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Rudest things your parents said to u?
Posted 3/7/09
Mom : You're not my child.Your an ugly piece of shit!
Me : Excuse me.I dont give a freakin crap!

Dad : What the fuck are you fighting about.
Mom : Tell your daughter to leave this house.NOW!

Me : *bitch slaps*

Mom : Did you just slap me?!
Me : ....Um..duh.

Dad : That is the most horny thing you ever did.*laughs*
Mom : *Pissed*

Mom: Oh dear lord,have mercy upon my soul.

( ..Phew...)
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22 / F / Peru
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Posted 3/7/09
My mom doesnt really say any rude things, she just mocks me.
I feel like hitting her when she does that but if i did my dad would beat the shit outta me...
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Posted 3/7/09
Me: Can I go hang out at a friends house?
Mom: Why are you interuppting me? *starts to hit with metal egg flipper*
Posted 3/7/09
Mom: when are you going to start studying?
Me: when are you going to find something else to do besides bitch at me?
Mom: i'm your mom, when are you going to wake the fuck up?

Mom: you son of a bitch
Me: in head ...wow, so you admit your a bitch?
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77 / F / Gwydion
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Posted 3/7/09
Mum : You think what I tell you to think!

Me :
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22 / F / under a rock
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Posted 3/7/09
dad: go screw a toilet
mom: ....BAI DEN KONJI BO MAMA ((i really don't want to translate that, it's stupid cuz she's talking about herself))
Posted 3/7/09 , edited 3/7/09
Dad&Mom: "You're so useless, Go Die!"
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34 / F / Canada
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Posted 3/7/09
Mom: You're fat
Me: we're the same weight, and i'm taller than you by like 5 inches..........
Mom: You're STILL fat, well, it's okay, but YOU CAN'T get any more fatter...

(me = 5'9, 130LBS. not THAT fat...)

Mom: dinner
Me: kay
Mom: DINNER
Me: okay
Mom: DINNER! COME OUT AND EAT IT OR ELSE PIGS GET IT
Me: okay
Mom: FOR GOD SAKES, COME AND EAT YOUR DINNER

and this is the part where I get pissed off =_=;
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Posted 3/7/09 , edited 3/7/09
My dad told me I was stupid in the 5th grade (its saying something because he's usually nice)

But the rude award goes to my bipolar mother.

"We found you in a dumpster." (when I was 4, and she still says it)
"You're so lazy, what guy would wanna marry you?" (LMAO.. this was said to me as a kid)
"Why were you born."
"What's wrong with your eyes, who's daughter are you! You don't have my eyes." (said to me yesterday)

So much more rude things she's said, she's obnoxious and even says bad things about strangers.

Oh, and I fondly remember she smacked me around with a broom, worst day of my life.
Meh, I still love my mom, I'll just blame it on her Asianess and bipolar disorder.


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76 / F / Barking
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Posted 3/7/09
I look skanky? or along those lines and I'm killing them and I'm a devil. Cause that won't fuck me up - OOPS TOO LATE!

my parents don't think before they speak so whatever.
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Posted 3/7/09

_Immanence_ wrote:

Grandma: Do you want to eat dinner right now?
Me: no.
Grandma: Fine then eat shit.

=O! She said that when I was 7.


LOL thats funny
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27 / M / UK
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Posted 3/7/09
Yeah mine WAS like that but they change when your older, for me anyway, for some reason i don't hate them anymore
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lmfa0!!!!!!!!!!!!! all yal stories are hilarious
my folks ahh too maany to name
0h ahm when i think rude i think of the time my mom told me she did it with my dad in back of the car where i F'N sit
I was like WTF i dont wanna know g0h traumatic sit in the front now
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