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Posted 3/3/09
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,

yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned

for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,

"You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as her

heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."




Now the next one give a comment and post a joke
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Posted 3/3/09
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


poOoOor woman


ammmm





i have a joke......


a woman from sudan dreamt of a car full of char she asked the wise man and he told her: that's the groom and his family..........





hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



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Posted 3/3/09
Poor women ...

How could sh handel this man 4 along time..

She s strong women..

But .......................................................
that man he s really a bad luck 4 her ..
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Posted 3/3/09
ahahahah co00o0ooll comments............ ..
actually i think bez she had to stay with him .......
.after all she was a bad luck 4 him ......
.so he had to revange from her hahahah. ..
so i think they suit each other nihahahhah
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Posted 3/3/09
she realy strong if i were in her postion listen i would slap him
loooool
evil person
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Posted 3/3/09
hahahahahahahahahaha nice joke
this man has a snake in his stomach as some people say


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Posted 3/8/09
I hope that u will like it..

"Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet"




If u r married just stay away from troubles.. to live a happy life
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Posted 3/8/09
well, the boy is lying....or maybe he is crazy....how can someone be free from problems.....but the girl's respond was funny...ha ha ha
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Posted 3/15/09
Here is some jokes about teacher and I hope that u will like it ..


TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : George!




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Posted 4/2/09 , edited 4/2/09
i have some jokes hope u like it

It's time to go to school
One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school."
"I don't want to go to school," the son replied.
His mother said, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
"Not good enough," the mother replied.
"Fine," the son said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school."
"One, you're 50 years old. Two, you're the principal of the school."

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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love


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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: I will go crazy!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Crazy People can do anything !
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Posted 4/5/09
Ha ha ha I like them all
but the best one is the third one, becouse he didn't recognaiz that he is also an idiot man
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