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What was the funniest/strangest way u heard ppl die
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Posted 2/27/09
Interesting thread lol.
"Khandal Tripura, 35, of Chinchharipara village in Ramgararh district, Bangaldesh, caught a cobra on 20 July and started playing with it. The snake bit him on the hand, and in his anger he bit the snake's head. He died in hospital the next day. The snake also died. No word on whether they were buried together. Independant - 22 July 1998"
Yeah i like snakes but at 35 i think i would know that the damn snake was poisonous.
Posted 2/27/09
When I was told that Elvis died on the toilet. o__o
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Posted 2/28/09
When I hear someone die, I hear a weak yelp, then a lack of heart beat. This fact surmounts their beating heart. Once the body shuts down, I hear the bladder explode.
Posted 2/28/09
I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.
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Check out Darwin Awards...


(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

Wide-ranging Slashdot Discussion in which we learn that alcohol enemas are all around us! Apparently the alcohol absorbs more quickly through the capillary beds of the rectum, a fact exploited by many party animals."


More: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
Posted 2/28/09
laughin to hard.
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Posted 2/28/09
got behead by a roller-coaster after climbing into restricted area
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Spike_Of_Mars wrote:

I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.


Why would a sword swallower be swallowing an unbrella? o.O
Posted 2/28/09

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Spike_Of_Mars wrote:

I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.


Why would a sword swallower be swallowing an unbrella? o.O


They said he was "on the skids" and someone bet him to swallow an umbrella. He did and died... stupidly.
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Spike_Of_Mars wrote:


Amy_Autumn wrote:


Spike_Of_Mars wrote:

I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.


Why would a sword swallower be swallowing an unbrella? o.O


They said he was "on the skids" and someone bet him to swallow an umbrella. He did and died... stupidly.


Ohh
God Id hate to die by an umbrella :s
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Posted 2/28/09
What is up with all these death threads? Don't you people have something better to write about?
Posted 2/28/09 , edited 2/28/09

Spike_Of_Mars wrote:

I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.


it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot.

I knew carrots weren't good for you in any way, but how did she die? Did the carrot puncture something?
Posted 2/28/09

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Spike_Of_Mars wrote:

I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.


it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot.

I knew carrots weren't good for you in any way, but how did she die? Did the carrot puncture something?



Well, kinda. She peeled the carrot and a sharp edge caused a cut in her vagina causing an air embolism, and the motion of masturbation forced air into the laceration.
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Posted 2/28/09
The kid and the exploding chair.
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