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Can you tell me the corniest joke that you've ever heard?
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Posted 3/6/09
This is the corniest joke ever....

Why did Bob throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

Why did Bob take his magic beans to the ballpark?
He wanted to see the Giants play.

Why didn't Bob open the refrigerator?
He was embarrassed to see the salad dressing.

Why did Bob jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway.

Where do elephants store their clothes?
In their trunks.

How can you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit card.

What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
It lets out a little whine.

How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

(..jSt repoRt this if this is a duPLicate..)
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Posted 3/6/09 , edited 3/6/09


Edit: Also, the guy on the right's name is Bob
Posted 3/6/09
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Posted 3/6/09
Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach.
Posted 3/6/09
i cant remember any of them, but read the jokes on popsicle sticks, they suck ><"
Posted 3/6/09
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers
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Posted 3/6/09
What are king Triton's maids called?

Mermaids.
Posted 3/13/09
your mom is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead just to "make-up" her mind
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Posted 3/13/09 , edited 3/13/09
what do you get when a seagull crosses the Hudson bay?


BAGEL XD
Posted 3/13/09
my friend told me this ....

why did the hen cross the road?

because she saw sum cock
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Posted 3/13/09
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side...


i dont get it...
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Posted 3/13/09
Sorry but I don't get this one...

Why Did the orange roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

-Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends


(Do I remember the joke right?) haha
Posted 3/13/09

macphapie wrote:



Edit: Also, the guy on the right's name is Bob

holy shit I'd hate to be around that guy
Um... I suck so bad at shitty jokes I don't even know any
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Posted 3/13/09
^I don't get it either, but I wouldn't kill you for it.
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Posted 3/13/09
Whats the largest size of bra???

- ze-bra..
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