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What is politics?
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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peep-hole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."


I don't know about you guys, but I think it describes politics rather accurately.


Anyone agree, or disagree? Please elaborate on why.
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I think that kid is wise beyond his years.
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i say it's dirty business
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Why do you say that?
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What about Granny? Who is screwing Grandma? O.o?
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macphapie wrote:

What about Granny? Who is screwing Grandma? O.o?


Granny is getting screwed by her son in law/son.
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ShroomInferno wrote:


macphapie wrote:

What about Granny? Who is screwing Grandma? O.o?


Granny is getting screwed by her son in law/son.


What about the dog? Incestful Orgy FTW!
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ahaha..
idk much about wat politics is..
i knoe its importnt but i hate it..
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That kinda sounds like a joke!

It reminds me of Batman Kid.


I guess that's away to put it...
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Thats one way of explaining what politics is
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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peep-hole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."


I don't know about you guys, but I think it describes politics rather accurately.


Anyone agree, or disagree? Please elaborate on why. :)


"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."
Earnest Benn

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JJT2 wrote:

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."
Earnest Benn

peace over war


Nah, war over peace.


Too much peace dulls the body and mind. War cleanses away the lazy and impure! After all, laziness leads to wicked things!



Let us hope that the through means of war, we'll cleanse Earth of the parasites that infests our Great Society.

An Open Mind Is Like A Castle With Its Gates And Locks Unbarred.


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politics is shit. no matter what you do someone gets fucked over. in the end i would rather live in a capitalist country than anything else.
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azn099 wrote:

politics is shit. no matter what you do someone gets fucked over. in the end i would rather live in a capitalist country than anything else.


You realise that is why politics is so bad due to the capatalist system.
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good definition
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