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Never Trust Online Dating
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
I read it..though...he said he called her before, shouldn't he have realize her voice when he called her? so i'm guessing this is a fake story...but still, it's possible. But also, there might actually be some good/okout there..but your going to have to take risk if you want to meet them...but still, I will never trust online dating..
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n_n303 wrote:

i didnt bother reading your story because its too long and im too lazy, and ill just say write my opinion on online dating...

i think only ugly people online date because they cant get real dates in real life, and never trust pictures because people edit OR put really really nice pictures of themselves (sometimes the one that dont even look like them)


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ok so i finally read it and it was hilarious!! XD...and thats why you never online date, because most of those people on there are too ugly to date in real life.
Lol yea me too about the lazy thing but I dnt think you should trust it unless you guys have been talkin for a while and I mean more than 3 years lol. I've spoken to a guy ont he net for 3 years and he doesn't know my last name...or my middle. It's all about the trust but I dnt recommend it


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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08

Kenshin1986 wrote:
either way i know it was but it still stated a question which some people would also believe that why didn't he notice it. I just explain it for the public.

And no haha he stated it at the beginning, thus thats why i said did u read it from bottom up.


Yes because 10 pages of responses from now that person who might think to ask, who probably doesn't exist, is going to look back through all the other pages...

I'm done...



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erm....is it a ghost story......haha...lolz quite scary
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lol that was hilarious
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Heres a story i was reading on another forum. I guarantee u, this story will make u LOL, LMFAO and ROFL.... Enjoy.


I haven't tried online dating before, a friend of mine recommended me to try it he found him self a good-looking girlfriend, so I gave it a shot and went to looking around at Myspace. While searching around the web page I saw this girl's profile and she looks pretty hot in all her picture. So I talked to her over a period of a few weeks, getting to know her. Telling myself hell yea!! I’m going to get me some booty!! Grinning and giggling at the same time, because she looked incredibility hot and I thought to myself why “Didn't tried online dating before?”

I called her on the phone and decided to meet up. She wanted to go see a scary movie. I was like ok, cool, I guess I can let her hug me when it gets scary laughing to myself. So naive of me, what was I thinking. The only person that is going to be scared was myself. I went to the theater, tried to look around for my dream girl and couldn't find her. So I text her and all along she was standing right in front of me looking and holding her giant size diet coke. Oh my f**k God, I was scared straight, I'm never ever trusting a picture ever again unless they got web-cam!!

Standing before me was a behemoth (be-he-moth) the size of purple Barney. The moment she spoke to me I knew I was in some deep sh**. It was a deep husky man voice with a vibration sonic boom. She asked where I parked and I pointed to my car, which was right in front of the theater. My legs were about to collapse from her voice. I stood straight looking at Goliath who towered before me, I felt like David staring at this beast. She looked at me in the eyes and gazed at me like I'm a prey. My eyes were wondering left and right trying to look for an escape route. I knew this was going to be a long and troubling night.

She took two steps forwards and I took two steps back. She said “Come here let me give you a hug”, smiling at me with a gaping tooth. She tried to move her huge arms towards me and her fat fingers were digging against my arms. It felt like a Superman being torched with kryptonite, my body felt really weak and my legs shivered. I told her “I can't go in because I got oil on my shirt from working on a car”. I had on a black shirt but I looked spotless and smelled good, I knew she smelled my lied.

She asked if I was ready to watch the movie, I said, “I forgot my wallet at home.” The beast pulled out two tickets smiling at me and said, “Don't worry I got two tickets already.” I wasn't for sure how to escape so I went inside the movie with her. Sat down and I can't believe it's love seats. She almost took up both sides of the seat, I sat there feeling trapped in the little corner of the seat. There was a reeking smell coming from her. It smelled like rotting flesh and the stench of death. I couldn't handle it but I tried my best, my eye visions began to blur. All the strength in my body was drained. Fifteen minutes into the movie, Goliath kept grabbing and squeezing me every time there was a scary part or a suspense part in the movie. I felt like a piece of meat being abused and used. She was groping me and I was defending myself with all my might, brushing her hands away every time she tried to reach down south or the mommy & daddy button.

Finally I gathered enough courage and told her “I need to go to the bathroom.” She sensed my escape and tried to hold me down. Saying she wants to go to the bathroom also. I said, “Well I need to go really badly”, I got up and ran down the flights of stairs. Not daring to look back at all. Running as fast as I can to my car. People were staring at me like I was a crazed man. I hop in the car and the engine wouldn't start. I'm thinking to myself oh sh*t no, please don' t let this happen! I kept trying and trying, I looked over my shoulder at the front of the theater and I see behemoth walking out and running towards my car. One two one two, the closer she got. The sudden, a big roar came from the engine the car has finally started, I drove off as fast as I could. I was so scared I almost hit a pedestrian while speeding out of the parking lot. Never ever again will I let this happen to me. After the great escape I said to myself, “Man, ain’t that a b****.”


HOLY FUCKED THAT MADE ME LAUGHS!!!

serously i don't care about online dating few of my friends (who aren't anymore) used to date online well...not using online dating but more like....myspace popular type meeting...back then it was ASIANAVENUE (don't know if you guys / gurls used this site) it was popular and let me tell you this i was hook~ and yeah few peeps told me they met their boyfriends/gurlfriends from that site so i didn't care and personally i would ask the peeps used the webcam =] (sometimes they can used a really good excuses "i don't have one") hahahaa i have one..but it friggin blur me ~_~ gotta buy a new one...btw posting a fake pictures and lying...is really fuckin stupid...
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was that really necessary
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lol this was pretty funny but seems over exagerated

(i can't help feeling sorry for the girl tho)
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
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LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHA XDDD
WOW! Doode...
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
hey don't you guys lied to yourself don't tell me u guys wouldn't run away also
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Jeez, that man in the story is in a real trouble.. But girls will never regret online dating with me.. Joke!!!
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
Whether the story is true or fake, hell ... it was hilarious indeed.
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
well i just hoped that this teach you guys/gurls a lesson =]
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
HAHA the story is lame..
Its NOT ok for online dating.
My friend was cheated once with a super ugly guy tt is just desperate for sex..
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Posted 12/19/07 , edited 4/14/08
^that it just so gross...tell us more please~
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