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Posted 3/3/09


Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday




Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?



'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
Doctor: 'Next, please.'





Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."



The doctor said to this chap, 'I'm afraid you've only got five minutes left to live.'
The chap said, 'Doctor that's terrible. What can you do for me?'
The doctor said, 'I'll boil you an egg if you like.'




Doctor to Patient: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: The good news, please.
Doctor: The good news is that you have only twentyfour hours to live.
Patient: If that's the good news, what's the bad news?
Doctor: I should have told you yesterday




I hope u will like it!!


Posted 3/3/09
hahahahhah co0o0o0o0000000000000000ll . ......nice stories ..
i will try to find storied and post it her ..................
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Posted 3/4/09
Thankx dear 4 these nice jokes ,,

but the most I like it is the last one..



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Posted 3/7/09
hello girls , wats up ...
i like jokes but im more into romance

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An old man goes to his doctor

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his left leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can't come up with any possible explanation for the pain.

The doctor hands the patient his bill and says, "I'm sorry, but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age, there's nothing I can do about it."

The old man replies with a look of disbelief, "That's impossible! It is illogical! That just can't be!"

The doctor says, "What do you mean? I'm the expert here; if you know so much, how can you say it's NOT old age?"

The patient answers, "I'm no doctor, but it doesn't take a medical degree to tell that your diagnosis is wrong. Clearly you're mistaken. After all, my right leg feels just fine."

"So what?" says the doctor in a bit of a professional huff, "What difference does that make?"

"Well the right one doesn't hurt a bit, and it's exactly the SAME AGE!"



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Here is another story ,, but it is not about doctors..

"A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and asked him, "Excuse me.
Do you know what the time is?" The tramp replied, "I'm sorry - I don't have a watch, so I don't know the time."

The man apologised for waking the tramp and the couple walked away.

The tramp lay down again, and after a few minutes went back to sleep. Just then, a woman, who was out walking her dog, shook the tramp's shoulder until he woke up again.

The woman said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, but I'm afraid I've lost my watch - do you happen to know the time?" The tramp was a little annoyed at being woken up again, but he politely told the woman that he didn't have a watch and didn't know the time.

After the woman had gone, the tramp had an idea.

He opened the bag that contained all his possessions and got out a pen, a piece of paper and some string. On the paper, he wrote down, 'I do not have a watch. I do not know the time'.

He then hung the paper round his neck and eventually dropped off again.

After about 15 minutes, a policeman who was walking through the park noticed the tramp asleep on the bench, and the sign around his neck.

He woke the tramp up and said, "I read your sign. I thought you'd like to know that it's 2:30 p.m."



OoOh poor man ,, ne can't sleep just because of u silly clok..


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Patient to the doctor, 'Whenever i drink coffee, i have this sharp, excruciating pain.
doctor : ''Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking,'

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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didnt the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now i see the spots much clearer
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'Doctor, are you sure i'm suffering from pnuemonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pnuemonia and finally dieing of typhus.
doctor :''Dont worry, it wont happen with me, if i treat someone with pnuemonia he will die with pnuemonia.'


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Posted 4/5/09
Hallo every one , how r u ..
Thanxx kanea for these nice jokes but the one that i like is the 2nd one..

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