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Man Falls in Love with Pokemon, Considers Marriage
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Posted 3/13/09 , edited 3/13/09
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/14/man-falls-in-love-with-pokemon-considers-marriage/


A man who approached an online Q&A service asking how he might reign in his passionate love for a certain Pokémon, and perhaps turn it into mere platonic affection, has been roundly reassured that falling in love with fictional 2D animals is perfectly acceptable.

His query runs thus (he is careful to protect the identity of his Pokemon paramour throughout):


I’ve fallen in love with a Pokémon…

I fell in love with a certain Pokémon. My heart grows heavy whenever I think of them.

But to be honest, personally I felt falling in love with a 2D character to be a sad thing, so I wanted to return to a platonic relationship with this Pokémon.

Whatever should I do?”


Most respondents are having none of it, telling him love is perfectly fine even with fictional two dimensional animals; a sample of the responses:


“It’s ok to love them. There’s really no need to force yourself to dislike them after all…”

“Loving the 2D is not strange at all. 2D is something you associate with reality.”

“I feel the same way. It’s ok. If only that Pokémon were real, I’d…

If you fall for a character, drawing pictures of tem is a good way of releasing.

“First, turn off the machine. Then go out and start your journey to find a charming person.”

Pokémon Lover: “I don’t actually play the games at all. I don’t have much social contact either; perhaps that’s why I fel in love with a Pokémon?”

“Raichu is cute, Raichu is. Rairaiii!
It’s ok. I have a friend who fell in love with a butterfly from the south. Compared to that, your symptoms are minor.”

Pokémon Lover: “With a butterfly!? That’s romantic… I feel better, thanks.”

“I’ve heard that amongst anime fans there are those who actually want to marry 2D characters .”

Pokémon Lover: “There are people like that out there!? Then maybe it’s nothing to worry about at all then.”


It seems this ronery Pokémon otaku has only had his love for a certain pocket monster reaffirmed…

You can see the Q&A here.


This seems more barbaric than the last thread I made back in October last year...

So the man wants to marry a little Raichu? Bless the little guy~

Your thoughts pleez~

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Before we know it, fucking a fish will be as normal as drinking greentea.
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Warning to future parents: When your kid starts become obsessed with a certain character of a show. Be a little concerned. He/she might end up like the pokemon lover :[
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Dude, You fall in love with a 2-d character and you choose a Pokemon? WTF is wrong with you?!
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He wants to stick his pole up an imaginary pika-hole?


What the fuck is this guy on?
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heck i want to know how they gonna reproduce .__.
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LOL. Raichu?! and a butterfly? WTH are these people.
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macphapie wrote:

Dude, You fall in love with a 2-d character and you choose a Pokemon? WTF is wrong with you?!


lol Just hope the guy doesn't have a pet....

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Wow. That's all I have to say to this thread topic.
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I WANT TO FALL IN LOVE TOO!!!!!!
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Eh. Pokemon are cool.
But I always thought Bowser was pretty damn sexy.
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Whoa. Err... whoa. Falling in love with a Pokemon?
That's pretty sad.

I don't blame that guy, though. He doesn't have a life. He needs to get one lol.
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haha he felt better because another weirdo like him told him that his friend felt in love with a butterfly -.-
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umm wow... wtf is that guy on?
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