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Phrases/keywords women use...
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for laughs, and partial seriousness.
actually, its pretty true.

PHRASES/keywords WOMEN USE.....

(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to No. 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever ').

(8) WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 3.

Warning: This may not apply to all women, so dont jump off the bridge if ur girl says "nothing" to you.

and to keep the thread going, besides commenting on the above paragraph, you can also answer the question " What things do you not like girls to say/talk about?"
you may tell us your experience, if you desire to do so.
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ehh what i dont want girl to say/talk about?
how fat they are
how ugly they are
how cute some guy is
and im too lazy to talk about all my experiences... =.=
srry terri-reesa ;P
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Do I look good/fat in this?

Probably the worst thing ever.
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I got to have that!
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Posted 3/7/09
So true
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LMFAOOOOO
the only one that applies to me is the first
regarding number 8. i don't say "whatever" but it sounds like something a perky girl would say
Posted 3/7/09 , edited 3/7/09

Teresa_Yuuki wrote:

for laughs, and partial seriousness.
actually, its pretty true.

PHRASES/keywords WOMEN USE.....

(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to No. 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever ').

(8) WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 3.

Warning: This may not apply to all women, so dont jump off the bridge if ur girl says "nothing" to you.

and to keep the thread going, besides commenting on the above paragraph, you can also answer the question " What things do you not like girls to say/talk about?"
you may tell us your experience, if you desire to do so.


Lol I like 4.

I think I've used 3 and 1 the most.



Posted 3/7/09
i lol'd XD

i hate it when they're asking ''Does this clothe looks good on me'', ''Do you think that I'm fat'', ''Am I better than your Ex''

''Does this clothe looks good on me''

If a girl ask you that, you have to answer yeah it does, and why?
Because they'll smack your face, if you said it's ugly =.=
(experienced it)

''Do you think that I'm fat''

If you answer no they'll say Don't lie, I'm fat
If you're saying yeah you're fat, they fucking kill you =.=

Personally i don't really care if you're fat or not so long i like her it's fine , but no every Ex i had, were nagging about it =.=

(experienced it)

''Am I better than your Ex''

I hate that question XD

almost every time i had a gf they were asking it .__.

If i say no they don't trust it

if i say yeah they dump me

(experienced it)
Posted 3/7/09

Baka-Master wrote:

i lol'd XD

i hate it when they're asking ''Does this clothe looks good on me'', ''Do you think that I'm fat'', ''Am I better than your Ex''

''Does this clothe looks good on me''

If a girl ask you that, you have to answer yeah it does, and why?
Because they'll smack your face, if you said it's ugly =.=
(experienced it)

''Do you think that I'm fat''

If you answer no they'll say Don't lie, I'm fat
If you're saying yeah you're fat, they fucking kill you =.=

Personally i don't really care if you're fat or not so long i like her it's fine , but no every Ex i had, were nagging about it =.=

(experienced it)

''Am I better than your Ex''

I hate that question XD

almost every time i had a gf they were asking it .__.

If i say no they don't trust it

if i say yeah they dump me

(experienced it)


oops..i asked someone close each one of those. >_>
Posted 3/7/09

flourlove wrote:


Baka-Master wrote:

i lol'd XD

i hate it when they're asking ''Does this clothe looks good on me'', ''Do you think that I'm fat'', ''Am I better than your Ex''

''Does this clothe looks good on me''

If a girl ask you that, you have to answer yeah it does, and why?
Because they'll smack your face, if you said it's ugly =.=
(experienced it)

''Do you think that I'm fat''

If you answer no they'll say Don't lie, I'm fat
If you're saying yeah you're fat, they fucking kill you =.=

Personally i don't really care if you're fat or not so long i like her it's fine , but no every Ex i had, were nagging about it =.=

(experienced it)

''Am I better than your Ex''

I hate that question XD

almost every time i had a gf they were asking it .__.

If i say no they don't trust it

if i say yeah they dump me

(experienced it)


oops..i asked someone close each one of those. >_>


I hope you didn't use domestic violence
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Posted 3/7/09
nevermind- when u tell a guy "hey, mm nevermind", they will think on what u were going 2 say
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Posted 3/7/09
i smiled at how true this is. =)
Posted 3/7/09
isn't this a keyword that women use too? >>>> MEN. (with matching )
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Posted 3/7/09
my girlfiriend always says idk or nothing to me a lot
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I tend to say this a lot " Oh no u didn't " in a girly way ...... T~T
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