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Tales of Crunchdom (part 1)
Posted 12/20/07
once upon a midnight, yondergo in the days of the "Before Time", a man came upon a box. This box seemed magical, with all its quirks and screws, and flashing lights. But nay, twas only his faithful companion, Celia. this young man asked Celia to do he a favor, and she complied, in the message of "hey dude, check this place out. www.crunchyroll.com" and thus became a legend. a man known throughout crunchdom...a man named Haddon.

It did not take long for Haddon to get noticed. with his crazy ideas and ingenious, yet overwhelmed, brain, he was a madcap amongst his sheep. He grew to stardom, with his ravings and his hatreds. his marijuana induced bouts were the talk of much jovious nature.

but all was not well in crunchdom, nay. for an evil force was brewing...a force which would consume the land. a force we know today as Theab Basjeffree. This power rose throughout the land, pretending its plans were of salvation and moral fortitude. it did not take but a year for the fall of Theab's constant shadow, with his ever-gazing Mid-Optics Developement Scouts.These Mios, we calls them, were to invade even the most hidden of places, seeking out misconduct. until one day, the Threrabs. The Threrabs founded a new shelter for Haddon and his forces, and those of his ilk and kin. In this new fortress in the ground, named Holius, Haddon, the Threrabs and his clansmen sat around a fire, speaking of their daily lives. This was a rare occasion, as most weary travelers of Crunchdom often stayed in Maynechatt, and would go about their business there. it was only in times of dire need that they would sneak back to Fort Holius. this was one such time.


"Dammit, Ji, i dont bloody care about Xeronit or Raynuss! all i care about is this fight underway! all i care about is getting out from under Theab! We must plan an offensive!"
"But my love...there is so little we can do. We Holiites are so few in number. what could we possibly to against his arms?"
"She is right, my King, We are unable to fight that force. and we rarely recruit more, Theabs eyes are everywhere, turning insurrection." spoke Meksi, Haddon's right hand man at arms.

"yes...but we must do something. we must do...something. Where can we turn, if not to ourselves. perhaps...to Mt. Crunchdom, where our creator Shi-Hunj-Jii came and created us. Aye, yes....there, i shall turn!"

And turn he did indeed. Haddon proceeded, with his side-man Lockred in tow, his oldest and most benign of friends, to Mt. Crunchdom. And it was hither they upon a portal, one which lead to other worlds. the ancienst spoke of it, but it had not been seen in millenia. Stumbl Pon. The world between worlds.

"Haddon, where are we?!"
"i dont know old friend. But i see a house up there ahead. let us enter it and get out of this gust."

As Haddon knocked, a young woman, slender and beautiful, tanned skin taught about came to the door.

"Yes suh? 'Ow may oi 'elp ye?"
"Hello ma'am, we were wondering if we could come into your home to get out of this storm, and perhaps find our berrings?"
"Ay, why yes suh, come on in. Me names Jassi, I live 'ere with me mum n dad, Ambrose and Kevi-Anne. let me go fetch em for ye."

Ambrose and Kevi-Anne were strict parents, but they sometimes allowed Jassi, Haddon and Lockred to hang out together, as Haddon and Lockred built a home not far from Jassi, and worked for a time. Jassi, Haddon and Lockred were laying out in a field one afternoon, when Haddon needed a new name. Haddon was too normal, and he decided upon Thor. this was a pivotol time in Haddons Life.

"No no, Lockred, you dont understand! Thor is more than just a cool name...ive seen Thor. Thor is a...a feeling. We must create...The thing of Thor. A church...to Thor!"
"Aye...Indeed, Haddon. We shall."
"Then, oldest friend...i bequeth upon you...Priesthood. in the Church of Thor."

Thus began Haddon's trip into a newfound understanding of life. Thor would be king. and, with his newfound knowledge and church, he headed back to his home in Holius.He bagan to preach the word of Thor, but few listened. Times were dire, and the world was bleak under the tyrannical shadow. But it grew, and soon, a movement began. The current leader under Theab was a being named Ryonus. Ryonus was a cruel, demented man, bent on hatred and destruction. He was whom the upheld the rules of injustice. and it was he...would would lead to the Coming of the Three.

"I want that Haddon DEAD! i want his head on a bloody pike!" Ryonus screamed. "Find him, now! bring him down, and allow nobody to replace him!"

the troops assembled, Haddon at the head, Ji as his side. Meksy, Hialia and Jamas were at his rear, awaiting orders.CHARGE! screamed Archbishop Haddon, Vesper of Thor! And the charge was mighty...but not might enough, even for all The Haddon's might. He lay wounded. Bloody, Dying in his bed. His lovers were by his side. His oldest friends, Meksi and Xander Lockred, stood watch over him.

"Ji...i need you. My love...Jamas...come to me...my wives."
"We are here, Haddon. What is it?" spoke Ji first.
"You lay slain, sir...but you wish us to fight your cause...?" proposed Jamas.
"Nay, though i know you willing and capable. Only those whose blood runs within me...can save our world now."
"Surely! you do not mean...our sons, long away?"
"Yes, Ji. you must call back Redsal. Jamas, send word to Jaymus and Martik. Bring my sons to me! they must take up my cause!"

"And you, meksy...and old friend. You i ask...watch over my sons. see them to manhood, and victory. see them to their thrones. I ask you...steward my crown?"
Meksi bowed deeply.
"It is my honor. and i shall guard your childrens lives with my own. I shall take stewardship until they are ready."
"Then i bestow upon you...Steward to the Throne, Lord Meksy!"

And this, dear friends, is how the Haddon passed away. leaving behind him the greatest saga ever told...in Crunchdom.
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noooooo!!!!! haddon!!!!!!!
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Brilliant, epic, a piece well done!
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It's a great story and btw I'm Meksy Steward to the Throne
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OH.... k.. o.o
Posted 12/20/07
We shall reign the Crunchdom..Archbishop Haddon, Vesper of Thor.!!! *mwuaches from hailia*
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Hahaha, so this is what you were doing earlier.
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What an epic tale. "The new world shall begin in 3 days".
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haddon is gonna die O~O
are ya really?..TT^TT dnt plz
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Shouldn't this be on the forum game thread, cause its like a game, "give your story and stuff"
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Oh hells yeah. good story budday!
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Have you guys heard of the legendary banning of 8 people for a secret thread? Or the legendary chat thread? Or the fabled tale of liscensed anime?
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skygod333 wrote:

Have you guys heard of the legendary banning of 8 people for a secret thread? Or the legendary chat thread? Or the fabled tale of liscensed anime?


havent heard the first 2, but i think i think there might be sumthing bout the last one =O *gasp* lol the pope knows all!!!!

Posted 12/20/07

hawtdawggy wrote:


skygod333 wrote:

Have you guys heard of the legendary banning of 8 people for a secret thread? Or the legendary chat thread? Or the fabled tale of liscensed anime?


havent heard the first 2, but i think i think there might be sumthing bout the last one =O *gasp* lol the pope knows all!!!!



Who told you these tales?
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Posted 12/20/07

skygod333 wrote:


hawtdawggy wrote:


skygod333 wrote:

Have you guys heard of the legendary banning of 8 people for a secret thread? Or the legendary chat thread? Or the fabled tale of liscensed anime?


havent heard the first 2, but i think i think there might be sumthing bout the last one =O *gasp* lol the pope knows all!!!!



Who told you these tales?

ooh, i wanna hear them ***jumps up and down***
maybe someone should start another thread. post your crunchy tales or something like that
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