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What was the funniest/strangest way u heard ppl die
Posted 2/28/09

Spike_Of_Mars wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:


Spike_Of_Mars wrote:

I was watching this show on SpikeTV called "1,000 Ways to Die" and it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot. It also featured this sword swallower at a circus who swallowed an umbrella and it released while in his throat. Those are pretty amazing.


it talked about a woman dying from masturbating with a carrot.

I knew carrots weren't good for you in any way, but how did she die? Did the carrot puncture something?



Well, kinda. She peeled the carrot and a sharp edge caused a cut in her vagina causing an air embolism, and the motion of masturbation forced air into the laceration.


Ouch.
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Posted 2/28/09
Someone died on the toilet eating a ham sandwich cuz it put too much strain on thier heart!!
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Posted 2/28/09 , edited 2/28/09
Death by Condom: http://newscoma.com/2008/09/22/death-by-condom/.

The woman attacked by a chimpanzee.

A person killed by Jesus, with help from Satan, and unfortunately, this did not make the papers.
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Oh& constipation. Aha.
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A man died cause his neighbors wife gave him oral..
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Super Mario gets killed by a turtle... "Mama Mia!"

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Posted 2/28/09
an old male ages 80 died in a motel because of sex with an 18 year old girl
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death isn't funny.........
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Having a heart attack during sex.
LOL.
Posted 2/28/09

kingdom93 wrote:

death isn't funny.........

agreed
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Posted 3/1/09
electrocuted or cutting wrist or drowning in a toilet bowl.
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Posted 3/1/09

animefan217 wrote:

Post all of them here

DONT COMPLAIN BOUT MY THREAD CUSS IM RUNNIN OUT OF TOPICS I GUESS THIS IS A FILLER THREAD


Die playing World of Warcraft, this is a true story, some student in China was very obsessed with WOW and spend long hours playing the MMORPG, he neglectd his body, not meeting it's phyiscal or nutrient needs, which eventully led to a body failure, he was discovered by neighbours as his body rot, lay dead in front of his game. We will remember him as a hero who sacrifice his life playing W.O.W.
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Posted 3/1/09 , edited 3/1/09
some asian guy played WOW without sleeping for 3 days

LOLOL

edit: oh wtf i just read the post above mine -.-
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Posted 3/1/09 , edited 3/1/09

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Interesting thread lol.
"Khandal Tripura, 35, of Chinchharipara village in Ramgararh district, Bangaldesh, caught a cobra on 20 July and started playing with it. The snake bit him on the hand, and in his anger he bit the snake's head. He died in hospital the next day. The snake also died. No word on whether they were buried together. Independant - 22 July 1998"
Yeah i like snakes but at 35 i think i would know that the damn snake was poisonous.


and in his anger he bit the snake's head

LMFAOOOO
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Posted 3/1/09

qwertyuiopz wrote:


FadingWhisper wrote:

Interesting thread lol.
"Khandal Tripura, 35, of Chinchharipara village in Ramgararh district, Bangaldesh, caught a cobra on 20 July and started playing with it. The snake bit him on the hand, and in his anger he bit the snake's head. He died in hospital the next day. The snake also died. No word on whether they were buried together. Independant - 22 July 1998"
Yeah i like snakes but at 35 i think i would know that the damn snake was poisonous.


and in his anger he bit the snake's head

LMFAOOOO


Haha yea ik! I laughed for about 5 minutes after reading that then i told my little sister and laughed some more.
I guess instead of tending to his hand he tended to biting the snake first..lol..
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Posted 3/2/09
lady was chasing a feather...and fell off a cliff
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