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You Woke Up And There's A...
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Posted 2/24/09
^ LOL!!

I'll scream and spit it out and scream again. Kill it. And scream again.

^_^
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76 / F / Barking
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Die from shock...hopefully
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hiding under you'...
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me:
*flails arm in the air n runs in a circle like a psycho maniac* ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *passes out* .................*wakes up* ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*......................*wake up* (repeating it over n over again)
Posted 2/24/09
Eat it
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26 / F
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Posted 2/24/09

Chance16 wrote:

sneeze it off


but you'd have to inhale first to be able to sneeze, therefore the spider would be in your mouth by the time ur sneeze comes around, and you'd be speeding the progress up because you are sucking him in.
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26 / F / United States
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Posted 2/24/09
sit up, lean/hunch over and take it out.
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26 / M / Within the remnan...
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Posted 2/24/09
most likely not realize it, and when i sleep i'm told i move around frequently and what can often be described as "violently" somtimes. if somehow i could gather my sense and realize there was a spider on me, assuming it could stay on, i would just brush it off, i like spiders, they are quite lovable creatures that are fun to play with.
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M / Bay Area, CA
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Posted 2/24/09
get up quick and swipe that sucker off.
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24 / somewhere
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Posted 2/24/09
Scream, Cry, Hopefully die from shock, scream some more.. and cry..
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27 / M / The World That Wa...
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Posted 2/24/09
I would start by shitting my pants, I'd then either proceed down two routes; one being to scream like a girl and throw that motherfucking hairy bastard off me and stamp on it while it's on the floor (I'm not cruel, but when I'm scared I probably will be), the other route being, as a reaction to having something near my mouth, crunching on it...That's pretty vile I know, but that's reflexes for you.
Posted 2/24/09
I would get up and scream and then get the spider out.
But it would never happen to me cause i never sleep with my mouth open to let a spider in.
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21 / Bwah.
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Posted 2/24/09
Spit it out and kill it.

Brush my teeth massively.
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25 / F
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Posted 2/24/09
try to take it off.
Posted 2/24/09
thump it off my face & continue my morning routine
Posted 2/24/09 , edited 2/24/09
i'd scream with it in my mouth.
then id be like ew ew ew ew x100
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