokes the evil laughing machine that's making the evil laugh go through the world- WHAT'S THIS? -accidently breaks it=- o-o....-runs away-
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Posted 2/22/09
You're not my father!
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Posted 2/22/09
Oh Wow xD
Nice guys!
I want MORE!!

*looks at kitchen knife*
P- pa- PAPA?!?! *sniff*
I missed you!!
*slow mo beach running toward each other scene with the knife* DADDY!!!!!
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Posted 2/22/09
*does the Caramelldansen in front of the knife*
Hehehe, Caramelldansen..........
Posted 2/22/09
wut is tha C word angelo???
-dies cuzz of angelo's BIG vocab-
OMGG EMBIE WHERE YU BEEN T.T
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:3
soooo its a dance ?
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Posted 2/22/09
Yes, and a funny one at that. I mean, it's not just the name that is funny, but also the dance itself and the music!
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Posted 2/24/09
I was gone O.O
Too busy to get online at the time >.<
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Posted 7/15/09
KOKO-CHAN YOU NEEDA UPDATE THISSSSSS D:<
^^ have a nice day :3
Posted 7/15/09 , edited 7/16/09
............^^
updated >=]
NOW, update YOUR father storieeeee! OvO
Posted 11/15/10
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO. You never stop amazing me porno chicken lady XDDD
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